"Unohanna-San, why have you called this meeting of captains? And why have you requested these three lieutenants' be present as well?" The head captain asked taking a seat in the throne at the front of room. Several captains murmured agreements and the three whose lieutenants where present gave them stern looks wondering just what their subordinates had done now.

Unohanna cleared her throat and began "It has been brought to my attention that Hinamori-San-" Aizen and Hitsugaya perked up at this point "-has been exhibiting some uh strange behaviour recently."

She paused but continued when the General nodded towards her.

"I had a few basic health checks done on her, under the ruse that it was a check-up, and the results General are not good-"

"What's wrong with Hinamori-Kun?!"

"Is she going to be ok?!"

Yamamoto slammed his staff of the tiled floor "Hitsugaya-San! Aizen-San! Hold your tongues!"

The two captains' muttered apologies but now paid extra close attention.

The medical shinigami smiled "Thank you General-" She became serious once more "-She has a slightly elevated temperature of 42oC, her blood pressure is at a dangerous level and, to put it bluntly sir, her body is physically exhausted. But yet even with all this she doesn't feel a thing. She isn't tired, she doesn't feel feverish or unwell in anyway, from how she acts and how she answered my officer's questions."

"Also-" Unohanna quickly added seeing several captains about to ask questions "-There is...one more thing."

"And? What is it that is so important you need to tell us all about it?" Mayuri hissed at the woman.

"I must agree with Kurotsuchi-San-" The General added "-Why did you call this meeting? Why could you not simply handle this yourself? Do you believe this to be contagious?"

"To certain people, maybe..."

The three lieutenants flinched; they knew what was coming next.

"Along with what I've mentioned her estrogens and progestagens hormone levels are at a dangerously high level-" She sighed. Here was the bad part. "-It...It also seems that nightly, she has been seeking out multiple sexual partners, over the past week and-"

"What?! My lieutenant?!"

"Tell me who! I'll hunt them down!"

"No Way! Seriously?! She has been hanging around with Rangiku-San a lot..."

"Our little peach has grown up!"

"That's not funny Shunsei!"

"Like you wouldn't do her Jyuushiro!"

"W-What?! D-Don't say things like that!"

"What?! You touched Hinamori-Chan?! I will kill you!"

"Hahahaha! Sick boys gettin' some action!"

"Shut up Zaraki. Who asked you? You low-life dog."

"What the hell Taicho?!"

"Yeh Kuchiki-Kun! Whey you gettin' all worked up eh?"

"P-Please Taicho. Don't get involved."

"It's not like that Shiro-Chan! Honest!"

"Don't fucking call me that!"

"W'at you say teh me rich boy?! You come 'ere and say 'at!"

"Do I have to use Kyoka Suigetsu Jyuushiro?! This is Hinamori-Kun you're talking about!"

"Seriously Hitsugaya, Aizen, it was just a joke."

"You were one! Weren't you Kyouraku?!"

"Well..."

"Prepare to die basterd!"

"QUIET! Stop this nonsense now!"

Hitsugaya released a laughing Kyouraku, resheathed his sword, but continued to glare daggers at the man, which meant Unohanna and Soi-Fon could let go of the tenth's captain.

Aizen released his grip on his zanpakutou. Tousen let go of Aizen's sword arm. Ukitate took a few steps back from Sosuke, finally able to breathe freely, not fearing for his life.

Byakuya and Zaraki stopped squaring off to each other causing Renji, who was holding his captain back and both Hisagi and Konamura, who were holding the very angry eleventh captain, to let go.

Izuru stopped pushing on his captain's chest, obviously his captain wanted to join in on the 'fun'.

"Return to your positions! Immediately!"

It took a few minutes, but they got back to where they were originally standing. Glares and a few threats were still thrown around, mainly from Hitsugaya and Zaraki.

"Now Unohanna-San-" Yamamoto began, dreading the rest of what the healer had to say. "-Please continue."

Hitsugaya's zanpakutou arm twitched, just waiting till someone confessed to touching his best friend. They. Would. Pay.

The three lower ranked officers just knew they were going to die. If the looks on Aizen and Hitsugaya's faces were anything to go by. They all wondered if they should start begging for forgiveness now.

"As I was saying, Hinamori-San has been with several different sexual partners recently and I personally believe it is not of her own free will."

"Your damn right it's not her will!" Toushiro couldn't help but add.

Strangely the captain of squad nine also came to her defence. "I believe Unohanna-San to be correct. I believe Hinamori-San possesses a very pure soul. These actions are no way in her nature."

"She wasn't very 'pure' when she was sucking on my-"

Renji quickly elbowed his former sensei "Hisagi! Shut up!" A quick scan around the room told him no one other than him had heard that. Thank Kami. He liked having all his limbs attached thank you very much.

"What do you suggest we do Unohanna-San?"

"I would like to keep Hinamori-San in a few days for more testing. Which means if someone is doing this to her without her knowing we maybe able to stop it completely."

Yamamoto nodded "Of course. She will be sent to the fourth immediately."

"Also-" She added "-I would like to conduct the same basic tests on her partners to see if they exhibit the same symptoms."

"Wait a minute-" Ukitate piped up "-Is that why they're here?" He asked pointing to the lieutenants.

Shunsei grinned "It is isn't it?"

The men in question blushed scarlet.

Zaraki's maniacal laughter could be heard from miles around. The ice dragon however, was not so amused.

"It. Was. You!"

"Hitsugaya-San! Control yourself!"

The boy let out and animalistic growl between his clenched teeth, glaring at the men.

"You better sleep with one eye open." His glare intensified. If only looks could inflict a long and severely painful death...

"Yes." Unohanna confirmed "That is why they're here. But if the time-scale I was given is correct, I believe their are others."

"More?! How many people do I need to kill?!"

"Hitsugaya-San! I said enough!"

Unohanna continued as if nothing happened "I would obviously need to find these men."

Yamamoto looked at the head of medicine. Did she expect him to ask the men in this room right now? According to the look she gave him. She did.

Yamamoto sighed "Has anyone else had 'relations' with Hinamori fuku-taicho?" Two hands rose. And, contrary to belief, neither hand belonged to Kyouraku. Who they did belong to however, did cause jaws to drop.

"Taicho?!" Echoed both Renji and Izuru.

Ichimaru shrugged, grin still in place. "W'at? Lil' Momo-Chan is extrem'lay cute!"

Byakuya refused to look at his subordinate. "I was held against my will sir. She bound me to my own bed"

Shunsei couldn't help it, he had to ask. "Like a bit of bondage, do ya Bya-Kun?" Ukitate concealed his chuckle behind his hand. Zaraki did no such thing, he gave his loudest bout of laughter yet.

"An'd you were on at me earlier ya noble basterd!"

Byakuya growled. He suddenly wished he hadn't said anything.

Hitsugaya placed his head in his hands. This was all a dream. A really bloody bad one.

Yamamoto did the same action only for different reasons. How could the pride of the thirteen court guard squads disintegrate over the actions of one extremely horny female?!

Aizen also couldn't believe what he had just been told. How was she supposed to be devoted to him when she was off screwing every man in the Seireitei?!

"There should be one more man General. From Thursday to today would be six nights." Unohanna added counting off the days on her fingers.

Yamamoto looked up. This just keeps getting better and better.

"We will probably need to contact every other male she has associated with this week to find him."

"Fine" He quickly agreed. He would have probably agreed to anything to get himself and everybody else, especially Hitsugaya who looked like he was about to either kill himself or everyone else, out of this meeting.

"Have her make a list as soon as she reaches the fourth division."

Unohanna simply nodded.

He most likely didn't want to hear this answer. "Is that everything?"

"Yes sir" Oh thank Kami.

"Those who need to go with Unohanna. Do. Everyone else? Tell no one, I repeat no one of the contents of this meeting. You're dismissed!"

When everyone had left, some had to be shaken out of their trances first, the General rubbed his eyes with the palms of his hands. All he wanted to do was have a large whiskey and forget what had just taken place.