Chapter 14
Fed up
Hey, sorry guys! I'll update more regularly from now on. I hope you guys like this chapter, I'm working on chapter 15 now, as you read this. Btw, idea's put in for this chapter are from Betterthanyou1n2, Mangosaregood8. I'm sorry if your name isn't mentioned and you did put an idea in, if this happens let me know, cause none of this chapter, well, apart from one minor detail at the end, WHICH I HOPE YOU GUYS WILL LOVE! Apart from that none of this chapter was my idea.
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Jacob's POV
I arrived early at the Cullen household. After three hours yesterday I managed to get the handcuffs off, ALL BY MYSELF! Wow, I NEED to get some friends of my own; the Cullen's are starting to get to me. Billy refused to help me through my struggle; he was convinced I had just escaped from jail. This was a likely possibility, but not the point.
When I arrived Esme was running around the house, for some unknown reason the kids were nowhere to been seen.
"Oh Jacob, your here, good, I'm late and I can't find my car keys," she said running past me. I helped her look and found them on top of the counter.
"Thank you Jacob," she said, wow, she must be tired, they were easy to see!
"Jacob, do you mind going to the shops for me, I'll give you the money, I have a shopping list right here," she said kindly. I nodded my head, glad to get out. The kids would have to come with me of course.
"Thank you Jacob, you don't know how much this means, you'll have to take the minivan," she said, scurrying out the door. O.k.a.y then.
"Guys!" I shouted, the Cullen's and Bella ran down the stairs. They all seemed to be dressed up, not as scruffy. Emmett's jeans were intact, the girls were wearing casual dresses, and Edward and Jasper were looking clean. Wow, what a first.
They all climbed into the minivan and we arrived at Wal-Mart soon enough. Emmett went to grab a trolley and we walked into the shop. I set Edward and Bella into the little seat things on the front of the trolley, Jasper and Alice were sitting in the trolley, Nessie was on my shoulders and Emmett and Rose were walking calmly beside me. I glanced down at the list.
"Right we need banana's, oranges, pineapple, strawberries, apples, yogurts, cereal, chicken, cheese, butter...How long is this list?!" I asked in disbelief. The Cullens were smiling sweetly up at me, now is the time to get worried. We walked into the fruit and veg area, Emmett grabbed the Banana's, the oranges and the Apples and passed them to Jasper in the trolley. Jasper passed them to Alice who set them down beside her. Well, at least they aren't fighting or making a fuss now that would be embarrassing. Just then two teenage girls walked past, they were in my school, part of the popular crowd, I smiled shyly and waved. Emmett winked at Jasper, what were they up to?
The two girls were looking at me giggling. Jasper suddenly wailed, the girls jumped.
"Daddy!" said Alice in a shy but loud voice, pulling at my jacket, "Make Jazzy stop, he's pulling me!"
The two girls were completely in shock, they thought I was the father. I was rooted to the spot, as were they.
"Da da!" said Nessie, joining in, patting my head, enjoying herself. Jasper wailed louder, pulling at Alice, Emmett suddenly tripped Rose up, they were all in on it.
"Ow! Dad!" said Rose, getting to her feet and looking at me. The two girls were staring at me in disbelief, I finally found my voice,
"They're not my kids, seriously, I'm their babysitter!" I said, trying to get Alice to stop tugging at me. They had to believe me! They began giggling again, one of the whispered
"Just wait til this gets out in school!" then they walked off, giggling.
"I'm the babysitter!" I shouted after them. I glared at the Cullen's. They were all giggling. I decided to move on.
We moved on to the frozen area, I told Emmett and Rose what to get and they went and grabbed it. Frozen peas, chips, ice-cream, yogurts, butter, cheese, juice, chicken, beef, pork, kebabs, and pineapple. I suppose, they only go shopping once a month. More girls past us.
Bella began to tug at my collar.
"Daddy! Edward won't leave me alone!" she said, trying to push Edward away, Edward was having as much fun poking Bella as Bella was pushing him. Jasper and Alice began to play up.
"Daddy!" wailed Alice, "Make him stop!" I glanced over at the girls, I was pretty sure they were trying to figure out my age.
"Seriously, I'm not their dad, I'm their babysitter!" I said, having an emotional breakdown. The rolled their eyes and walked on, giggling. Why do they have to make my life miserable?!
Why me?!
Finally the shopping trip was over, we could leave. The Cullen's and Bella pulled the same stunt five more times, even at the checkout. Seriously, why did I volunteer to baby-sit them?! Why?! I shouldn't have said "Sure" to Esme and Carlisle when I was 15, I should've said "no", why didn't I say no, why? Emmett was only five at the time and much less of a handful, Bella and Edward were only babies and Nessie wasn't even born. Rose was seven, Alice was two, and Jasper was three.
We all arrived home and the Cullen's helped me put everything away with smirks on their faces.
After putting everything away I sat down on the carpet with Nessie. She was playing with blocks, stacking them up and knocking them down again. She giggled each time she knocked them down, then she stacked them up again. She was cute when she did that.
I knew the kids were up to something, when they go into a little huddle and say loudly,
"Jake, don't disturb us we're up to something." You kind of get the idea. It was something big; they kept looking over at me. Alice went to pick up the phone when Carlisle came in.
"Oh, hello. I didn't expect anyone to be home," he said, looking nervous. Why would he be nervous. His face suddenly turned to excitement.
"I need to stop off at work for a moment, Nessie needs her check-up, why don't we all go?" he said. The Cullen's nodded and we all jumped into the mini-van. Yes, the pink mini-van.
Once we got to the hospital Carlisle, Nessie and I went off to the check-up room whatever it's called. Carlisle told the children to stay put, not to move or touch anything. I really hope they listen to him, I hate to see the amount of damage they could do in here.
Rosalie's POV
Dad told us all to stay put, fat chance. You would think your own father would know his children by now, he sees us everyday, no wait, not everyday day. Sometimes I get detentions and don't get home for ages, and Emmett been to the police station before, Alice has been lost for a whole day, and we like to hide when the phone rings, usually to tell our parents what we've done. We kinda learn to fear the phone. Nessie always starts crying whenever it rings now.
As soon as Jake, Nessie and dad were out of sight, Alice, Bella and my brothers has dashed off somewhere. At least I try; I'm the innocent one here. Of course I'm the one who'll be blamed. I'm the oldest; I should know better, blah blah blah.
Well, I might as well follow them. I followed Alice and Jasper, they need to be watched. It's amazing how much two small little kids can do. Alice and Jasper ran into a ward, I followed them. It was a children's ward. Alice saw dressing up stuff and ran straight for it shouting "BARBIE," Jasper however ran towards the children in the ward, they didn't look scared. I went out of the children's ward and went to find Edward and Bella. Edward and Bella were in another ward, only this was for old people, with the wrinkles and everything! Usually Edward and Bella would be scared of old people, but they were sitting on the floor, hand in hand talking to them.
"I'm three!" said Edward to someone. The old person smiled, showing no teeth. Gross.
"How old are you sweetie?" asked a grandma.
"I'm three too!" said Bella. The grandma smiled, at least she had teeth. They seemed to be doing nothing wrong so I left, and went looking for Emmett, who knows what he's done.
I found Emmett in the infants ward; he was a book out reading to the tiny little babies.
"And the duck went Quack," he said quietly, careful not to awaken the babies. I smiled. No-one seemed to be doing any harm. So I left and went back to the waiting room.
A few minutes later I heard a scream. Alice. I ran towards the sound, what have they done now?! Alice, Emmett and Jasper were standing at the door or a private room. They were staring at the man asleep. I went over to him, his chest wasn't moving, he was breathing right?
"What. Did. You. Do?!" I asked through gritted teeth.
"I screamed," Alice said, still standing in the door way. Emmett came in and sat on the bed beside the man. Emmett got out his book and began to read to him.
"And the duck went Quack!" said Emmett, louder than he usually would've done. Alice and Jasper walked in, a little more relaxed.
"How come he's asleep, he was awake when I screamed?" said Alice, jumping onto his bed, sitting beside Emmett. Jasper jumped up too and shook the poor man. I heard a beeping noise, I looked at the heart monitor, there was one long straight line. I screamed. He was dead.
"ALICE YOU KILLED HIM!" I shouted. We all screamed and ran out of the room. We all decided to find Edward and Bella, and to get away from the crime scene.
"Wait," said Jasper, stopping us in our path.
"Watch," said Alice. Two doctors came running by, the slipped and fell, the knocked over everyone in their path. We all laughed, my ribs hurt.
"What did you do?" asked Emmett, laughing.
"Morphine, very slippery stuff," said Jasper. We went looking for Edward and Bella and it's wasn't too long before we found them. They were in the storage cupboard, there were empty bottles lying on the ground, Edward and Bella were lying on the ground, asleep.
"Are they dead?" asked Alice.
"No, sleeping," said Emmett.
"Go check!" said Jasper, a frightened look on his face. I went to check. I checked their breathing, it seemed a little fast.
"They're alive, no need to worry," I said, lifting Bella up. Emmett lifted Edward and swung him over his shoulder.
"What the hell happened here?!" we heard an angry voice say. We turned around and came face to face with our father. Darn.
Jacob's POV
"What the hell happened here?!" asked Carlisle. I was trying not to laugh at the scene before me. I had Nessie in my arms. Rose had Bella in her arms; Emmett had Edward over his shoulder. Jasper looked terrified and Alice looked as if she had murdered someone.
"IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SCREAMED AND HE DIED! DONT KILLEST ME! DADDY I KILLEDED POOR MAN, POOR MAN NO MORE! I IS SORRY! I IS SORRY! FORGIVEEST ME, I DO NO WRONG NO MORE, NO MORE. I BE GOOD GIRL, EVIL JASPER HE KILLEDED HIM TOO! JASPERS FAULT ALL JASPERS FAULT!" shouted Alice, pointing to Jasper, blaming the murder on him. I suppressed a giggle. Even though it was sad a poor man died in the hands of a five year old, terrible, terrible, it was funny to see Alice confess to the murder, then blame it on her brother.
"We're going home. NOW!" said Carlisle. The Cullen's filed out behind him. Everyone moved to the side as we walked by, Carlisle's face must've been scary.
The ride home was done in silence. It was awkward. When we arrived home Carlisle paced up and down the living room. Emmett, Rose, Jasper and Alice sat down. Rose had the unconscious Bella on her knee; Emmett had the unconscious Edward on his knee. Emmett took Rose's hand for support. Jasper took Alice's hand; they looked so cute, vulnerable and defenceless all at the same time. I was standing at the door, waiting for my chance or a perfect getaway, with Nessie still in my arms.
"Why didn't I do this years ago?!" said Carlisle suddenly. He grabbed a piece of paper, which seemed to have writing on it, sat down at the table. The phone rang.
"What?!" Carlisle shouted down the phone.
"Yes, yes, I see, thank you," he said, rather rudely and told us.
"Just so you know, the man you screamed at, survived, they brought him back to life after you all screamed and left the room," Carlisle said, and sat down at the table again. No-one dared to speak, Carlisle had a maniacal grin on his face, we were all scared.
"Daddy, what you doing?" asked Alice, nervously.
"I'm putting you all up for adoption!" he said, looking up for a moment, smiling evilly and going back to his papers.
Alice started to cry, Rose joined her. Emmett hugged Rose for support. I took Edward and Bella from them and laid them on the carpet. Jasper hugged Alice. Nessie even began to cry. Adoption?! That was harsh man. Sure they can be a bit of a handful, and they can do pretty much everything on the planet that they shouldn't do, but they're all good kids, underneath all that badness. I hugged Nessie close to me. Carlisle went to get an envelope for the adoption papers when I heard a car door slam.
"Esme," I whispered. Rose knew what to do. She jumped out of her seat, taking Emmett with her and ran out to her mother. I saw them talking, well, Emmett was talking, Rose was crying, from inside. When Esme came in she was fuming.
"CARLISLE!" she screamed. Carlisle ran down the stairs a frightened look on his face.
"WERE YOU PLANNING TO PUT OUT CHILDREN UP FOR ADOPTION?!" she asked. Carlisle choked on something. I grabbed Alice's hand, who grabbed Jasper's hand, who grabbed Rose's hand who had the now awake Bella in her arms, Bella grabbed onto Edward who was in Emmett's arms and we all ran out of the house.
"Hey, I guess you're stuck here then," I said, laughing. They laughed with me.
"I don't think Esme would mind if you stayed the night at my house, Billy can call her when she's calmed down a bit," I said. Rose nodded, smiling.
"I would really like that," she said, looking back at the house, where you could hear the screaming from inside. We all laughed and we all jumped into my truck.
TA DA! Sorry it's sooooo late. I've been having a little trouble at home, just a tad, lol. And I had a wedding to go to. SO SORRY! You can all kill me later, but then again, you can't, I still have loads more chapters to write. YAY! I'LL LIVE! Thanks again to those who prayed for me, the praying paid off. Please review!
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