Gilmore Moment of the Chapter: "Trash doesn't talk to you unless it's on Sesame Street."
-Lorelai Gilmore Epi: 1.17 The Break-up Part 2
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Chapter 14- Water Wars!
It was a pleasant spring night. The moon-lit sky glowed in the clear, starry night's sky. Luke and Lorelai decided to walk back to the mansion instead of taking the limo. They walked hand and hand along-side the nearby beach, on the boardwalk.
"You know, I'm glad you came with me," Lorelai said to Luke.
"I am glad too." He gave her a short kiss.
"Was this wedding, considered our first date?" She asked.
"If you want it to be, sure."
"Or we can wait and say we were at this wedding as friends? I mean, we came here as friends, but we are going to leave being something more."
"How about we say this was our pre-date and tomorrow, I'll take you on a real date."
"Ooooo, I like that."
"Good."
They went into the house, up the stairs and into the room. The door closed shut and immediately, Luke's lips went to Lorelai's. The kiss grew more and more hungry. They didn't want to pull apart. Instead, Lorelai found herself fiddling with the buttons on Luke's shirt. She started to unbutton them.
"Are you sure you want to do this?" Luke asked.
"Yes."
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The both lied next to each, in each other's arms.
"Hmmm, that was nice."
"That was definitely nice." Lorelai gave him another kiss.
"Luke?"
"Hmm," His eyes were slowly drifting closed.
"What are we going to tell the town?"
"I don't care."
"They are going to find out."
"Let them find out. I don't care about the town. I do, however, care about you, my diner, and Rory."
"Aww, Luke that's so sweet."
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-The Next Day-
Both of them were still asleep. They had missed breakfast. Rory put two and two together. Figuring, Luke would never sleep in this late, she realized it might have had something to do with her mother and her feminine willies. (An: LOL TAMMY)
"Rory, Marty, have you seen your mother today?" Emily asked.
"I think they are still asleep," She giggled.
"It's almost time for lunch, where are they? I haven't seen Luke either. Don't tell me Lorelai wasted herself again." Emily walked up stairs and knocked on the door this time.
Nobody answered. Emily knocked a little louder. Still no answer. She opened the door. She saw clothes, that looked like had been tossed around the floor. On the bed lied Luke and Lorelai, Lorelai using Luke's chest as a pillow. (Think Written in the Stars)
Emily quickly scurried out of the room, trying to get the image of her daughter having sex last night, out of her mind. She went back downstairs.
"Grandma, where's mom?" Rory asked.
Emily had a horrified, yet angry look on her face. She didn't reply and walked away.
Rory laughed. "I think I have a pretty good picture of what she saw up there."
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-Later that day-
"So Luke, where do you want to go? We have today, tomorrow and Tuesday," Lorelai said.
"Let's just go downtown or something. We can see where it takes us from there."
"Oh, and then I might meet some movie star. Hey isn't the American Idol Finale tomorrow? Maybe we can go to the Kodak Theater in Hollywood and watch Fantasia and that other girl try to win for the prize. I can meet Paula, Randy, and Simon. Although I'm not sure I want to meet Simon. He seems a little on the mean side. He kind of reminds me of my mother, always full of insults. Oh and Ryan, that short little white boy-"
"Lorelai stop rambling about American Idol."
"Oh my god! Luke knows what American Idol is."
"Hey, I didn't say that. I just happen to listen to what you were saying."
"Luke Danes watched television everyone!"
"Lorelai, I don't watch American Idol."
"Do you have some sort of thing for Kelly Clarkston? Maybe that's why you watched it."
"Kelly who?"
"Kelly Clarkston, the first American Idol, see this explains a lot."
"Lorelai, what were we talking about?"
"Mall or shopping?"
"What's the difference between going to the mall and going shopping?"
"The mall has stores inside, and going shopping, on the other hand, is when the stores are on streets."
"Oh, well that makes sense."
"Perfectly."
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They decided to go swimming. About an hour later they headed downstairs to the backyard with towels.
The pool was huge. Probably five times bigger than the average size pool.
-Outside-
Lorelai took off her cover wear, relieving a pink bikini.
"What do you think?" She asked Luke, while twirling around in a circle.
"Wow."
"Your turn Burger Boy."
"Don't call me that."
"Ok Butch, let's see."
"Don't call me that either and I believe you have already saw." He started to take off his shirt.
"Yeah, you are right Lucas, but I want to see in sunlight."
"Lorelai."
"Sorry Luke." The shirt was gone. (YAY)
Lorelai took out the sun block and began to put it on her.
"You don't want me to look like a tomato do you?"
"No, that wouldn't be a good thing."
"Luke, can you help me? I can't reach my back." He went over to her.
"Yeah, I can help."
He squeezed the sun block on to his hand and spread it across her back. Soon it turned into a nice soothing massage.
"Oh you do that so well," she moaned.
"Ok, you're done."
"No, don't stop."
"Fine." He continued to rub her back.
"Your coffee and your food may be good, but your hands are like magic. You should give massages for a living."
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-Meanwhile-
Emily kept a close eye on Lorelai and Luke. Something was up and she was going to find out what. She watched from the kitchen window. Seeing them both interact, it looked like they had been together for many years.
She saw how Luke my giving Lorelai a nice back rub. She then saw them change roles, and Lorelai was giving him a back rub. She watched her daughter look and be happy with that man. Not Christopher, the man she should be, but she chose him for some reason.
'What could he possibly have that Christopher doesn't?' She thought.
Luke got up and jumped into the water, splashing Lorelai. Lorelai pretended to be angry, but she knew very well she wasn't. Luke got out of the water and apologized. Well at least that's what it looked like. Luke than grabbed her and threw her in the water. She screamed and started yelling at him. Soon he got in to the pool again.
"Emily, where are you? We are leaving," Hope called out.
"I'm coming," Emily sighed and walked away.
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-Same time Outside-
"Ok, Luke. It's my turn. Lie down on your back. You know what, I think I'll do your front first."
He did what he was told. Lorelai put the sun block on his chest and rubbed it all over.
"You like?"
"Hmmm, very much."
"Good, turn over." He did what he was told.
"Good boy. You deserve a Scooby-Snack."
"I don't want dog food."
"Ok, fine, how about a Lorelai Luxury."
"And what would a Lorelai Luxury be?"
"Oh, you'll see tonight." She massaged his back.
"Looking forward to it. Lorelai are you going to stop?"
"No."
"Lorelai."
"What, I like to touch you."
"Dirty."
"Wow, I walked right into that one."
"Yes, you did."
"Please the make me stop."
It was too late and Luke had got up.
"Luke, how come you never told me you had a tattoo?"
"Well you never asked."
"Ha-ha, very funny."
"Come on let's swim. That's what we are out her for."
"How about we not," she said with a smirk on her face.
Luke jumped into the water, splashing Lorelai in the process.
"HEY! What did you do that for?"
"Do what?" She grabbed a towel to dry herself off.
"You will pay Luke Danes!"
"Oh really how?" he asked while getting out of the pool.
"Um, I don't know yet." Luke lifted her up. "What are you doing?"
"You'll see."
"Luke, put me down."
"Ok," he threw her into the water. She screamed.
"Luke! Why did you do that? That wasn't very nice."
"Who says we were playing nice and you asked me to put you down so I did."
"I could have drowned!"
"Well I would have saved you before you did."
"Aww, my hero," She said in a girly voice. "Oh I will so get even with you."
"Oh yeah, how?"
"…"
"I guess you still haven't thought of anything yet."
"You threw me off literally," he laughed.
"Stop whining." He jumped into the pool.
"You are mean!"
"Really?" He asked getting close to Lorelai.
"Yeah, I mean no other guy would ever throw me into the water." His lips came in contact with hers.
"Yes, but they would never do this after." He kissed her harder.
"No they wouldn't because he wouldn't have thrown me in, in the first place." She kissed him this time.
"Hey, have you ever done it in the water before?"
"Lorelai, no, why would I do that?"
"I don't know, I was just asking."
"Did you know I pushed Jess off the bridge when he first came to Stars Hollow?"
"Oh yeah, you told me. Why couldn't you have waited until I was there? Now you pushing Jess off bridge, that's priceless."
"Sorry, it was a spur of the moment kind of thing."
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Things I thought while typing this chapter:
-Just walk away
-I love commas!
-Tammy you rock!
-I love Gilmore Girls
-Jess is oh so yummy
-I love the Pirates of the Caribbean Soundtrack
-Caribbean has to 'b's?
-He's a pirate
-Tammy you are so cool
-Abbi Dabbi doo
-Abbi Dabbi Dizzle
-Priceless!
-Wonder if I could get extra credit for writing fan fiction in English
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