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Chapter14
So we left the Toa in a dark room with a maniacally laughing guy. Big deal. Anyway, the guy is still laughing now. And now there are three guys running in and carrying him away. And...
Okay, never mind.
The strange man was still laughing in a maniac way, until he stopped laughing that is. And he stopped laughing to look down at the Toa, who were staring at him as if he had a brain problem.
"What's the matter with you guys?" he asked.
"Huh?" was all the Toa could say.
"You're supposed to laugh with me, or else look intimidated."
"Um, let's see," said Edaj. "I'm not in the right mood to laugh, so I think I'll go for intimidated."
The guy looked at her for a second.
"You don't look very intimidated."
"Oh, don't worry, I am," she said, without even trying to sound convincing. "I'm very intimidated. Eeek!"
The guy smiled. "Yes, I know I often give an intimidating impression."
"Yeah, just like a worm," agreed MoN.
"Worms ARE impressive," said Onua. "Just look at the way they eat through the dirt! It's incredible!"
The next scene will not be described due to the fact that the author wants to get over the part she had written on paper because she doesn't like copying off. Which is the reason she takes so much to update. Make up something yourself that involves two doctors dressed in MIB style, and think that that guy is crazy, and you got the idea. We now find our heroes in two dark rooms, waiting to be tested. Girls in one dark room, boys in another. To start, we're gonna follow the girls... or the boys...
No, better: we're gonna look at them together:
Girls:
Inside the room, the girls found a surprise...
Boys:
Inside the room, the girls found a surprise...
Girls:
They weren't the only ones to be tested...
Boys:
They weren't the only one to be tested...
Girls:
There was someone else in the room with them...
Boys:
There was som...
Edaj: Stop! Fine with no sexual difference let's look at them together, but this goes a bit too far!
Hmmm, maybe you're right.
Edaj: Good. So, I hope we're gonna see something better... and more funny.
So, all over again:
Girls:
Inside the room, the girls found a surprise...
Boys:
Same thing
Girls:
They weren't the only ones to be tested...
Boys:
Look under: "girls"
Edaj: If that's "more funny" then I'm more tall than Kopaka.
Okay, okay...
So, to make it short: Both boys and girls found out that they weren't the only ones to be tested and that there was someone else in the room. Then the story splits. The girls...
...saw that it was an old friend. Even though she was very young. Her name was Eli, and she was the Toa of Love. A borrowed character that already appeared in chapter 12. When the Toa came in, Eli stood up and smiled.
"Gali! Edaj! Jade! MoN!" she said, standing up to greet them. In that moment though, the door closed behind them and they were overcome by darkness. "It's just lovely to see you again... ouch! That was my foot!"
"Sorry," mumbled Jade. "Hey, I didn't step on your foot!"
"Edaj? Is that you talking?" asked Eli.
"Nope, I'm Edaj," said Edaj.
"Yes, I know you're Edaj!" commented Eli.
"Yes of course I'm Edaj!"
"Yeah, and you talked a minute ago,"
"No I didn't!" protested Edaj.
"Sure you did, you said: Sorry. Hey, I didn't step on your foot!"
"No! That was Jade!"
"How can you be so sure?" asked MoN.
"Because I'm Edaj!"
"Just because you're Edaj it doesn't mean that everything you say is right," said MoN.
"Um, girls..." Gali tried to interrupt.
"But it's true," agreed Jade. "I talked a minute ago."
"See? Now you even admit it, Edaj!" said MoN.
"Um, girls..."
"I didn't admit anything!" protested Edaj.
"Yes you did, you just said: But it's true!" said Eli.
"Um, girls..."
"No, that was me," said Jade.
"Yes, we just said it was you!" said MoN.
"Um, girls..."
"No! That was Jade talking!" protested Edaj.
"Nuh, huh," said Eli. "It was us."
"Girls?"
"Yes, we know it was you! But it was me who said: No, that was me! Me, Jade!" said Jade.
"Edaj, your sister is called Jade, not you," said MoN
"Girls!"
"That was Jade who talked!" protested Edaj. "Not me!"
"Edaj, quit it!" said MoN
"Girls!"
"Me? You started it!" yelled Edaj.
"No it was not us," said Eli. "It was you who started with your: Sorry. Hey, I didn't step on your foot! And then trying to convince us that it wasn't you saying it."
"Gir-- oh, this is stupid," mumbled Gali, grabbing for something in the darkness.
"That's because Jade said that, and not me! Tell them, Jade," said Edaj desperately.
"Yeah, it was..."
TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
"Aaaaaaaaargh!" screamed the arguing girls, covering their ears. "Gali!"
"I finally get your attention!" said Gali, holding an unnamed thingy that couldn't be seen in the dark. "I wanted to say that..."
"Yeah, fine, a second before the truth comes out!" cried Edaj.
"Actually, that's what I wanted to..."
"You did that just to get some attention?" snorted Eli. "Excuse me, but just because you aren't the only female Toa anymore..."
"Aren't I?" asked Gali, confused.
"I see four female Toa including you here," said MoN. "Or better, I don't see a thing, but I know there are. Scrap off Eli, whose just hanging around for no reason at all, and there's three."
"Three?" Gali blinked, confused. "But Ilag is the only other... oh right, that's in the other fanfic."
"Okay," said Eli. "Like I was saying, just because you're not the only female Toa anymore..."
"A-hem, I'm the one who lectures people normally," protested Gali.
"That's exactly what I was talking about, just because you aren't the only female Toa anymore..."
"Well, I still get my special lines!"
"Stop interrupting me! As I was saying, just because you aren't the only female Toa anymore..."
The sound of something heavy dropping suddenly covered what she was saying.
"What was that?" asked Jade.
"Something heavy dropping," answered MoN unnecessarily.
"Will you all stop talking over me?" cried Eli. "I'm trying to say that even if Gali isn't the only female Toa anymore..."
Suddenly, someone started to drill a hole in the wall, very, very loudly.
"I don't think you'll finish saying whatever you're saying," said Gali.
"Really?" asked Eli, then tried again. "Even if Gali isn't the only female Toa anymore..."
A loud scream pierced the air.
"Even if Gali isn't the only female Toa anymore..."
A train ran past.
"Even if Gali isn't the only female Toa anymore..."
A car alarm started tooting.
"Eli, cut that," said Edaj.
"Why can't I finish talking anyway?" Eli wanted to know.
"FF doesn't know how to finish that phrase, probably," said MoN with a shrug. "Old writing trick."
"Ah," said everyone else.
"So," said Eli. "We still have to get over that problem with Edaj pretending to be Jade."
"That's what I wanted to talk about," said Gali angrily. "If you would've paid attention, something like sixty-eight lines above, there's a small tag saying: said Jade, after that whole I-didn't-step-on-your-foot business."
For a second, there was silence as everyone checked and realized it was true.
"Oh," they said.
"Yeah, well, sorry Edaj," said Eli. "So who DID step on my foot."
"Me," said Edaj.
"So you DID step on my foot! And we argued the whole time about something you had actually done?" asked Eli.
"Actually, we were arguing about who had said: Hey, I didn't step on your foot. Which I hadn't said, so I guess it's alright," said Edaj.
"Okay, now one more thing," said Gali. "We've been standing here in the darkness for the length of a whole chapter, and we still haven't done anything. Or better nothing happened. It's not like we've been doing anything during the whole story."
"Hmm," said MoN. "Maybe that's the problem. We haven't been doing anything."
"Huh?" asked the other three girls.
"Maybe we have to do something to get out of this fanfic. I mean, something more than acting exactly how everyone wants us to. Like, instead of arguing with the big and evil protodermis sea monster with the unpronounceable name, run away for our lives. Kopaka could've created an icy platform and made so that it didn't drift away, or we could've tried to swim to it." said MoN.
"We're still talking," pointed out Edaj.
"Yes, it's true" said Jade. "Except that we never had the chance to do that. FF always put in a narration and we were stuck. We can't do anything unless she wants it."
"But, didn't she promise that it was up to us, and that she would just create the obstacles?" asked Gali.
"Well, that's what she has been doing, hasn't she?" pointed out MoN. "The Titanicle, the iceberg, the drifting away platform, Mask of Stupidity... all obstacles."
"But we can talk without suffering of any kind of narration, right?" pointed out Jade.
"Good point, so I suggest that the first thing we do draw a personality line," said MoN.
"Uuuuuuh, what?" asked the other four.
"A personality line, for example, Jade is nice, quiet, kind and a bit clumsy, Gali is also kind and nice, but she's not clumsy and not quiet, she's the sort of 'motherly girl'. So, I say: Jade is quiet and clumsy, and Gali is the 'motherly girl'."
"Aaaaaah," said everyone except Edaj.
"Sounds like math with words instead of numbers to me," commented the girl. "And how does this help?"
"Um... it doesn't," said MoN. "FF's already doing that."
"So what now?" asked Eli.
"We end the chapter," said MoN with a shrug.
So the girls were left in the black room and still hadn't been tested, and probably will not be seen being testes, because tomorrw, we're taking a look at the boys.
Stupid chapter... and I don't have much of a talk today... no facts, no nothing. I know exactly what's gonna happen in the next chapter though, but first i'm writing a bit of HotPresent. This thing finally cleared up my mind.