A/N: First I want to say I'm very sorry for not updating for a month. I have been caught up with school, robotics, and my new exorcise routine that I haven't had very much time to write. I promise that I'll post the next chapter sooner.

Disclaimer: I still don't own Bleach. *Frowns*

Chapter 14: The Honeymoon

Ichigo layed on a beach towl with Rukia laying right next to him with his arm around her and her head on his shoulder. They sat there for a couple minutes looking a the seagulls circle the beach before Ichigo spoke,

"Rukia are you sure about having this baby?" he said as he looked to her face. She turned her head to look at him before speaking,

"I wanted to be a wife and mother all my life. Growing up in the Rukongai I dreamed about having my own daughter"

"Or son?"

"Never really thought about having a son, but will love to have a son with you if its a boy"

"And if its a girl I will love having a daughter with you. I just hope she doesn't have your eyes"

"Why?"

"If she has your eyes then I wouldn't be able to say no to her"

"Then why can you say no to me?"

"Rukia you maybe my wife, but there are still things I have to say no to"

"Like what?"

"Like when you want me to get some of the stupidest chappy merchandise"

"Its not stupid" she said defensively, "Its cute"

"Well I can deal with chappy tissues and napkins, but not blinds and shower curtens"

"Come on Ichi, how can you say no to your pregnant wife" she said, "Besides, when the morning sickness starts I will feel alot better seeing chappy after I puke"

"You win, after our honeymoon I'll get us some chappy shower curtens"

"Thank you Ichi" she said before kiving him a kiss on the cheak.

"Your welcome, but I'll only get them on one condition"

"What?"

"No more chappy for at least a week after our honeymoon"

"But Ichi" she pouted.

"Rukia please don't make me treat you like a kid and take away what I said" he said. Rukia sighed before saying,

"Fine, but I warn you. When I start having mood swings you will really want to do what I want no matter what"

"Why?" he said before Rukia elbowed him in the ribs jokingly,

"I don't want to kill you because you wouldn't get a chappy doll or something else"

"You wouldn't kill me"

"Your right, I would torture you until you do what I want"

"How?"

"Like this" she said as she started to get up and walk to the beach house. Ichigo got up and followed her. She went in the house and closed the door behind her. When Ichigo tried to twist the knob it wouldn't turn.

"Unlock the door Rukia" he said.

"Not until I get my chappy shower curtens"

"Fine, but my car keys and wallet are in there" he said before Rukia slide them under the door,

"Love you, see you when I get back" he said before leaving.

"Good" she said when he was gone. She knew when a couple gets married they usually have 'alone time', but Ichigo didn't want to because she was about a month pregnant. He told her it was bad for the baby to have 'alone time' when your pregnant, but Rukia wanted to celebrate being marrried 'that way'. The curtens gave her a great idea on how get him out so she would have some time to get everything ready.

Ichigo was walking down the aisle looking for those damn shower curtins Rukia wanted when he heard someone call his name,

"Ichigo, nice to see you" he heard as he turned to see Rangiku walking towards him.

"Hey Rangiku, what are you doing here" he asked as she stoped next to him.

"I just finished a mission and figured I would get some makeup while I was here. What about you?" she said. He sighed before talking,

"Rukia locked me out of the beach house we rented and said she wouldn't let me in until I got her some chappy shower curtens"

"Really? I love chappy. Where are they?" she said as she as started tuning he head looking around the aisle for the curtens. He sighed again before speaking,

"Do all women soul reapers go crazy for chappy?"

"We don't go crazy, but yeah" she said before she returned to looking at the rows for the curtens.

"I think their down the next aisle" he said as he started to walk to the next aisle and sure enough there they were right on the end aisle. He sighed as he picked them up and turned to Rangiku,

"Well better get these back to Rukia before she whines about me taking too long" he said before he sneezed, "What I tell you, well see ya Rangiku" he said before heading towards the register.

"Welcome sir, hoped we meet all your girly needs" Kugo said as he rang up the curtens.

"Shut up Kugo, Rukia locked me out of the beach house and said she wouldn't let me in until I got her these"

"Thats why I don't have a girlfriend" he said as he handed him the bag.

"No, you don't have a girlfriend because you can't find one" he said.

"Just because you found your true love before highschool ended doesn't mean I can find mine in a week after" he said.

"What ever, see ya Kugo"

"See ya Ichigo"

Meanwhile Rukia was working to get everything ready for when Ichigo got back.

"Hope Ichigo doesn't get mad" she said as she undid the screws holding the door to the frame. After she set the door aside she heard Ichigo's car pull up.

"Crap" she said as she quikly striped and started the shower. Her plan was for Ichigo to come in and see Rukia in the shower with her back turned to him before she would turn around and 'talk' with him. Ichigo found the door unlocked and walked in saying,

"Rukia I'm back". Seeing she wasn't waiting for him he set the bag on the kitchen counter and walked into their room when he heard the shower running. He went to yell through the door to wait that he had the curtens when he saw that Rukia was in the shower because the door was standing against the wall next to the door frame. Ichigo just stood there a second with Rukia's back to him, "She'll think I ripped the damn door off the hinges to see her naked" he thought. Then she turned around and he instantly thought, "I'm a dead man, she'll bury my body in the sand", until he felt some blood going down his upper lip, "Now I don't even think there will be a body".

"Ichigo what are you doing?"

"Here it comes" he thought as Rukia got out of the shower.

"I sent you for the curtens. Where are they?"

"Of course, only Rukia would worry about shower curtens when she is naked" he thought before speaking after turning around, "Their on the kitchen counter".

"Whats the matter? Your wife too ungly to look at because she is pregnant?" she said sounding like she was getting mad, but was really having fun messing around with him.

"Damn mood swings already" he thought, "Rukia you know I think your beautiful" he said.

"Then look at me, or am I so ugly you can't stand the sight of me?" she said now pretending to get upset and cry, but on the inside Rukia was laughing her ass off at him, "Thats probably why you took so long".

"Rukia I got your curtens as fast as I could. I'm sorry I took so long, but I ran into Rangiku and talked to her for a second" he said. Now Rukia pretended to instantly get happy,

"How is she, I've been meaning to talk to her about going shopping with me for baby cloths" she said.

"God just kill me now" Ichigo thought, "She just got back from a mission and when I mentioned about the curtens she followed me to the next aisle to get some curtens for herself too." he said just happy she was happy again, but Rukia wanted to mess with him by 'having' a few more mood swings.

"What were you doing with her? I know the nearest place that sells those chappy curtains has a shower bar so you can see how the curtens look." she said as she pretended to get mad again.

"Give me a knife and I'll slit my own throat" he thought, "Nothing Rukia, besides I'm married to you. I love you for god's sake."

"Then why won't you look at me" she said pretending to be on the verge of tears.

"Because your naked" he said.

"You don't even want to see your wife naked, just because she is pregnant!" she said before starting to fake cry really hard.

"Rukia you know I want to see you, but I can't. If we end up doing something I'm worried it could hurt our baby" he said.

Rukia stopped pretending to be upset and wrapped her arms around Ichigo from behind,

"I know your worried Ichigo, but I looked it up and it shouldn't hurt the baby if we 'enjoy' each others company" she just happy holding onto him.

"Are you sure?" he said after she let go hugged him from the front.

"You know I wouldn't let anything to happen to our baby" she said looking up at him.

"I love you Ruki"

"I love you too Ichi" she said before she pulled herself up on him and kissed him on the lips.

a hour latter

Ichigo sat on the beach with Rukia in his lap as they watched the sunset.

"Ichi"

"Yeah Ruki"

"Do you think I'll be a good mom?"

"Why do you think you might not be a good mom?"

"I don't know. I was just thinking, I might not be ready to be a mom"

"You must be crazy. I swear to god your mood swings earlier were nuts. Your probably having another one now"

"Um, Ichi I have to tell you something."

"What is it Ruki?"

"I faked those mood swings earlier" she said causing him to grow silent. She got up and looked at him and he had a grin on his face.

"Ichi?" she said a little worried.

"Hey Rukia, have you ever heard of karma?" he said with his grin getting biggger.

"Whats karma?" she asked even more worried.

"Its the idea if you do something good, something good happens to you, but if you do something bad, something bad happens to you" he said with his grin getting even bigger. Rukia was getting even more worried.

"But its just a idea, right" she asked.

"Well I was good most of my life and I got a wife who I love" he said getting up, "and I have a feeling that your gonna pay for your sick joke earliar" He started to get closer to her and she backed up a bit. Then she stood frozen seeing Ichigo's mask appear without Ichigo putting it on.

"Whats the matter Queen? I thought you liked me, since I'm technically Ichigo" he said as he started to get closer to her.

"What happened to Ichigo?" she said as she stood in place, unable to move from fear.

"Hes right in front of you" he said inches away from her face before the mask disapeared and he quikly kissed her on the lips, "Thats what you get for your joke earliar" he said putting an arm around her before she elbowed him hard in the face. He fell down holding his face and some blood appeared between his fingers. He moved his hands from his face, "You broke my nose!" he yelled as he got up and gingerly touched his nose.

"Would you rather I ripped your balls off!" Rukia yelled back scaring him. He had never seen her this angry, causing him to actually back off a couple feet.

"You got me earliar so I got you!" he yelled.

"Compared to me faking mood swings your cruel joke was like putting a box of puupies in a river! How did you even make your mask appear when your in your body?"

"Its a trick I've been saving up. Its only a illusion. It has no matter to it."

"How?"

"Don't know. A couple days after you left I thought about you and and image of you appeared in front of me. You know how my bankai makes a rope out of my reitsu, well I think I can use it to make images. Like this" he said before a heart appeared in his hand.

"Don't think just because you can make a heart appear in your hand I'll forgive you for scaring me" she said before walking into the beach house with Ichigo following behind until she slammed the door in his face and locked it.

"Come on Rukia, open the door" he said after trying to turn the knob.

"No, you can sleep on the beach tonight" she yelled through the door.

"What if I get you giant chappy plushy?"

"Not even then" she yelled.

"Rukia it was just a joke" he started pleading.

"I'm not letting you in, so enjoy your night on the beach! I'm going to bed" she yelled before changing into her nightgown and going to bed. Ichigo just sighed before he started walking to Chad's house to spend the night. When Chad opened the door he was surprised to see Ichigo in swim trunks.

"What are you doing here Ichigo?" Chad said loking down at him.

"I played a joke on Rukia and now she won't let me in the house"

"Well your welcome to stay the night"

"Thanks Chad" he said as he walked into the house.

"By the way, what was the joke" Chad said closing the door.

"See for yourself" he said before the mask appeared onto his face.

"How are you making your mask appear?"

"Its a illusion" he said making his mask disappear, "I figured out how to make images with my reitsu and as for Rukia she faked some mood swings so I told her about karma and pretended to have my hallow take over for a second. She caused this" he said pointing to his nose.

"She must have been angry" he said, "And her fake mood swings couldn't have been that bad?"

"Trust me they were bad, if they're that bad for real I might as well shoot myself " he said as he sat on the couch.

"So what are you doing to do tomorrow?" he said as he joined him.

"Go back and hope she cooled off" he said.

"So besides today how has your honeymoon been?"

"Pretty good, but I bet won't be able to wait for tomorrow to end if Rukia stays mad" he said.

"So what else can you make appear?" he said.

"Well anything I guess, as long as I can picture it in my mind" he said before he made a life size image of a mad Rukia appear. Chad was surprised when the image yelled,

"Would you rather I ripped your balls off!"

"You can make them move and make sound too?"

"Yeah, as long as I focus hard on it, thats what Rukia said when I told her she broke my nose"

"I'm surprised she didn't kill you"

"Me too"

"Well you must be tired" he said getting up, "You can stay in the guest room tonight"

"Thanks Chad" he said getting up, "You know Rukia actually wanted me to sleep on the beach"

"Well as mad as she sounded I doesn't surprise me, night Ichigo" he said going to his room.

"Night Chad" he said going to the spare bedroom. Ichigo layed down and thought of a way to get back on Rukia's good side. He thought of going and getting her a giant chappy doll to at least get her to let him in the house. He hoped she would forgive him since their honeymoon was going to end tomorrow and he didn't want it to end on a bad note.

The next morning Ichigo went back back to beach house and knocked on the door,

"Rukia are you awake?" he said. She opened the door looking mad, but not as mad as yesterday,

"Where have you been? I've looked all over for you"

"I spent the night at Chad's house"

"Why didn't you call me?"

"You said you were going to bed and I knew if I woke you up you would be even madder at me"

"I'm mad you didn't even try to tell me where you went"

"Rukia I'm sorry. I'm sorry I scared you yesterday and I'm sorry I didn't tell you I was staying over at Chad's"

"Just get in here and pack up our stuff" she said walking back into the house. Ichigo walked behind her. He was happy she let him back in, but still wanted to get back on her good side.

"Rukia I'll do anything to get back on your good side"

"Anything?"

"Anything"

"Then you'll do everything I tell you to do today, no matter what it is?"

"What ever you want"

"Then I want you to..." she started to wisper in his ear. When she pulled back Ichigo was shocked and Rukia had an evil grin on her face.

"Rukia you can't be serious, please tell me your kidding"

"Not this time Ichigo. Do it or you can look forward to making the couch your bed for the next month" she said with serious expression on her face.

"Fine, I'll do it. Just start it tomorrow please" Ichigo begged her.

"Today Ichigo"

"Okay, mistriss" he said bowing.

What has Rukia made Ichigo say he'll do? I'll have the next chapter up in a week at the most. Again, sorry for the wait. Also, the poll for my next story has been switched for a vote for a one-shot and I'd like you all to read my new story True Feelings. Again its your favorite IchiRuki couple.