AN: dis chapta wuz brot 2 u by da AFCA. da americin fried chikin associashun. Even with my comments, this chapter barely takes up a page!
"wut r we gonna do about dat nigga" sed vadermort. he wuz sittin in his evil lair havin dinna wit dracula an hitler. Wait, if Snape is a Jew and Snape is Vadermort, then Vadermort is a Jew and Hitler is allies with Vadermort, then Hitler is allies with a Jew. Did anyone understand that? dey were eatin babies. This sentence makes me laugh.
"i say we kill him!" sed dracula
"gutantof gutantof chocolate choclate gutantof" sed hitler wich wuz german 4 "i agree we shud kill him" No. I assume you meant "Gutentag" which means that Hitler said, "Hi, hi, chocolate chocolate, hi!"
"ive tried dat u fool!" sed vadermort "hes such a great blak magicon dat he keeps cumming bak 2 life" I wish he would stay dead too…
dracula tok a bit of his baby. "den how r we gonna kill dat nigga"
"i dont know" sed vadermort. den hitler screemed.
"KINDERGAREN" he sed wich wuz german 4 "deres sumden rong wit mi baby" No, Kindergarten means a level of pre-school.
den dracula lookd ova "wait dat isnt a baby... dis is fried chiknin!11"
den vadermort had an idea.
"i no" he sed. "ill go bak in time an make sure dat FRIED CHIKIN WUZ NEVER INVENTED!111" Yet, he will still be able to summon a dragon!
"daz a good idea" sed dracula an hitler clappin dere hands.
dracula finished his meel. "my my wut an enjoyable meel" he sed dabbing da sides of his cape.
den vadermort starded speekin "by tomorrow everythin in hogwart is gonna BE ALL WHITE!11
AN: ohhh dat wuz scarry... i wundda wuts gonna happen next!11 How do you not know? You ARE the author! Wait, can someone who writes this filth be called an author?