Pippin the Ringbearer

A/n: okies, hopefully now you are happy that I updated!! Sorry again for the wait!! If you want to know why I am late updating, read my review for Estel and Greenleaf by HarryEstel, because I'm too lazy to type it all again!!! In fact, just read Estel and Greenleaf because it is freakin' awesome!!! :) Oh, and just so's you know, I've been reading The Silmarillion all week, so I might start going Old English up in here... What was that all about?!? Cool! I just found a big thing of chocolate covered peanuts!! bleh! No, those were raisins! :) Anyways, reviews!!!

Reviews for Pippin the Ringbearer

Smeagol Fasir Kenobi: Yay!!!! SAXOPHONES RULE!!!! I play Saxophone (as you can tell) I've played Helga's trumpet before, but I don't have braces. You rambled on for 7 pages?!? (snicker) Jurassic Park got screwed up in the movie!!! :( Of course, they always mess up Michael Crichton movies, don't they? -.- I mean, seriously! Anyways, I tend to ramble on, too, so... yeah

HarryEstel: LOL!!!! :) Very true. Maybe I am crazy (thinks) (fails to think) hmmm.... what? What was I doing? Oh, right! Thanks!!! :)

SNAITF: STOP REVIEWING YOUR OWN STORY!!!!!! :) But thanks anyways... what am I doing? I'm thanking myself for reviewing myself!! Maybe HarryEstel is right...

Shadow929: Okies!!!! :) Sorry for the wait!!!! :) And thanks!!!!!! :)

HelgaMoon: Hi!! Unfortunately, this fic has a no-butts-on-fire policy!! :) CONGO IS NOT BORING!!!!! WHAT IS THE M ATTER WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!? You are dumb!! Anyways thanks! Orange Sugar Death Drink?!? (gives weird look)

Mina aka: Mockingbird: Join the club, we have T-shirts. (is wearing an "I hate English" T-shirt) Glad you like it!!! :) I watched Shrek 2 and Puss in Boots is SOOO CUTE!!! AWW! WOOK AT HIS HUGE FREAKIN EYES! THEY'RE SO ADORABLE!!!! Yeah, kinda random...

Chapter 14: Shelob's Lair and Other Random Stuff

The three girls returned to the... camp... place... thing

"Come, my friends, let us Eata Fajita"

"I'm sorry?"

"I said, let us Eata Fajita!"

"And what, pray tell, is a Fajita?"

"You don't know what a fajita is?!?"

"No. Enlighten us, dear friend"

"'Enlighten us, dear friend?!?' I AM going Old English up in this foshizzle!!!"

"Snaitf!!! Shut up!!"

"Anyways, a fajita is... this, like tortilla thing with grilled vegetables and meat and stuff"

Suddenly, the English teacher appeared out of nowhere!!!

"Snaitf! Your English is deplorable! You need to pronounce your letters Con she en shus lee!" She said, pronouncing each syllable like it was a different word.

"RUN AWAY!!!"

"THAT WAS NOT A COMPLETE SENTENCE!!!"

"Oh... WE WILL RUN AWAY!!!"

"There, you see?!? 'We' is RECEIVING the action of running away. You are in GT English and if you don't know this, you will not have a fun time in blah, blah, blah, blabity blah blah blah!!!"

"Did she just say something?"

"I don't think so"

"Then let's go!!!"

"OK!!!"

So, Moosey, Snaitf, and Helga ran into Cirith Ungol, awakening the evil that lurked there with their incessant talking.

"I got a big vocabulary in this chapter!"

"Shut up, Snaitf"

"Your face!"

"Your spleen!"

"You secretly wish you could marry Saruman!"

"You secretly wish you could marry Gimli"

"You secretly wish you could marry Sauron!!!"

"You secretly wish you could marry LEVI!!"

And thus the insults went back and forth between them, and they walked unknowingly into Shelob's lair.

"Actually, we were technically already IN Shelob's Lair."

SHUT UP!!! Anyways, they walked unknowingly into Shelob's lair.

"I had this WEIRD dream last night! There was this cool Mexican dude at our house and he was COOL!! I mean he was all like, "Hey... I'm a cool Mexican dude in your house!" And we were all like, "Hey! Let's show him our favorite movies, because he's so cool!" So we did, and Chachi's favorite movie was ANOTHER dream I had last week! And then my favorite movie was-"

"Wait, what was the other dream?"

"Oh that. Well, me and Moosey were at Legolasina's house, except it was Moosey's house and Rachel was there, and she was all, like, evil and stuff. And she stabbed Moosey with a her flute in the stomach, and then me and Moosey ran to my house, which is right next to Legolasina's, but my house was like Rachel's evil lair thing because she took it over and then she took Moosey hostage and Helga was already hostage, and she said she'd, like, kill you guys unless I gave her something I forgot what and ya'll escaped and I escaped with ya'll, and then that's where I woke up"

"Stare"

"Stare"

"Yeah, so anyways, my favorite movie was ROTK, no surprise there, and I didn't even get to watch it because I woke up!!!"

"Stare"

"Stare"

"Chachi's movie was a lot more serious in my dream..."

"Stare... I got stabbed with a FLUTE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

"Yeah!"

"What the CRAP?!?!?!?!?!?"

"But Rachel was, like, freakin EVIL!!!"

"WHAT THE CRAP?!?!?!?!?"

This was the moment when Shelob decided to pounce.

-Back with the Fellowship... thing-

The Fellowship is there... with the English teacher... who is making really corny jokes that she expects everyone to laugh at.

"Hey, do you think we should go after them? I mean, they are writing this story..." asked Aragorn

"So?" replied Legolas

"SO?!? Can you imagine how we would end up without them?!?"

"... how would we end up?"

We could end up in a slash fic, or get captured by orcs, or-"

"Get in a slash fic AND get captured by orcs!!!" says Pippin, looking triumphant because he had actually thought of something.

At the suggestion of appearing in a slash fic, the entire Fellowship ran to save the three girls. But perhaps too late...

TBC...

Hehe, sort of a cliffie, huh? I've never done cliffies before! These are fun!!!! :) Oh, and by the way, that was a real dream I had last week. Both of them!!! :) Read my Bio for more information on my friend Rachel. There's really only one place I mention her, but oh well!! :) And I know it was short, but oh well!! :)

Namaarie, Mellyn nin!

Snaitf