All credit goes to J.R.R. Tolkien, George Lucas, Disney, and plot generator dot org dot uk. Yes, I couldn't help myself. It's a funny plot, so I wanted to put Darth Vader into it just because I wanted to. Anyway, here it is and the roles are switched around for Frodo. I think this is the last one I'm doing, but it is pretty awesome and much closer to The Lord of the Rings, even if it is Star Wars-themed.
Galactic Handsome Sword Wars
A Science Fiction Plot
by Aria Breuer
A long, long time ago in a handsome, handsome galaxy...
After leaving the ripped planet Tython, a group of youths fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a ginger, space skyscraper. Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Darth Vader, a snowy minx capable of lust and even assassination.
Terrified, a sleepy leopard known as Frodo Baggins flees the Empire, with his protector, Pippin Took. They head for Mos Eisley on the planet Alderaan. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Took uses his handsome sword to defend Frodo.
Took and Leopard Frodo decide it's time to leave Alderaan and steal a bicycle to shoot their way out. They encounter a tribe of girls. Took is attacked and the leopard is captured by the girls and taken back to Mos Eisley.
Took must fight to save Leopard Frodo but when he accidentally unearths a picturesque turkey, the entire future of the handsome, ripped galaxy is at stake.
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Praise for Galactic Handsome Sword Wars
"I really, really, really hope that Took saves Leopard Frodo because I love this story soooooo much!" - The Daily Tale
"A snowy minx, a tribe of girls and a sleepy leopard - haven't we seen this before somewhere?" - Enid Kibbler
To be honest, I wouldn't mind a handsome galaxy; although, the territory would be dangerous to say the least. Oh well. Thanks for reading! :) Bye! :)