I do not own Naruto. Do you?
Naruto didn't think such a thing could be possible, for man to be raped by a woman. But as he lay there in the middle of the forest of...sex...he knew there were a lot of things he hadn't yet experienced. He had just been bound by a crazy snake lady with boa constrictors, sucked off, and eventually came inside Hanabis older sister, Hinata. His weirdo stalker girl. The worst part was that he gave in at the climax, for the first time thrusting up strongly as his seed literally filled her womb, launched her up off of him, and blasted her entire back in the goo. Because of how much he came, and his only pump into Hinata, he felt he had betrayed his girlfriend. And as her older sister sighed contentedly collapsing on his chest in ecstasy mumbling something about babies, he knew he was screwed. Or at least Hinata literally was.
"Damn gaki, stalker hime really turned you on didn't she!? I've never seen a money shot like that one before! That put seasoned porn stars to shame!" Anko told him smirking and licking her lips. "Now, about that deal we made..."
"But you didn't keep your end of the bargain dammit! And now I came in this damned pervert that's mumbling about having my kids!" An incredulous blonde yelled as Hinata snuggled into his chest smiling.
"Well how about I handle that with a birth control jutsu, and you'll still be my sex slave?" Anko asked snakes already wrapping Hinatas struggling body. Now Naruto was at a crossroad, as Hinata began pleading with him not to agree and Anko grinning at him like the devil in human form making a deal for ten thousand pure souls. Shutting his eyes tightly in exasperation, Naruto shook his head in the end saying.
"No, I'll handle it myself, I won't let you force her to do something like that. Now will you please let me up Anko, this is just fucked up."
If Naruto's usual fiery demeanor hadn't suddenly become so damned gloomy, Anko would have kept him there all night to pleasure her. But the way he looked so defeated all the sudden, all her experience in torture and interrogation told her the boy had just broken when he came in stalker girl. If she wasn't mistaken, she'd say that Naruto must have had a girlfriend and was feeling guilty, and stalker girl getting preggo would inevitably destroy his relationship. Oh Shit.
"Birth control no jutsu!" Anko thought pressing her glowing hand to Hinatas abdomen. Then the Hyuga actually started crying like a widow who's husband just got eaten by a pack of hogs, and for some reason Naruto's heart clenched as Anko suddenly disappeared with a disappointed "Sorry." Instantly back on his feet, Naruto consoling the girl forgot to put his pants back on and she latched onto him, hugging him for dear life as his still solid length pressed into her sending chills throughout him.
"Do it gaki, DO IT!"Jiraiya practically begged the blonde as his nostril hemorrhaging was used as ink as his notebook was nearing maximum capacity.
"Hinata...Do you really love me?" Naruto asked in a defeated tone of voice. If he just ditched this girl now she'd be liable to kill herself, at least that's what he thought. She was Hanabis older sister, so if she did something like that Hanabi would be hurt too, and Naruto would be responsible.
"I'll never stop loving you Naruto! Please be my husband! I want to have your children and make you happy when you're Hokage! I'll do anything for you Naruto kun you're my entire life!" She suddenly blurted losing all shyness seizing her moment of truth.
Very apprehensive about all of this, a hesitant Naruto told her entering fuck it mode." Hinata chan, I already love your sister Hanabi, but still I'll make you both my wives. Believe it!"
Then Naruto pulled her into a deep kiss, which Hinata returned like her deepest fantasy had come true. Their tongues collided as Naruto fondled her breasts, using the first stage of The Rasengan to massage her massive orbs. The girl moaned in ecstasy, and Naruto lifting her up began plowing into her as her legs wrapped around his body, and he grunted in pleasure slamming her into a tree as his face became flushed. He didn't know why, but fucking this creepy stalker girl was SO hot to him right now. It was like he was doing something he shouldn't be doing, along with a girl that obviously valued him more than she valued herself. Naruto was nearing his climax, never hearing his proud godfather cheering him on while writing frantically. Then without warning he nuked Hinatas pussy, shooting another humongous load that shouldn't be humanly possible, let alone twice in a row. It was just as much as when he let Hanabi suck him off, though he mused that because he came so fast inside Hanabi that was why he never built up such a large amount. Hanabi was tight and cute, Hinata was busty and wet. And hearing the creepy girl get her one wish was such a turn on to him. If Hanabi was his sexy little firecracker, Hinata would be his busty stalker hime.
Hilting himself firmly as his legs nearly gave out as blast after blast Shot into her with every jerk, Naruto moaned contentedly as he used Hinata to get himself off. This was so wrong, yet so right.
Jiraiya just cried anime tears seeing his godsons happy release face. The gaki had finally reached "fuck it." Now his research was destined to prosper in this blondes presence. Two Hyuga heiress sisters, AT THE SAME TIME.
"I LOVE THIS KID! HES LIKE A WALKING ICHA PARADISE! THAT'S WHAT ILL CALL IT, ICHA ICHA PARADISE!"
As Naruto continued pumping into Hinata licking her face while he did so, eventually he came down from his euphoria but kept fucking her mercilessly. He needed to hear her screams. They were like a symphony to him, and for what may have been hours he slammed dose after dose of his children into her, all the while doing freakier and freakier things to her. Hinata never stopped screaming the entire time.
After flickering to his house with Hinata still in his arms, Naruto took his new girl to take a shower, during which time Jiraiya grabbed some more sake and ink pulling a new notebook hoping to kami this prodigy had more research to offer. Then he heard scream coming from the bathroom, both of the lovers screaming each other's names at the top of their lungs. This was exactly what Jiraiya had meant. Stalker sex was the best, it was like you were fucking the person that loved you unconditionally. The one who placed you on the highest pedestal. The one who would literally suck your load it, spit it into her hand, then slurp it back up and do it again. "Aww good times."
Knowing he'd be hitting the red lights tonight, Jiraiya decided to risk a peek in the shower and was glad he did. Naruto was so turned on with the soapy Hinata that he didn't notice a thing, he just kept telling her he loved her before erupting into her again. Then the gaki started dirty talking about how she'd have his kids while fucking her AGAIN! What the he'll was this kid, some sort of omega pervert! Jiraiyas giggles nearly caused him pain in his sides, and finally Naruto and Hinata finished although the way they touched each other was interesting. It was extremely sensual, like they could get off just from touching one another. Jiraiya hoped this brat knew what he was doing, because this was a little different than how he was with Hanabi. It was like Naruto had finally just released his hentai on her, and was getting addicted to the busty girl. He'd have to study this closely.
Phasing away as they stopped the steamy sex and exited the shower, Jiraiya waited patiently for them to get dressed taking note of Hinatas impressive measurements. Then Naruto made out with her some more, teasing her expertly by talking dirty again about her bearing his children to make the Uzumaki strong again. The girl was flabbergasted simply put, completely at his disposal, and everyone in the room knew it. If Jiraiya had to guess, her creepy stalker clingyness is what turned him on the most. He could use her as his fuck toy forever if he wanted to, and she would be the happiest girl in the world just to have him pay her the attention. But he was better than that, but Jiraiya wondered how Hanabi would handle this. Taking more notes of his complete mind domination of the older sister, Jiraiya followed them as Naruto walked her most of the way to her home, his white cloak concealing his identity as he drank multiple bottles of sake.
Giggling thinking of a cloaked protagonist that keeps his sexual escapades secret, Jiraiya took more notes wondering if everything would finally die down. As if.
Naruto didn't shunshin back home, but instead seemed to be debating something from the way he shifted about for a while. Then suddenly he flickered away once more, and after tracking him again Jiraiya wasn't disappointed.
"Hey Ayame hime, it's been a while hasn't it?"
"Naruto!? What happened to you!? And why are you drinking sake!?"
Suddenly a clone appeared and transformed into Ayame, taking her place as Naruto flickered them back to his house, Jiraiya hit on his heels laughing hysterically. The ramen girl too!? No wonder that's all the gaki ate!
Naruto didn't even flirt before throwing Ayame onto his couch, pulling his pants down as his member came to life once more. The gaki truly had hit "fuck it."
The blushing ramen girl staring wide eyed at the blonde with his throbbing hard length protruding could only open her mouth in shock, to which Naruto swiftly stuck it in telling her." Since you make the best noodles, then make this noodle cum with your mouth neechan."
Jiraiya nearly dropped dead when The girl obediently began gagging and bobbing her head, Naruto clutching her brown haired head and increasing his pace to high speed.
"That's it nee chan! I'm gonna cum in your mouth neechan! I'm gonna give you my broth! Slurp like it's ramen!"
Jiraiya nearly climaxed at the boys drunken dirty talk to the overwhelmed ramen girl, and this was a moment of truth for the sannin. Naruto WAS like the son he never had, and ironically enough he was named after Jiraiyas favorite ramen topping, Naruto. Now he was doing this ramen girl, who he apparently had a brother sister relationship with, and Jiraiyas fingers calloused from the force of his pen meeting paper. This gaki was godlike. Truly godlike.
"I'm...gonna!"
Sitting down on his couch while pulling Ayame, Naruto grabbed her head with both hands and forced her mouth down to wrap his length up. Then he skull fucked the chick and shot so much fun into her mouth that it spilled out around his shaft. Choking and looking a little mad Ayame yelled." Naruto you came on my mouth!"
Jiraiya couldn't have been prouder when Naruto literally made her cum just from his sexual intent, he was radiating lust so strong that Ayame did a complete switch.
"Then you should be thanking me nee chan, now for the main course!" Naruto declared all but tearing her apron from her causing her to blush and help.
"I'm...not a virgin Naruto kun...or a kunoichi..I'm just-"
"You're going to have my children nee chan, just like The others. Aren't you!?"
The girl just nodded dumbly as the drunk Naruto thrust into her wet slit with reckless abandon, using his tit fondling jutsu to grope her while her legs wrapped around him as he fucked her into his couch. After about another ten minutes, Naruto slammed another giant load inside of her, without a doubt impregnating her. Then with a little hesitance, he flipped the girl over and lined himself up with her asshole, pressing himself inside with a loud grunt while she whined.
Jiraiya for all his experience couldn't believe what was happening, the gaki had went full Icha Icha, the Master Plan Gold Edition! His scribbles nearly filled another quarter of his notebook as he wrote her measurements, his words, everything he could scrounge up. At this rate his release would come earlier than projected! Giggling madly he studied like a scientist when Naruto gripped her jiggly ass cheeks, stuffing them back into his pelvis just before he exploded within her third hole, completing her ecstasy with his doggy style pounding.
"Go and get washed up neechan, you should head back to the stand now, I can't make ramen yet but you'll show me how right?"
"I'll do anything you want Naruto kun."
"You're so beautiful neechan, you may be my favorite wife of all! Sorry about avoiding you earlier, I should have done this a long time ago. I missed you a lot, and your dad too!"
"It's fine Naruto kun, just come by soon. Really soon. Where are we by the way?"
"My house, or our house since you're gonna be moving in with me soon enough. In fact as soon as you can pack, I'll move you in and we can break the bed in. Do you wanna!?"
The ramen girl's smile was enough of an answer, and after she got dressed and Naruto went to Ichirakus to make up with her father, the boy came home and crashed for the night, drunk and exhausted.
The next morning, and a red light night after Naruto's big day, Jiraiya was already in position when Naruto woke from his slumber.
"Uhh...what...happened!?" He questioned to himself as he failed to recall many events from the previous day.
Jiraiya pitied the fool, if he didn't remember anything then he was royally fucked. All that poon would come to an end, Jiraiya knew from experience. Then the clueless Uzumaki went straight to the liquor cabinet, very much reminding him of Tsunade at that instant. Or a male version anyway. Seeking to cure the hangover, Naruto chugged the entire bottle in one go, then grabbed two more to Jiraiyas amazement. That lucky bastard, if he got drunk again his mojo would skyrocket and it wouldn't even matter if he didn't remember. He'd just do it again!
As if kami had set the day up pesonally, the door was knocked as he made it to the two and a half bottle Mark, and opening the door Naruto squinted seeing his girlfriend, and her older sister.
"Naruto kun, my sister Hinata says that the three of us have something to discuss. Can you elaborate?"
Naruto stepping back from the bright sunlight seemed to suddenly remember something, his eyes widening as a shit eating smirk ran across his face.
"Sure come in Hanabi hime, Hinata chan."
Walking to his living room and turning to Hanabi looking dead serious he bluntly told her." Hanabi, yesterday Hinata and I were kidnapped, forced to have sex, and Hinata told me that she loves me. You're always going to be my hime, my one and only true love, but Hinata and I... I want you both to be my wives, and help me rebuild my clan.."
Everything went deathly still, and a scribbling Jiraiya didn't know what the fuck was about to happen. But then an angry and and betrayed looking Hanabi was completely surrounded by Naruto clones, all of them caressing her using the tit fondling jutsu on her entire body." Besides..there's more than enough of me to go around!" They all purred to her causing a humongous perverted blush to form instantly as she seemed to melt all of the sudden. Jiraiya never would forget the shadow bukkake jutsu that followed, nor the two girl's screams of pleasure.
~7:00 pm~
After getting cleaned up from a Hard days work, Naruto Uzumaki felt like a king strolling toward Yamanaka Flower Shop, no longer worried about anything. He was Naruto fucking Uzumaki, future Hokage and the Walking Will of Fire! Ino no longer stood a chance, as his inhibitions had been thoroughly destroyed the day before courtesy of one crazy snake chick that he was currently searching for, so he could destroy her pussy for days. He really had reached "fuck it" the legendary state of being that was synonymous with enlightenment. He cared for all the girls of course, but he wouldn't be pussyfooting around with showing his affections anymore. If he liked them, then they were probably fucked. It was up to them if they were alright with the other girls he loved, but based on Hanabi and Hinata Naruto felt pretty confident. Jiraiya did too.
Naruto was everything he wished Minato could have been, and had become his favorite person on earth within a day. Naruto had so much potential, and provided so much research and inspiration that Jiraiya literally cried himself to sleep the night before.(a/n XD) Now while Naruto's clones searched for Anko to give their "thanks" the original was entering Yamanaka flower shop, where Jiraiya was sure Naruto would either bag or gag the blonde. But in all if his excitement to see more action he failed to notice the different presence in the store than the previous day.
"Hey Ino chan, hope your ready to-"
"Ino isn't here, but Who are you and what do you want with my daughter?" Inoichi demanded Naruto as the boy walked in already thinking Ino was there.
"Oh Shit!" Jiraiya thought still scribbling notes even now.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki, and Ino invited me to the movies yesterday. If she's not here, please tell her I came by and I'm sorry for bothering you Inos dad. Good night." Naruto explained trying to be as polite as possible. He already knew from Teuchi what enraged fathers were like.
"Wait! Uzumaki, my daughter is very special to me you hear, and I know of your condition. I may not see you how the ones who hate you do, but I don't want my daughter to be singled out because of it. Please, understand my concern and respectfully stay away from Ino." He spoke seriously more than suggesting it. It was a demand, a carefully articulated demand.
Jiraiya was seething and struggling to contain his killing intent, not just at the loss of research but the pained look on Naruto's face as his shocked eyes hardened.
"Understood, Yamanaka San." He coldly stated forcefully pushing open the door just as Ino came around the corner. Naruto and her made eye contact briefly before she smiled brightly, tearing a hole in Naruto's chest as he fled with tears threatening to fall.
"Wait, Naruto kun! Where..are..you going!? Naruto heard her shut as her voice got smaller and smaller, as her father seemingly came outside to speak to her. Why did something like this always have to happen!? Why couldn't they just see he wasn't the Fox!? He hadn't destroyed anything in his life, or even done anything to suggest he was the kyubi! This was complete bullshit!
Honey sake already in hand, Jiraiya was about to stop the boy from drinking when he suddenly flickered away, and following him after a few moments he found his godson atop the Hokage monument, already halfway done chugging his wine.
"When I'm Hokage, then they'll see. They'll all see when I protect them! I'M NOT THE FOX! He screamed hurling his sake with all his might. The bottle would soar all the way across the village, ironically enough landing next to a spandex wearing genin who was near the pond it plunged in.
"What's this!?" Rock Lee wondered out loud picking up the bottle that still had a lot of golden liquid inside. Seeing that it was honey sake and he loved honey, he decided to take a sip. And ended up downing the entire bottle.
"Anything you wanna talk about gaki? Jiraiya asked finally revealing himself.
"Oh hey ero sennin. It's just..life isn't always like one of your books I guess..Everything doesn't always go so good all the time." He sadly answered.
"That's life, Naruto. Sometimes your getting a blowjob, other times its a finger in your ass. With a really big ring."
"Hahaha I love you ero sennin, but speak for yourself!" Naruto laughed his mood already lightened considerably. Jiraiya could do that.
"You'll see ero gaki, just you wait. One day one of those freaky fangirls will get carried away and then..bloop."
Naruto nearly died from the sound the perv made near the end, but getting a little more serious he asked." Hey I know you trained dad and I was wondering if you could give me pointers in sealing. I can understand them somehow but my handwriting sucks, I can't even make a decent splatter. It's that bad!"
"Don't worry I'll show you all that and more Naruto. In fact let's get started now, I'd like to say I had a hand in training the next Hokage after all."
~Later that night~
His calligraphy now drastically improved, yet still imperfect, Naruto happily made a scrappy but much better looking storage seal when suddenly he tensed up, his eyes shining in excitement.
"Hey ero sennin I'll be back in about an hour at the most, help yourself to some sake though, I know you wanna!" Naruto chuckled flickering away, just as Jiraiyas eyes widened in glee at what was to happen.
One summoning jutsu and sage mode later, Jiraiya was watching as Naruto with his hood up walked down a dark alley like Luke Skywalker when he was going to save Han solo. As a opium addict came upon him from a shady wall suddenly there was ryo and sake in his hand, and he handed it to the fiend waving him away like he was using the force. Jiraiya scribbling once more watched as he entered the infamous Drunken Kage, a bar that Jiraiya had scored panties in only on ultra rare occasions.
Hurrying to keep up happier than ever, Jiraiya slid inside as well through the ceiling, watching and listening as Naruto headed straight for the chef. Waving his hand as ryo and sake appeared once more, Naruto was the true image of jedi master as he calmly stated, his face obscured by his hood." Dango."
The ryo was instantly gone, and the chef appeared to be hypnotize as he went and prepared the treat as Naruto drunk the entire sake bottle in twenty seconds flat. A minute later with several steaming hot dang I, Naruto didn't even look as his hands disappeared, blocked from view as he held them together in front of him like a monk. None of the 17 drunken ninja in the bar seemed to notice his swift approach of Anko Mitarashi, and Jiraiya was watching in fascination as the dango appeared to manifest from thin air in front of her. Almost immediately she reached out without looking at him, grabbing a stick without sniffing it due to her immunity to poisons. Then another stick was gone, and then another. Jiraiya for the life of him didn't know what the gakis strategy was, but for some reason he felt the beginnings of something legendary. Something impressive.
"Thanks." She said without caring due to her inebriation.
Naruto didn't say a word and simply left out the bar, and Anko didn't even bat an eye like the badass she was. And then she felt it. Everyone in the entire Drunken Kage started feeling overwhelmingly horny for some odd reason, but Anko was definitely hit the worst. And then she was furious.
"Thinks he can slip me some "performance enhancers" does he!? I'll make sure that bastard never performs ever again!"
Instantly with a kunai in hand, she was out in the alley where the hooded Naruto was just standing menacingly, as Jiraiya phased out the side of the building praying Naruto's minis didn't get castrated for the sake of his research. Then Anko sprung, but She would never make it. Suddenly, the alley was flooded with hooded figures everywhere the eye could see, and Jiraiya even had to get a different vantage point so he wouldn't miss this.
Collapsing as the original Naruto outstretched his hand, she was flooded from every direction by the thick sexual intent, that actually caused the entire leaf village to get laid that night. Everyone but Anko. The pressure only rose as they converged upon her, much like Mizuki except they all stretched forth their hands as if using the force, groping every inch of Ankos body using The tit fondling jutsu. The special jonin shrieked in pleasure overload, and within a minute her entire body was jerking like she was having a seizure.
Jiraiya could only watch the display of absolute power and hold his own groin in distress, resisting the urge to masturbate or flee to the red light district at once from the sexual tension. This genjutsu was the pinnacle of Naruto's new sexy techniques, and now only one piece was missing before his success was complete.
"Anko, you were foolish to tease me before. But now, your failure is complete." Naruto coldly said in a monotone voice as he revealed himself. All his clones suddenly stood back, their sexual intent vanishing as they turned their backs on Anko looking back with pity and disgust. Feeling the most pleasurable feeling she had, could, and would ever feel suddenly leave as she lay in the musty dark alley Anko realized it was Naruto and gasped.
"Naruto please don't stop. I want more. MOOORE!"
"You fool, have you forgotten!? You don't kiss a girl in the first date. And the second date you don't have sex! Enjoy the dango, and be ready for the third date! Then I'll show you what true power is!"
With that, Naruto vanished, leaving an incredibly frustrated, horny, turned on Anko laying in the dust. Then Jiraiya jizzed his pants when Anko fingered herself screaming Naruto's name.
~A little later~
Now back at Naruto's, Jiraiya could be seen kneeling in front of Naruto, a dark hooded cloak covering him as he pledged his loyalty to his new master.
Haha dark perv Naruto lol. Now back to the real story, Satsuki next