Good morning everyone!

Well, it has been a while hasn't it? 2 months! O_O I'm really sorry about the wait, I got rather...stuck. Nothing I did seemed to get me out of the rut, and I came down with a severe case of writer's block. =_=''

I know excuses won't help, but I hope you'll all forgive me.

Thanks once again to all the wonderful reviewers. I appreciate your comments very much. XD

So, without further ado, here is the first chappie in awhile. It's short...but hopefully sweet. Or at least amusing. _

Enjoy!

Playing with Naru-chan: Rock, Paper, Scissors – Part 1

A door slowly creaked open. One large brown eye peered through the gap into the silent room beyond. A smile formed as the target was confirmed.

The door closed quietly, and the person crept away on tip toes down the hall.

Silence ensued until minutes later four sets of feet tip toed back down the hall. The door was gathered around. A single hand reached forward to the handle. A faint click sounded as the door was pushed open an inch and four eyes peered through the gap.

Four grins were cracked open. The door closed once more with an inaudible click.

Four hands formed four fists. Four hands moved simultaneously.

Up.

Down.

Once.

Twice.

Three times.

Three hands became paper. One became scissors.

One mouth formed a victorious grin. Three sets of eyes rolled.

A hand reached for the door. The handle was grasped and turned slowly, a sharp intake of breath was heard, and then...

BANG!

The door was flung open with a force to be reckoned with.

"NARU!!" A husky male voice roared. "How could you?!"

"What iz it?" A sleep drugged voice accompanied the head of messy black hair that looked up groggily from the mattress. Dark blue eyes blinked in confusion, staring blearily at the door.

"I gave you everything!" The first voice cried angrily. "Everything! And what do you do? You cheat on me with Lin!"

"What are you-"

"Don't deny it!" A thud sounded as a foot stamped the floor. "I saw everything. Did it mean so little to you?!"

"I don't know wha-"

"Wasn't my virginity good enough for you?!" The words were choked with sobs. "Wasn't I enough for you?!"

Silence. The blue eyes blinked in confusion.

"Well?!"

"Well what?"

More Silence. The blue eyes stared, waiting for comprehension to click into place.

"You!" There was a shuddering intake of breath. "I hate you, you-you cheating Bastard!"

The blue eyes were stunned as the male turned and ran from the room. The door slammed shut with a loud bang.

Silence ensued.

What. The. Hell?

Later that day, at breakfast, Naru stared at the man in wonder. Had it all been a dream? Or had he really been woken up by a distraught monk at the crack of dawn? More importantly, when had he ever cheated on anyone?

Never. Not once.

Wait just a minute! He thought, eyes widening in shock. Bou-san's a virgin?!

Naru continued to stare in dumbfound amazement, an odd array of expressions flitting across his face before he finally decided to give up and leave.

After breakfast ended and a certain black clad teen had swiftly left the room, one Takigawa Houshou grinned victoriously.

"That'll be 500 yen." He said smugly, holding a hand out.

"Damnit." A red head cursed, dumping a coin into the outstretched palm. "Why couldn't he have just acted like normal and pretend it never happened?!"

"Because even Naru-chan gets surprised." A brunette said cheerfully, a bespectacled teen nodding in agreement.

"More importantly, Bou-san," the younger male said, leaning forward. "You never told me you were a virgin! I'm hurt."

The monk blushed and vacated the room as quick as his feet could carry him, ignoring the fits of snickering he left in his wake.