First off, an apology for taking so darn long!! I've just gone back to school (a day after my birthday, sob) and my school is the type of school that tries it's very best so that we don't have any free time, perhaps to discourage us to smoke, drink, have sex, sleep and breath, but I'm not sure. Anyways, after a very unsuccessful German Oral mock exam on the first day back that I had no idea about, I'm being forced to redo it, not to mention the ginormous pile of holiday work that I've been procrastinating about...well, you get the picture. I have a LOT of work, and very little time to do it (I mean, c'mon, most schools finish at about four! My school keeps us until six (well, it keeps us all the time, cuz its a boarding school, but I'm a daygirl, so they have to let me out sometime) and makes us have Saturday School. How cruel is that?) - On a side note, if anyone has a more evil school, please tell me and make me feel better XD

Anyways, enough about me and my un-free time. Reviews!!

Thanks for EVERYONE who reviewed, there were a lot for this chapter so I know I won't be able to get through them all XD I wish I could, but I must get learning for my re-mock and real thing... Um, anyway, sorry if I don't get to reply to your review on here (why do I do it on here anyway?! Meh.) I'll probably just try and answer the longer reviews XD

hunni C A K E : Haha, that would be sweet, but far too easy!! XD But OMG, I swear I've used that line "It wasn't just sex, it was making love" (or something similar)...probably later in this story n.n' Ahh, well, I've obviously been reading too many cliche Sasunaru fluff fics XD Thanks for reviewing!

astoroche : Aww!! Well, at least you can guarantee a happy ending here! I'm not much of a tragedy writer when it comes to love stories XD Thanks for reviewing!

Masu-chan : Ja! Useless Sasuke and his stupid communication skills! (kicks Sasuke and gets beaten up)

RyokoMaxwell : Doughnuts...yum...you just reminded me of a time when my friend wrote "Emily is a donut" all over my other friend's english homework, and then the english teacher gave it back to her and made her (the girl who wrote it) write it again, 'cause apparantly "Donut is the American Spelling"...okay, off the point XD Anyway, yay! They're not OOC!! Well, Sasuke goes a little OOC next chapter, but it's gotta be understood that these kids aren't ninja. They're not taught not to have emotions, and they could never kill anyone like they do in Naruto, so they're gonna be a little different XD (That's my excuse) But I try to keep 'em as similar as possible, with a little more emotion XD Thanks for reviewing!!

chocoGONEsushi : Beat up your pillow all you like, but we all know that Naruto has other pillow issues, and he's thinking his pillow's Sasuke too! ;) Wait, wait! Sasuke can't die, do you know how much more screwed up and angsty Naruto would get?! Oh yeah, Naruto's been avoiding Iruka, well, he did that morning anyway. So he may not have noticed. Would YOU be watching out for your kid's emotions if you have Kakashi in your bed? I know I wouldn't! ;) Thanks for your review! (every chapter XD)

Orca Owl : Yay!! I give the same amount of love for your review!! (hugs) Thankies!

Stoic-Genius : Haha, 13 is my lucky number! I was planning something different for that chapter, but ran out of time! (slicing air with giant kunai) Thanks for reviewing!!

Narutard Kiba : Yosh! Love spreading everywhere!! Ahaa, yes the "there's plenty of fish in the sea", talk. XD Thankies for the review and keep up the poking! He needs it D

suvaki : Aawww, but Gaara-chan has such a nice ring to it!! Gaaarrrrraaa-chaaann!! And I bet he likes it when Neji says it ;) (Gets attacked) Thanks for reviewing!

Wilfred Humbug : Yaaay for fluffy Gaara (gets attacked again) You know you love it, Gaara-chan!! Anyways, YESH, more voodoo dolls (evil grin) Stabbidy stab stab!! Ahh, Dream!! My absolute favourite Shakey play (yes, I'm a Shakespeare-nut XD) Did I ever mention being forced to play Oberon as a hippy for my house play? ...we did win, though XD Thanks for another review!!

Mythalie169-TreeSpirit169 : I actually agree, that Naruto seemed to be crying a little too soon, but I had to get the story moving XD To be honest, he's been through quite a lot, and I guess it was too much eventually XD I figure he's just panicking and freaking out XD Thanks for reviewing!

Teng-A-Ling : Except for me? Umm, actually, my friends are a little scary!! XD Thanks for review!

anime perv : I don't think it's actually mentioned, but I believe that he gives a nervous laugh and hopes that Gaara's kidding. He then starts to back away, verrrry slowwwwllly XD Thanks!

Naruchan-in-love : Ohh, eventually. Eventually. XD Thanks!

Shadow-of-a-Demon : It's all about the sex, you know!! XD Thanks for reviewing!

K and Jazz : Yes he does. It is his inevitable fate ;) Thankies!

Spu-Sama : Ahh, I wish he would do that too! But can you imagine Sasuke leaving a note saying "Ps. I love you"? (great book!)...wait, I think I wrote something like that once... XD Great minds do think alike! Or...Fools seldom differ ;) Thanks for your review!

SUPER LJOMI : Hehe, I'm glad you like the lemons, they're the best bit to write. I do tend to get a little carried away sometimes and forget about the plot! The toy part was my favourite bit too ;) And I rest my case, Naruto is a perv!! He does cry quite a lot though, compared to the other characters! I suppose I make him cry more here, since he hasn't been trained not to, like in Naru-verse. To be honest, I just like uke-y Naruto ;D Haha, the end is...not as near as you may think. Still a little bit to go! And there is a little lemon here...um, well there's lime, but it's so hard to put it in when they've broken up!! XD Thanks for review and advice!

Gothic Anime Lover : Uwaaah!! I really don't mention you enough, my dear faithful reviewer!! (bows head in shame) Well, how about I dedicate the chapter to you in apology? Thanks for many reviews!!

Nayeli : Soo many reviews!! (cries with joy) And I'm glad you like the ramen idea (evil grin) I've actually written a little of that... perhaps it'll end up here eventually!! Thanks for reviewing!!

And to everyone: Don't worry! I won't let Gaara kill Sasuke!! I love the emo kid too much (plus, I don't think Naruto would be too amused) And I wish I had friends like that too!! Actually, I guess I'm like that. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've said that to my friend about her ex! XD

Okay, that's it. My brain is melting. On a side note, has anyone read Maximum Ride? If you haven't, DO. It's awesome XD And oh, so addictive!

Okayyyy... must stop delaying...Onto the chapter, and everyone's favourite Penis-boy comes into the picture! (cliche, i know, but surely you saw it coming?) I officially dedicate this chapter to Gothic Anime Lover, because I don't give you enough credit! XD

Chapter 14

English lessons were now officially the worst lessons of the week. We were still studying Romeo and Juliet and it was making me want to kill myself. Not to mention, Naruto was in my class, so I couldn't avoid him, Kakashi was teaching us, and I was reading as Romeo. We'd finally almost finished, and Romeo and his fucking wife were currently offing themselves in the big tomb.

Lucky them. The words "bad mood" didn't even begin to describe how I felt. I wanted to jump up on the desk, seize the nearest girl and strangle her while screaming "I'm a fag, I'm in love with my best friend and he doesn't want me, so screw you all, you fucking losers!" Then I would jump down and proceed to rip apart every book, chair and table in the room, while laughing hysterically. Then the men in the white coats would come and take me away and my therapists would sigh, and go "Well, it had to happen sometime. I suppose it runs in the family".

But that wasn't going to happen. Because I was Sasuke Uchiha, and Sasuke Uchiha didn't lose his mind in front of his whole class, nor did he strangle random people, and he most certainly was not mentally unstable.

Nor did he refer to himself in third person, or fuck his best friend, and then get too scared to fucking tell him he was fucking in love with him.

And he didn't swear, either.

FUCK! I'm going crazy.

"Here's to my love." I muttered, focusing on the book in front of me; irritation evident in my voice. People kept glancing around at me, which wasn't surprising, since I was supposed to be grieving for the death of my beloved, and I sounded as if I'd just found out that my beloved was sleeping with some other man. "O true apothecary: thy drugs are quick." I gritted out, and then glanced at Juliet, some faceless blonde who wasn't nearly as beautiful as Naruto. "Thus with a kiss I die." Finally! Well, at least we weren't acting it out, the thought of having to kiss the skank playing Juliet made me want to hurl.

I threw my book down with a quiet growl. Romeo and Juliet could go fuck themselves, for all I cared. Fucking play. Fucking lesson. Fucking, fucking school.

A couple of minutes later, the rest of the class finished off reciting the play, and the teacher started questioning us. I didn't even glance at my book, but sat, fuming, until the Kakashi asked me pointedly, "So what do you think of Romeo and Juliet's decision, Sasuke? Do you think they were too rash in getting married, or even starting a relationship, with their situation?" Subtle, Kakashi, real subtle. There was no way Naruto wasn't going to pick up on the hint that it most certainly wasn't Romeo and Juliet that Kakashi was referring to.

Then again, Naruto was probably asleep by now, anyway.

"I think they're both idiots. Especially Romeo, since he was the one who instigated it." I growled, glaring at Kakashi. "He knew the situation, he knew that he would get hurt, and he still went ahead and slept with her." More looks were coming my way now; I think the class was shocked to hear me speaking with such passion. Or rather, such anger. Or maybe that I was speaking at all. Nonetheless, I was seething by this point.

"But he was in love with her! Doesn't that justify his actions?" Kakashi asked, raising an eyebrow.

"That's no excuse! He's a complete moron! He deserved all that he got!" Kakashi was smiling as I said this, I just knew it.

"And what about Juliet? Did she deserve what she got?"

And that's when I realised. I was realising things a lot these days.

I realised how much I'd really hurt Naruto. How it was all my fault. I was so selfish! All I'd been doing was thinking about how I'd felt, I never stopped and considered what I was doing to my best friend. God, was I an insensitive bastard or what?

"She…she was too good for Romeo. She deserved much better than him." I muttered, looking down at my desk. Naruto deserves better than me. He deserves someone who he loves, not someone who forces himself on him.

"But Romeo loves Juliet more than any other man does. He would do anything for her! Doesn't that make him the best person for her?"

"But she was hurt because of him!" I spat furiously. Did he have to drag this out? I knew that it was my fault now!

Perhaps Sakura, sat at the desk next me (as close as she could muster) sensed my distress. The girl practically stalks me, so I wouldn't be surprised if she was able to pick up on my almost hidden emotions. Either that or she could sense the dark purple aura that was radiating off of me. Figuratively speaking, of course.

"So what do you think, Kakashi-sensei?" She interrupted. "Do you think that they should've just avoided the whole situation and ignored their attraction?"

Kakashi smiled at Sakura (well, he curved one eye at her,) and then glanced at me. "I think that what they did was honourable. Their love was the most important thing to them. Their problem wasn't each other. Their problem was the truth."

The class blinked at him in confusion. The truth?

"If only Romeo had known the truth about Juliet, how deep her love for him truly ran, that she would be prepared to feign her own death… if he'd known that, then the tragedy would have never occurred." He smiled again, his visible eye sad.

And I understood what he meant. He was telling me that I should have been honest with Naruto, that I should have told him how I felt.

Even as Kakashi waved, and said "Class dismissed!" I remained in my seat. I stared at the book I'd so angrily slammed on my desk. It was only when I realised that Naruto was the only one left in the room, sleeping on his own pile of books, strewn over the table haphazardly. A moment later, Neji and Gaara entered the room, both sending me foul looks.

They know.

I felt a pang in my heart as I quickly exited the room, clutching my books so hard I nearly got paper-cuts all down my fingers. I didn't look at them as I left, but cast my eyes down in shame.

I walked as quickly as possible to the cafeteria, and then realised that I wasn't hungry. I felt like anything I ate would come straight back up again.

I couldn't get the metaphor out of my head. Romeo and Juliet. Sasuke and Naruto. It shouldn't work, it shouldn't happen, but it did. They were in love. But Romeo and Juliet were so happy. I didn't even know if Naruto felt the same way about me, or whether he was just weak to seduction. Romeo was lucky, he got to love Juliet and have her love in return. I sighed.

Oh, great. I'm jealous of a fictional character.

It was official. I was losing it.

Naruto P.O.V

His hand ran up my thigh and I blushed, looking at him with wide eyes. This was such a scandal! We weren't even wed; this was such a disgrace to both our families, regardless of our status and families' enmity! He began to run kisses up my neck and I moaned softly. And then he slid his hand up my back and started to undo my dress-

Wait…what?

"Juliet…" Sasuke murmured softly and I shoved him in the face.

"What the hell, teme! If you think I'm a girl, you're in for a nasty shock!" I yelled at him, and he raised an eyebrow sceptically, and then leaned in closer to me, so I could feel his breath in my ear.

"I know you're not a girl, dobe." He breathed hotly and I shivered; my body tensing at his proximity. "This part tells me you're not a girl." He smiled lecherously, and then put his hand on my crotch and started rubbing.

"Aah…" I moaned quietly as sparks ran through me, my libido soaring happily. I was hard within seconds, before he even got my clothes off, ripping off the ridiculous dress that I was wearing (why was I even wearing a dress anyway?) I lay back on the bed, sighing with a smile.

"Deny thy father and refuse thy name" I found myself saying, but not understanding.

He smiled at me gently, and ran his hand through my hair. "My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself because it is an enemy to thee. Had I it written, I would tear the word."

I didn't know why our dialect had changed, and didn't even understand the gibberish that we were spouting, but it seemed to be gushing out anyway.

"Art thou not Romeo, and a Montague?" I asked,

Wait...art thou not SASUKE, and an UCHIHA?!

"Neither, fair maid, if either thee dislike" He smiled at me again. It was starting to scare me.

"I dislike thee calling me a maid, teme!" My voice broke through my supposed control loss for a brief second, and then the next thing I knew, he was kissing me, and pressing his hot body against mine. I flushed, gripping his shoulders and bringing our hips together, hissing pleasurably at the friction. I moaned a little louder now, thrusting my hips into his, feeling heat rising in me.

Then he gripped my cock and I moaned louder still as he brought his mouth down to it and took in my whole length. I had to do all I could not to come, but I held it back even as he started to massage my balls viciously. I hissed with pleasure, his tongue lapping my whole rod, heat engulfing it.

And then it was cold and I hissed again, but in neglect as the cool air hit my warm manhood. Minutes later, he already had three fingers in me and was rubbing hard again my prostrate. I was now pressed firmly against the bed, gripped onto the covers and gave a small, desperate whine, trying to thrust against the bed, but held back by his strong hands. Smirking at my distress, he pulled the fingers out of me, and slid against my back.

"Naruto…" He murmured, as he started to push himself into me, I cried out with a mixture of pain and pleasure and gripped the covers harder. "Naruto!" He moaned my name in ecstasy.

"Naruto!" I jumped a mile in the air as a voice that was most definitely not Sasuke, or Romeo, or whoever the hell was fucking me broke into my slumber.

"Naruto." I jumped a mile in the air as a voice that was most definitely not Sasuke, or rather, Romeo, broke into my slumber. I blinked up at the newcomer. Neji.

"Neji?" I shook my head, pulling my face off of my desk.

What an odd dream…wait, I must have fallen asleep while we were reading Romeo and Juliet… well, at least it wasn't about Ninja for a change… oh wait, shit, I better not have a hard-on, fuck! Okay, think of Gai-sensei naked, no! Not Kakashi-sensei and Iruka… fuck, that was hot, though…wait, no! Gai-sensei naked, Gai-sensei naked and fucking…Sasuke! Wait, FUCK, STOP THINKING ABOUT SASUKE!

"Naruto, are you even listening to me?" Oh, fuck. Neji's talking. I blinked up at him.

"Oh, uh, sorry. I was off in my own little world." I gave an apologetic grin, and Neji sighed at me. The two of them were standing in front of my desk, looking particularly threatening. I wondered for a moment how I'd ever gotten to be friends with these two, without being killed in the progress.

I glanced around. The room was empty, apart from us. The entire class had left without even bothering to wake me up. Nice.

Not that I was surprised. The class hadn't been too harsh on me when I'd 'come out'. They mostly thought it was a joke, since that's what Gaara had said to them eventually, but I knew they'd started to doubt me. People had started to avoid me a little more than usual, but I hadn't suffered any abuse like Gaara and Neji had yet. I'd never been particularly popular to begin with.

But I wasn't concerned about the rest of my classmates.

What I meant, of course, was that Sasuke had buggered off without waking me up.

Why does everything have to be about him?

"We have a plan, idiot!" Neji sighed again, giving me a disapproving look. I must have looked all dreamy, thinking of Sasuke again.

Ahh! Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke! Why can't I get him out of my mind?!

"Plan?" I echoed dumbly. Neji rolled his eyes.

"A plan to help you get over Uchiha." Neji said impatiently. I blinked at him. Get over Sasuke?

"But…what if I don't want to 'get over' him?" I asked quietly, and Neji raised an eyebrow at me.

"What do you mean? He's a bastard. He was toying with you. You ended it. So it's over, and you need to move on." He spoke slowly and intolerably. I briefly wondered how he'd managed to put up with me for so long as my friend.

"Fine." I said quietly. "What's the plan?" My voice was eager, but inside I was shaking. I didn't want to do this. I didn't want to 'get over' Sasuke.

After all, he was the first person I'd ever loved. Didn't that mean something? Wasn't it supposed to be special?

And, after all, it wasn't my way to give up.

But that's exactly what I was doing, wasn't it? Giving up on Sasuke. Giving up on this dysfunction 'relationship', before it got even more out of hand.

"This plan…" I asked, warily, glancing at Gaara. "It doesn't require death, does it? Or castration, 'cause, remember I gotta live with him, and I wouldn't count on my chances in a fight with him…"

"Don't worry" Neji cut me off. "There will be no killing or violence involved. Just you, one guy from my year and Sasuke'll be off your back…literally." He winced a little at his own unintended pun.

"A guy from your year?" I narrowed my eyes suspiciously.

"Yeah, Sai. He's in the track team with you, isn't he?"

I shrugged. "Dunno. What's he look like?" I tried to think of someone in my track team called 'Sai', but came up blank. I was never good with names.

"See for yourself" Neji said, smiling somewhat evilly. "He just walked in."

I looked. And then I saw. And then I froze. I knew exactly who Sai was.

Oh, my God.

"….You're setting me up with Penis guy?!" I screeched, looking between my alleged best friends and 'Sai', the light-skinned, dark haired smiling dude who just walked in and was already scaring the hell out of me.

"So you do know him." Neji gave his own slightly creepy smile. "This should be easy, then. You don't need us here!" And with that, he grabbed Gaara and sauntered off.

And there I was. Stuck in a room, set up with the only guy in the school who was MORE pervy than Sasuke. The only guy who was even MORE likely to rape me than Sasuke.

Somebody up there really hates me.

Another chapter done!! Gotta go study now XD Please review! Reviews are the nurofen to my school-induced headaches!! And I nearly have the next chapter done too, so review and I might be a lot quicker with the updating this time XD