A/N: I was actually planning on skipping the wolf tribe but InuNekoLexi brought it to my attention that it would be... interesting. (To say the least.)

Disclaimer: If you don't watch your copyrights, I'll take them. ...Just like I took your cookies.

Last Time: Who let the dogs out? Not Sesshoumaru.

Daiyoukai and the Female Gender

Chapter 14: Daiyoukai and Pack vs. Tribe

They were going to visit the wolf tribe. Why did they all have to go? It brough them closer to Naraku... or so the miko said. In fact, she was the only one who knew the way there. So they were all following her.
"Why do we have to see the mangy wolf again? Ouch!"
"To answer your question, that's why."
"Worry not Inuyasha, Koga will probably find us before then."
"And that's not something to worry about?"

Sesshoumaru wondered why the hanyou felt threatened by a 'mangy wolf'. He had the blood of a daiyoukai in him (as much as Sesshoumaru loathed that fact).

"-... on, Inuyasha. He's helped us out before!"
"And got in our way while he's...-" Between the bickering, he only got more curious.
"Now now no need to fuss." The monk was yanking his robes out of the pup's mouth. "I'm sure we all want to find the pup a new home.
"You only wanna get ridda him cuz he's bothering you!"
"Well, that too." The miko glared. "...But it must be found a good home." Ah, a tactical retreat. Wise decision.
The miko spoke again. "We're getting close anyway. They'll probably say hello soon."

Not long after, the hanyou snarled at... a whirlwind? But no, the scent was wolf.

"How's my woman?" Woman?
"How many times do I gotta say SHE'S NOT YOUR WOMAN!"
"Hi Koga." The miko surreptitiously extracted her hands from his.
"She IS TOO my woman!"
"IS NOT!" A headache was eminent.
"So whatcha gonna do about it dogbreath?"
"I'm gonna slit your stomach, take out your guts, and put 'em in a bowl!" Funny, he said the same thing to Sesshoumaru.
"Well I'd like to see you try!" The attempts to bowl the wolf's guts were pathetic at best.
"Um... Koga. ...Koga. ...KOGA!" (Youkai don't get headaches, youkai don'tget headache, youkaidon'tget headaches...)
"Yes Kagome?"
"Here take this." She handed him the pup (hell spawn). "It's a gift."

"Hey who's the brat?"
"Kyaaaaaaa!" It was time the wolf died.
"What's wrong with her?" Three...
"Kyaaaaaaa!" Two...
"Koga, you might wanna leave."
"Nah, let 'em get killed."
"What was that mutt?" One...

The daiyoukai attacked. (And mopped the floor with wolf pelt.) The miko worried in the background. The hanyou had tears falling from his humor. The monk was betting with the kit, slayer, and his retainer. And Rin just watched faithfully.

"Wait Sesshoumaru! He's a friend!" She dared intercede on his behalf?
"It'd be better if you allowed him to leave. ...Intact." And now the monk.
After the wolf left with the pup (hell spawn). "He's practically harmless." (...Well as harmless as an idiot can get.)
"Who is this wolf to you miko?"
"Ummm... A helpful ally?"
"Hn. He shall stay away from my ward." Otherwise he'll be deprived of a head.
"Of course."
"He called you his woman."
"Koga's delusional. Sweet, but delusional." Then killing him is acceptable. "Don't kill him."
"Hn." The miko always spoiled his fun. Come to think of it, she always knew what he's thinking. Curious...

Sumi: My record's broken. I actually went over 500. So I stopped counting.

Aerin: You have InuNekoLexi to thank for this chapter.

Sumi: Thanks Lexi, wonderful idea.

Aerin: We may see more of Koga.

Sumi and Aerin: Thank you for stopping by!