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A/N: Haha how's that? *crickets chirp* curses! Well anyway sorry this took so long but I was brainstorming for one of my later chapters and I forgot about this so…sorry. This is an anime-based chapter, which I think is pretty useless to the main plot, and since nobody gave many suggestions well…I guess I'm just going to try and put Ruby in a bit more but this'll probably be my worst chapter because technically in the anime it was more of a "gag" episode and so I have no choice but to try to make this a "gag" chapter
PS: I don't understand the chronology of these events since some of these take place over multiple days I'm just doing them in the order they actually showed up
Review Responses:
Zan2011: Stay patient! Anyway as you may have noticed Humor would have been the third genre if I could have made it 3 genres but I couldn't
WHYYY: Why'd I put Saizou back in? Well I needed to fill a plot hole! Besides I already got him beaten up pretty bad and had his mind rewritten so there that's essentially the same thing
i know something: Yes. Yes I read that before but I didn't 100% memorize it
FLAAAAME: Sorry but I don't know that much about hot sauce because I don't like it. So for now just assume that's the stuff Apsaras used in Yukari's poisonous curry
randomguy123: Dang it! Well anyway yeah that's right but well I guess it was kinda given
Aquamarine Silvertail: Well that was in the original anime episode anyway *shrugs* and I can tell that it's probably you since you have that pink Kokoa picture as your profile picture…Oh and just a little thing: Your poll has TOO MANY CHOICES! Sorry I had to do that because you put in like 15
One Little Looksee: Well Sorry to you and the other hardcore TsukunexMizore fans but the last chapter wasn't my best because if you noticed: About 1 third of the anime episode was just a song and Mizore trying over and over again and also I got some PM responses to put Wayne in more and no suggestions so yeah…not much to work with…anyway as you mentioned all the girls have some extra bits in the manga which I intend to use. Oh and also I'm cutting down on the stalking thing only up for when she tries to get in his room and gets kicked out because showing up randomly is funny…but I'll do it a bit less
Problems With Randomness
Many Many things part 1
This was just another normal day for Ruby Toujo. She wasn't officially a student here at Youkai Academy, despite being the right age to be one, and instead she performed random jobs around the school for the Board Chairman. She'd joined when her master died and had nowhere to go although secretly she was here mainly because of her infatuation with Tsukune Aono
Right now Ruby was sweeping the sidewalk in front of the school wearing a yellow ankle-length apron on top of her normal outfit which, unlike the more popular style in school, also consisted of an ankle-length skirt rather than a shorter one slightly less than knee length and Ruby was now just wandering around in her mind
"Many many things have happened and now I'm under the care of Youkai Academy", she said aloud completely unaware that Wayne was also nearby since he was also forced to work around because of the damage he'd done to the school
"Here we go again…", mumbled Wayne while he carried out the garbage, "Ruby! For crying out loud what 'many many things' have happened? I mean you say that for every explanation and I only know 2 of those things", he shouted
Wayne wasn't usually one to lose his temper but he was getting pretty impatient about this
Ruby didn't notice Wayne but she did hear his question and temporarily paused from sweeping and looked up
Since Ruby couldn't see anyone she just randomly explained
"You ask what 'many many things' have happened?", she asked no one in particular still oblivious to the fact Wayne was less than 20 feet away putting trash bags in the dumpster
Ruby then started standing in her own little pink haze and started hugging herself and dropped the broom
"Yes, many many things have happened, it's so hard to say it all at once", said Ruby dreamily
"So much for that", grumbled Wayne
Wayne finished, dusted himself off, finished Ruby's sweeping with lightning speed, waved a hand in Ruby's face, and just walked back to the dorms, he estimated he had about 1 hour before classes started and he hoped to be able to clean himself off and get ready for school
1 hour later…
"She's still here? It's been a whole hour why is she still doing that?", Wayne mentally shouted
After one hour Ruby was STILL hugging herself in some daydream with a very pink face which implied to Wayne that it was probably something romantic and considering that she was sighing and moaning quite a bit it also gave Wayne the impression it was probably pretty dirty and perverted and considering Ruby: It was probably related to Tsukune and right now it was looking pretty weird
"Okaaaaaayyyyy…This is really freaking me out right now…", said Wayne
Wayne tried stomping on the ground trying to get Ruby to snap out of it to no avail. The same happened with dumping icy water on her head, causing extreme winds by warming and cooling the surrounding air, using an air horn that he found in the tool shed, using the air horn with a megaphone, aiming an unloaded, or in Wayne's case: uncharged, 40 barrel Gatling Gun right next to Ruby's ear and firing fully automatic for a minute at a rate that would have been over 1,000,000 shots per minute which still sounded as loud as it would have been if it were loaded
"Wow…the last one would have woken me up anytime", observed Wayne while trying to figure out what to try next, "What to do if even firing a blank weapon that can rival a CIWS defense system in firing rate and sounds just as loud didn't cut it"
Then Tsukune ran by
"Good Morning Ruby! Good Morning Wayne!", he called
"Hmm? Oh good morning Tsukune", said Wayne
"What were those obnoxiously loud sounds?", asked Tsukune
"Oh I was trying to-"
THEN Ruby snapped out of her little daydream
"Tsukune Good Morning too", said Ruby politely while bowing
"What? Are you serious? All of that didn't snap her out of it but Tsukune just saying 'Good Morning' snaps her out of it?", thought Wayne utterly stunned that everything he did didn't snap Ruby out but Tsukune's greeting did
Ruby kept smiling at Tsukune while she stared at him and imagined him in a pink haze
"Tsukune…I wonder when we'll be able to look each other in the eyes", thought Ruby while once again entering her daydream state while Tsukune and Wayne gave her curious stares
Moka also ran by
"Morning Tsukune!", called Moka as she stopped right in front of Tsukune
"Moka Good Morning", replied Tsukune
Ruby's right eyebrow twitched slightly
"Tsukuneeeeeeee Morning!", called Kurumu as she jumped up and, as usual, proceeded to smother Tsukune with her breasts while he struggled
"W-w-wait a minute Kurumu!", panted Tsukune while he struggled to push Kurumu off
Both of Ruby's eyebrows twitched slightly this time
Moka and Kurumu harmlessly swung their fists at each other when…
"Tsukuneeeee!", called out Yukari as she tried to jump up and smother Tsukune and failed
"Yukari…", responded Tsukune nervously while Kurumu and Moka glared at Yukari
Both of Ruby's eyebrows and the left corner of her mouth twitched
Yukari joined Moka and Kurumu in harmlessly swinging their fists at each other while Tsukune nervously tried to pry them apart and failed when they just walked back together and kept at it but momentarily paused when…
"Tsuuuu-kuuuu-ne", mumbled Mizore while she spun around while slowly heading towards Tsukune, "I feel so dizzy"
"Mizore are you alright?", asked Tsukune concerned and catching Mizore while Moka, Kurumu, and Yukari glared at Mizore
Ruby gritted her teeth and now her mouth and eyebrows twitched even more
Mizore had also joined in and now Moka, Kurumu, Yukari, and Mizore were all randomly swinging their fists harmlessly at each other while Tsukune just gave up and slouched
"HEY YOU GUYS!", shouted Ruby angrily at Moka, Kurumu, Yukari, and Mizore which caused the 4 of them to finally stop randomly swinging their fists and look at Ruby
"Ruby, Morning", said Moka politely
"Morning", repeated the Kurumu and Mizore sluggishly
"Ruby good morning", said Yukari bowing slightly
"Ah Yukari good morning!", said Ruby enthusiastically bowing and smiling
"Why didn't she be nice to us?", Kurumu asked Moka and Mizore
"Well now you guys know how I feel when you conveniently forget about me", Wayne told Moka, Kurumu, and Mizore who actually listened this time
Ruby stood back up and cleared her throat
"You Guys I have been thinking about this for a long long time now and I must say it all today", said Ruby pausing briefly to smile evilly, "THOSE SKIRTS ARE TOO SHORT!", she shouted pointing at Moka, Kurumu, Yukari, and Mizore whose skirts were mid-thigh length as compared to Ruby's skirt which was ankle-length
Wayne turned away just in time while Tsukune's face turned red and just stared when Moka, Kurumu, Yukari, and Mizore lifted up their skirts
"Really? Isn't this the normal skirt length?", asked Kurumu
"Yeah I think so…", answered Mizore
"HEY! Don't lift up your skirts!", shouted Ruby angrily
Ruby then calmed down a bit and sighed
"Youthful Teenage girls doing these kinds of things", she sighed while holding a hand to the side of her face, "You guys just want to seduce my Tsukune don't you", she continued
"Uh…Saying 'Seduce' is too strong a word…", said Moka nervously
"Ruby…", said Yukari trying to give sad puppy-dog eyes which Ruby was obviously not falling for
"Hey uh…you may want to take a look at that", said Wayne pointing his thumb over his shoulder
Ruby and the others looked to see what Wayne was pointing at
What they saw was Tsukune having a very serious nosebleed while Kurumu and Mizore were lifting their skirts slightly and flashing Tsukune
"Hey, hey Tsukune would a shorter skirt be better?", purred Kurumu while Moka's jaw dropped
"How's this?", asked Mizore which caused Yukari's jaw to also drop
"HEY! Didn't I say already? Don't do that kind of stuff", shouted Ruby waving her finger at Kurumu and Mizore, "Messed up discipline
"Discipline?", asked Kurumu sarcastically, "Isn't that a bit better suited for you?"
"I agree", added Mizore, "You're not that much better than us when it comes to Tsukune"
"They've got a point", whispered Wayne
"Oh yeah?", shouted Ruby
Ruby ripped off her apron so she was just standing in her normal outfit and posed like she was floating in the air while Moka, Kurumu, Yukari, and Mizore stared
"Don't you think that kind of skirt is a bit old fashioned?", Kurumu asked the others
"Yep yep", agreed the other girls
Ruby's eyebrow twitched and she put her apron back on
"Okay fine let's not talk about that anymore", said Ruby, "Starting from today I am the disciplinary committee officer"
"Hey that's not fair! I've worked even longer than you and I'm not the one who constantly has dirty daydreams for about an hour or so every day during my shift", interrupted Wayne
Ruby just continued as if Wayne hadn't said anything, "Every morning I will be at the entrance to the school to examine everyone", then Ruby smiled more evilly, "The permitted length is 10cm below the knee", she said pulling out a ruler and pointing out the length
It felt as if lightning had passed through everyone
"WHAT?", shouted all the girls in surprise
"Impossible!", exclaimed Tsukune
"Uh…technically wouldn't it be better for you if you didn't lose so much blood from blushing?", Wayne asked Tsukune
Meow meow meow…
Nekonome Shizuka was teaching class and was now finishing up her lecture
"It's exactly like that", said Nekonome, "Inside this sentence, it shows the transformation of season descriptions into an idiom…"
The bell rang and cut off Nekonome's lecture and the students rose, bowed as according to tradition, and most of them quickly left
Nekonome sighed. Being a Youkai Academy teacher was pretty hard sometimes
"Hey hey have you heard?", Nekonome heard a voice say
Nekonome looked up and say that only the 3 rumor mill girls stayed and were actually addressing her
"Heard what?", asked Nekonome
"It's rumored that Ruby Toujo will check skirt lengths at the school's entrance every day starting tomorrow", said the black-haired one
"For real?", asked the redhead
"She said it's indecent to wear short skirts and to be a dignified teenager or something", continued the black-haired one, "Personally I think she is either too stiff or too old fashioned I mean she always wears the same thing even though she's not required to wear the same uniforms every day like us"
Nekonome slouched and sighed, "I also wear the same thing every day", she mumbled while the 3 girls laughed and pointed
A few minutes later…
Ruby glared angrily at Nekonome in the campus' women's clothing store while Nekonome was trying on various different outfits and was now trying on a tight red dress which was also very revealing
"Is this a little too exposing meow?", Nekonome asked no one in particular while she walked around a bit and picked up 2 more dresses, "This is too difficult meow…"
Then Nekonome noticed several variants a larger version of the school's girls' uniform and tried each of them on
1 minute later…
Nekonome was trying on a blue bathing suit when Ririko came by and stared
"Ne-ko-no-me", said Ririko while wagging her finger with each syllable, "That's not right. A teacher can't dress up like that", she lectured Nekonome while Nekonome sat back up as she had been lying on the ground as if she were sunbathing, "What are you doing?"
"Oh…this and that…", said Nekonome weakly
"What in the world are you doing?", shouted Ririko as she pulled Nekonome's large cat ears, "You're a teacher for goodness' sake! You can't wear something like that!"
"Ow ow ow ow ow meow stop pulling!", exclaimed Nekonome as she struggled and tried to pull off Ririko's hands and accidentally ripping the suit right below her breasts
"That will be a total of 1753 yen", said Ruby pleasantly
"That was not right meow…", mumbled Nekonome while she walked back to her room to change
At the same time Ririko was also trying on a variant of the school's girls' uniform behind a changing room while Ruby's eyes bulged out
A day in the life of Gin
The girls had gym and were running laps and right now the 3 rumor mill girls were taking a short break and chatting while Gin was using a long-range camera to zoom in and try to take pictures from a window in the Newspaper Club's clubroom
"Always wandering around school to get some good news material", he said to himself reviewing his photos, "And still no scoop…"
So far he'd only taken pictures of girls…in lingerie…or any other revealing outfits…and he had dozens of them in a 5-inch thick scrapbook he'd put together. Now he quickly stuffed the photos into the scrapbook's pockets and placed it gently in his backpack
"Man this thing gets tiring sometimes but oh well…at least there are a couple of hot girls in the newspaper club this year…", he thought as he smiled and looked in the direction of Moka, Kurumu, and Mizore
However when he looked…Moka, Kurumu, Yukari, and Mizore were crowded around Tsukune and trying desperately to get the other girls off of him
"Dammit why is he the only one who's always this popular with the actually cute girls?", complained Gin
"Try being less of a pervert", suggested Wayne, "And actually TALK to girls in a NORMAL conversation rather than one of your totally cheese pickup lines or seductions"
Gin wasn't listening and was thinking hard to himself
"Hmm…what's the difference between him and I?", pondered Gin, "AHA! I GOT IT!"
Later that day…
"Hello!", said Moka cheerfully as she opened the door to the clubroom. Then she noticed what looked like Tsukune's hair, "Oh Hello Tsuku…uh…", Moka then saw that it was actually Gin after using gel to try to shape his hair like Tsukune's, "Gin I think your hair got messed up somehow"
"How lame", giggled Kurumu from behind Moka
"You FAIL", laughed Wayne along with the other members of the Newspaper Club
Gin sighed, "Well that sucks…what was wrong with that? Am I really such a big pervert that they don't fall for it?"
Wayne walked up and sighed
"My friend. I hate to say 'I told you so' but ahem", Wayne cleared his throat and took a deep breath, "WHAAAAAAAAAAT! WHAT NOW SUCKER? I TOOOOOOOLD YOU YEAH! EAT IT!", Wayne shouted in Gin's face and which surprised everyone, "Sorry I had to get that out of my system because hey I was right"
It's not right
Ririko was giving a lecture in math class
"The sides of a triangle are defined as a, b, and c. If so what is their relationship?", asked Ririko who immediately called on Tsukune who just hanged his head in confusion and embarrassment while Moka glared at Ririko while Ririko glared back
"That girl…", Ririko remembered Moka for when she'd beaten her a few months ago. Ririko wasn't one to hold a grudge but there was a rumor filling around that Ririko was a wimpy monster since not many people were sure of Moka's demon form since she was always sealing her powers so stories of her as a vampire were often ignored
"Alright class we're done for today but remember to review or you fail", said Ririko as the bell rang
Later that day…
Ririko had kidnapped Moka and had chained Moka to a giant cross on top of the roof and challenged Tsukune to come and save her
Tsukune sprinted up the stairs and burst through the door
"Moka!", he called out and saw Moka hanging from the cross
"Welcome", said Ririko
Ririko had changed back to the black-leather outfit she had worn when she brainwashed Tsukune and also brought her whip
"Sorry Tsukune…I…", Moka panted weakly
"Being kicked last time really hurt very bad and is now ruining my reputation so this time I made my move fast", said Ririko
Meanwhile Wayne was on top of the clock tower and watching the whole scene through his eyepiece since Tsukune asked Wayne to help if things went wrong which Tsukune really hoped didn't happen
"Pffft that kick was WIMPY compared to the one I got", thought Wayne as he rubbed his scar. Anytime someone hit him there it would temporarily stun him due to the pain and it was essentially his only true weakness in combat unless he turned into his final form which he rarely did unless necessary
"Look Ririko-sensei we're sorry but-", started Tsukune
"Heheh, time to learn together again Tsukune", said Ririko as she changed her lower body into a giant snake
"STOP!", shouted a female voice
Everyone stopped and looked to see a woman with short blond hair wearing a skin-tight black one piece jumpsuit and mask standing on the school water tower
"Even if you're a teacher you can't force a student to learn", said the woman
The Woman jumped and headed straight for Ririko
"Who are you?", demanded Ririko as she lashed out with her tail and hit the woman once but she quickly recovered and landed on her feet
"She seems familiar…oh wait don't tell me", thought Wayne as he recognized the voice, "That is honestly a wee bit sad"
Ririko lashed out with her tail again and smashed it around the woman
"In this situation…", said the mystery woman rearing her hands like claws, "Special Move Manatabi ke"
The woman crouched and then leaped at Ririko cutting across her face with what looked like claws
"Aono, use this opportunity and-", began the woman
Tsukune had already reached Moka
"How do you know my name?", asked Tsukune in shock
"Don't worry about that just hurry!"
"Okay"
Tsukune began to wheel the cross away with Moka still on it since Ririko lacked the upper body strength to carry a cross that big and so instead just wheeled it up
"Tsukune please be more gentle", asked Moka as the chains dug into her skin
"Sorry Moka but we have to hurry", replied Tsukune
Ririko sat back up and slashed at the woman's back and grinned evilly but then her grin faded to bafflement
Tsukune and Moka also stopped to see and Wayne also noticed
"Wow…I can't believe any self-respecting adult would wear something like that I mean Yukari's alright since she's 12 but uh…", thought Wayne as he saw what happened
Ririko had accidentally slashed the back of the woman's pants to reveal her underwear which had a big teddy bear face on it
"No you can't look Meow", said the woman in embarrassment
"Meow?", asked Tsukune
"Ah…you've misunderstood! I'm not Nekonome Shizuka!", protested the woman desperately covering her underwear, "Uh…Aono just take Moka out of here and get to a safe place! And Ririko: No more bullying students. Anyway I have to go!"
The woman, who everyone was sure was Nekonome Shizuka now, ran and jumped off the edge of the building while the others just stared
"I vote we pretend this ever happened", said Tsukune after a minute of awkward silence
"Works for me", said Ririko
"Hey waddya know? I was actually NOT needed in a fight for once", Wayne mentally celebrated
Kurumu's happy place…
The Newpaper club, minus Gin, was in the clubroom
"Tsukune!", called Moka with her fangs bared, "Let me suck your bl-"
"Oh no you don't!", Kurumu yelled as she chopped down on Moka's head
"Tsu-ku-ne", called Mizore holding an extra lollipop, "Have a lollipop…"
"I don't think so!", shouted Kurumu as she also chopped down on Mizore's head
"Tsukune!", called Yukari holding a little lunchbox, "Let's have lunch together!"
"Oh no I don't think so!", said Kurumu as she grabbed turned Yukari around and put an arm around her neck
"Aaaaaaagh! Kurumu don't do that!", choked out Yukari before Kurumu choked Yukari into unconsciousness
"Whoa…", said Tsukune and everyone backed away
"What?", asked Kurumu
Wrong place at the wrong time…
Kokoa had tried, and failed, yet again to follow and attack Moka Moka when Moka was trying to "attract" Tsukune but had failed miserably and was late to class
"Hehehe well you were miserably late to class that day", laughed Kou
Kokoa reached up, squeezed Kou, and slammed Kou onto the ground
"Say anymore of that useless crap and I'll punish you", warned Kokoa
"I won't say anymore…", groaned Kou
Suddenly the school's martial arts team appeared from nowhere chanting "Fight. Go" over and over and knocked Kokoa over...and landed on Kou
"Hey you didn't even say sorry you jerks!", Kokoa shouted after the team
Kokoa reached at her shoulder but didn't find Kou
"What the heck? Kou where are you?", called out Kokoa, "If you don't come out you're punishment will be doubled!", she called in a sweet tone as if she were a mother calling her children and husband to eat dinner
"Kokoa-Sama! I'm right here and I've got this really annoying wet feeling!", Kokoa heard Kou say behind her and also felt some vibration
"Coming from the bottom?"
Kokoa lifted her skirt and looked around and then her face turned bright red when she saw that Kou was stuck to her rear
"Ah much better", said Kou happily, "Anyway where am I?", asked Kou
"Shut. Up", said Kokoa firmly
"Kokoa-Sama What? Kokoa-Sama?", asked Kou
"Don't talk it itches", complained Kokoa
The Seven Flavors…
Moka bit into Tsukune's neck and drank some blood
"Kappu-Chuuu!", she cried when she drank and then pushed Tsukune away who was feeling slightly dizzy, "Mmmm Today is fruity flavored", she said happily
That night Tsukune drank 10 gallons of milk
The next day…
"Kappu-Chuuu!", cried Moka when she drank Tsukune's blood again, "Milk flavor?"
That night Tsukune drank 10 gallons of vinegar
The next day…
"Kappu-Chuuu!", Moka cried again, "Chu…Kinda sour…"
That night Tsukune drank 10 gallons of Habanero hot sauce
The next day…
"Chu so spicy!"
That night Tsukune drank a mix of random drinks
The next day…
"I don't think I'm gonna make it…", thought Tsukune while Moka bit him again
That night Tsukune drank 10 gallons of onion juice
The next morning…
Tsukune was doing pushups when Moka arrived
"Good Morning Tsukune!", called out Moka
"Good morning Moka", replied Tsukune as he stood back up
Moka shifted her shoulders nervously
"Today let's also…um…"
Moka sniffed Tsukune briefly
"Actually let's not do it today", said Moka turning around and sprinting away, "I'll see you at school Tsukune"
"Huh? What happened?", wondered Tsukune
"Oh no! Today Tsukune reeks with sweat"
Many many things… part 2
There was a huge line of girls wearing the long skirts Ruby had essentially forced them all to wear in front of the school's entrance due to the fact that Ruby had to check each of them one at a time
Then Ruby noticed the infamous trio of the rumor mill girls…still wearing the short mid-thigh length skirts
"Hey hey hey wait: Your skirts are too short. They have to be at least 10cm below the knee", said Ruby
The trio just smiled
"What? But…", started the redhead in a sarcastic voice
"It's too hot and humid", said the black-haired one also sarcastically
"Anyway it's way old fashioned", finished the blond one
The trio giggled and irritated Ruby quite a bit and Ruby pointed her wand into the air
"Try this o for size", shouted ruby, "Magical Surrounding Seal!"
Lightning then came from the tip of her wand and struck the trio and knocked them to the ground
The Trio then introduced themselves for some reason
"Oniyama Tonko", said the black-haired one
"Jono Shijimi", said the redhead
"Mizumo Sumae", said the blond
"Being able to say our own names before the end is great!", the 3 said together
Meanwhile in a bush…
"Dammit! This isn't good! If this continues my exclusive scoop will…", said Gin
"Alright! This will definitely go in my scoop now I just need to…", said Wayne at the exact same time as Gin
Gin and Wayne stared at each other
"Hey! What are you doing here?", both shouted at each other
"Younger ones first", said Gin snidely
"Ahem. I believe that would be you since I'm well over 9000 years old and counting", responded Wayne
"Wha-"
"I checked my memory", said Wayne, "I'll go anyway: Since YOU are totally not helping out with the newspaper club despite being the leader Mizore and I have temporarily taken over photography and right now we are observing Ruby abuse her power as the School disciplinary committee officer by taking a picture of her just zapping that trio over there and by enforcing a rule which does not exist", said Wayne pulling out a thick book titled: The Youkai Academy Student handbook, "And thankfully Mizore is not squandering film on Tsukune"
"How do you know?", asked Gin, "She usually does"
"Because Mizore is also personally annoyed by the new rule and is actually helping this time", answered Wayne, "and as backup we have Kurumu as her spotter and so far no incidents"
"Oh…"
"Anyway what's your scoop?", asked Wayne
"Uh…", said Gin
"Mmhmm taking pictures of more girls eh? Well have fun with that right now I'm going", said Wayne standing up and walking out of the bush
Later in an alleyway…
Ruby walked up to Gin having been "summoned" to discuss an important issue
"Okay Gin what is this 'important' thing we need to discuss?", asked Ruby
"Ruby stop caring about those kinds of things", Gin said bluntly
"Those things?", asked Ruby who grinned and flipped one of her ponytails, "Oh yeah…Not being able to take pictures of your collection must be very difficult is it that thing?"
Ruby was right on the mark and Gin was left sputtering
"Aha! I was right", said Ruby proudly
"T-That's not it!", stammered Gin angrily, "Those are merely trivial things! I'm worried about you!"
"Exactly as planned", thought Ruby while she moved much closer to Gin until she was almost hugging him
"Thank you for being concerned for me", said Ruby, "But please try to ignore that for the time being", she said in a fake, but convincing, pleading voice while gripping Gin's shirt and forcing him to look down…at her chest, "Opening a photography club later is fine too…just us 2"
Gin just stared for a moment but straightened himself up
"I understand what you mean and so I'll leave it as it is for now", said Gin firmly and then started drooling as soon as he turned around, "Oooo I gotta get a new camera!"
"Just a pitiful puppy. Simple", thought Ruby as she noticed Gin's face in a reflection from a window
Inside the building Nekonome and Ririko were deep in discussion when…
"Teachers have to follow the rules too", said Ruby holding out her meter stick like a staff and receiving nervous glances from Ririko and Nekonome
The next day…
Ruby was out sweeping again and humming to herself and Wayne was cutting grass and trimming bushes with a set of blades he grew from his hands with 4 on each hand coming from each knuckle
"Ruby, Wayne Good Morning!", Tsukune called out
Ruby looked up, "Good Morning Tsukune", she replied
"Morning", said Wayne finally finished trimming the bushes and cutting the grass
"It feels like my legs are bound", the trio heard a female voice behind them say
Tsukune, Ruby and Wayne looked to see Moka, Kurumu, Yukari, and Mizore lifting their skirts up and complaining while they walked
"Long skirts are annoying", continued Kurumu, "Can we borrow that?", gesturing at the fact Yukari had opted to wear a makeshift metal "hose" underneath her skirt to enable herself to move easier
(A/N: I THINK that's what the metal things in old-fashioned dresses were called: hoses)
"I brought it with me", said Yukari, "and I don't think I have anymore
"This is so heavy…", complained Mizore
"Morning everyone", Tsukune called to the 4 of them
Immediately the 4 of them tried to sprint to him with Kurumu in the lead before they all stopped at the difficulty of sprinting while wearing the long skirts even for Yukari with the hose on and everyone exchanged "good mornings" when they managed to get close
"Yep this is how high school students should look in the morning", Ruby thought proudly to herself
"Jeez I feel bad for you guys", said Wayne noticing the uncomfortable expression on the girls' faces, particularly Mizore, due to the fact that the weather was always warm like early autumn or late spring and that the long skirts were keeping in heat
"I guess we manage somehow", said Moka
"Hey Tsukune look at this skirt", said Kurumu, "I'll lift it up when we're clear okay?", she asked lifting one end of her skirt up slightly
"Healthy girls and boys, this is the true brilliance of youth", Ruby's train of thought continued and she once again entered her trance-like state
"This makes me feel like I'm 80 or something", complained Mizore as she also lifted her skirt slightly
Meanwhile Kokoa was also forced to abide by the rules, despite the fact that she wasn't a student at the academy yet and had also reached the group as well while nobody noticed the fact that Wayne was gone
"I'm really gonna regret this but a deal's a deal…and everyone always complains to me and not Ruby…", Wayne thought as he covered his eyes for what he knew was about to happen
Suddenly there was a huge gust of freezing wind sending all the girls' long skirts, except Ruby's, to fly up and flash Tsukune and give him a massive nosebleed which became a trail of blood in the wind and the girls quickly tried to cover themselves and shivered while Mizore just basked in the cool air
"HEY YOU GUYS YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN FRONT OF TSUKUNE!", Ruby shouted angrily then grew ever more frustrated to see Ririko and Nekonome wearing school unifmorms
"What a powerful wind Meow", commented Nekonome
"What a mischievous wind", added Ririko
"Teachers? What are you planning on doing?", demanded Ruby
"It's because the only ones long enough for us were these Meow", explained Nekonome
"Yep", added Ririko
"I WON'T BELIEVE THAT. I WON'T BELIEVE THAT!", shouted Ruby angrily, "Being an officer of the discipline committee I-"
Ruby was cut short when she tripped on a rock and fell over and even her long skirt flipped up and flashed Tsukune and the others…and it turns out she was barely even wearing any underwear since it was just 2 strips of flowery design…
Tsukune suffered from a huge nosebleed, Moka's face essentially glowed red, Kurumu grinned evilly, Mizore stared indifferently while she covered Yukari's eyes, Nekonome was smiling slightly in satisfaction and Ririko was grinning very similarly to Kurumu
"Wonderful", said Kurumu
"Ruby…", Moka gasped in shock
"Hmm…", said Mizore
"What is it?", asked Yukari
"My my", said Nekonome sarcastically
"Not bad…", said Ririko also sarcastically
Ruby quickly recovered and immediately covered herself
"You guys saw it?"
"By someone wearing such flowery designs…", said Mizore
"Discipline, discipline as you say", added Kurumu
"This way of seduction…", continued Mizore
"Is improper", finished Kurumu while she and Mizore high-fived
Ruby started to cry slightly
"Because everyone is always able to be so close to Tsukune…I also…", Ruby couldn't finish while she began sobbing
"What? So that's the reason?", asked Tsukune as he walked up and kneeled and made eye-contact with Ruby, "Even if you're not a student you're still my friend", he reassured, "Just speak to me in a more relaxed way
"Tsukune…you'll take responsibility right?", asked Ruby starting to reenter her trance-like state
"Eh?"
"You saw it right?"
"Ah? No. That…"
"HEY HEY HEY HEY!", shouted Kurumu
"Yay for Ruby!", cheered Moka
"It's resolved for now", said Mizore in her usual monotone
"But I feel we forgot something…", said Yukari
"Leave that to me!", said Gin as he stood up from the bush he had been hiding in
"Huh? Gin-sempai?", asked Tsukune
Gin pushed Tsukune without warning right into Moka causing him to accidentally remove the Rosario
"Woo! Pretty!", whooped Gin
"Moka?", asked Tsukune
Moka glared at Gin and gritted her teeth
"Calling me out for such small matters…", she said angrily, "IDIOT!", she shouted as she promptly kicked Gin way up into the air flashing him in the process
"That's my point: There's no reason to wear such long skirts", said Gin before losing consciousness and showing everyone the photo he took of Moka right before kicking him
"Onee-Sama!", Kokoa squealed happily
Moka noticed Kokoa and quickly ran in the other direction
"Wait Moka Onee-Sama!", Kokoa called after Moka
"Well glad that's over", said Wayne digging himself out of the ground
"Good job with that wind there", complimented Kurumu
"Yeah a nice cool breeze"
"Thanks but you owe me because now just about every girl in the school is going to hunt me when they figure out I caused a mini cold front and created that huge wind", said Wayne
"You What?", came many female voices
"Do you mind explaining it to them?", asked Wayne
"Sure", said Kurumu since it was her and Mizore's plan anyway
"Thanks and so now I gotta move!", shouted Wayne as he promptly outran the tide of angry girls
Okay now I'm done and I'm VERY sorry for the long update. Anyway I want to give someoneimportant credit for the idea of thermal powers and also tell him that I didn't rip him off I was just implementing his idea. One other thing: you guys vote: do you want another OC that's being proposed to me right now? Or do you just want to keep Wayne but add more powers and memories because I'm leaving those open but I never considered an extra OC and it would be a bit tough to implement one and it wouldn't even come in until much later
Aside from that: Next chapter is Vampire? If you read the manga you'll recognize it as the special chapter 40 in the end but obviously with some changes