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Chapter Fourteen: A Drunken Rampage
Vaughn opened the bottles of liquor. He set five shot glasses in front of him. He turned on the TV. Perfect! A hockey game was on! He filled the cups with half whisky and half vodka. He had chugged two and a half, when someone came next to him. They sat down.
He finished the rest of the cups. By then he was so drunk that he didn't even know who was sitting next to him.
Sydney stared at Vaughn. He was obviously very drunk. He would be very easy to take advantage of. She squelched that thought quickly.
Anna came over. Sydney pretended that she was drunk. She had mixed a bottle of whisky, champagne, wine, tequila, margarita, vodka, and a few special ingredients in the empty wine bottle. She was planning to use it later, but now would do.
"Her, Anna, waant som whyne?" Syd asked drunkenly.
"Sure," Anna said, calculating things in here head.
Anna drank a few sips. She soon became addicted to the mixture. She gulped it greedily. The stuff was dribbling down her face. A few moments later, Anna was running to the bathroom.
Vaughn laughed, watching Anna flee. Syd had saved that Mexican water for a special occasion. She had been secretly hoping to use it on her since training.
"She did deserve that," Vaughn said drunkenly, wiping his lips.
Syd decided that she wanted to drink her sorrows away. The whole Vaughn thing was wearing her down. She didn't know that this night would only cause more problems for the two lovers.
She grabbed the vodka. She drank straight from the bottle. She nearly chugged the whole thing.
"A woman who knows what she wants. I like that," Vaughn remarked wryly.
She stared at him. Did he even know that he was so hot? Seriously, any more and she'd be...well, she didn't want to think about what she'd do to the Prince of Hotness.
"Too bad the woman in my life doesn't want me," Vaughn sighed.
"How could she not want you? Even I want you and I'm drunk and just met you!" Sydney exclaimed.
Vaughn smiled flirtily.
"And you know what makes it worse? I'm in love with her. She wants to be 'Just Friends'. I don't want to be just friends!" Vaughn said angrily, pulling at his hair in frustration.
Sydney perked up.
"What's her name?" Sydney asked curiously.
"Sydney Bristow," Vaughn said adoringly.
Syd thought for a moment. Where had she heard that name before? She knew this! What was it? Oh yeah! That was her name! Jackpot!
"Hey! That's my name, too!" Syd said, drunkenly, not realizing the implications of this fact.
"Wow! What a coincidence! And you two look alike too!" Vaughn exclaimed.
"And you look like this guy at work who's totally hot. Only, you're hotter!" Syd said jumping up and down.
A second later Vaughn wised up.
"Hey, maybe you are her!" Vaughn yelled.
"Maybe I am!" Syd yelled.
"What's your last name?" Syd asked after awhile.
Vaughn thought a moment.
"Vaughn," Vaughn replied.
"You are him!" Sydney squealed.
Syd ran at him. She grabbed his face and pulled it towards hers. She kissed him. It was long and drawn out. This kiss gave them the pleasure that only the first kiss matched. They needed more.
They kissed for as long as they could without oxygen. They then broke apart, gasping for breath.
"Why don't we go somewhere more...private?" Vaughn whispered seductively in Sydney's ear.
Sydney nodded. A flirtatious smile stretched across her face.
The first stop was the bathroom, which they tepeed. Next, they got some dog poop. They set it up above Sark's bed. He would get a nice surprise in the morning. They stole ice from the kitchen and put it in Jack and Irina's bed. Both were extremely wild.
Syd ran into the dentist that had pulled her teeth. The dentist's face was noticeably paler after seeing her. She decided that he would have to pay for what he had done to her. So, she kicked him where it hurt.
Occasionally, she and Vaughn would stop whatever they were doing and start passionately kissing. Whether it would be against a wall, on a bed, or reclining on a couch, they would kiss.
In a random spurt of insanity, this was after three whole bottles of alcohol, they had even kissed other people. Sydney suddenly ran up to Luke. She grabbed him and kissed him, right in front of Lorelai. He did not kiss back.
Lorelai was about to slap her younger sister for doing that, when she was silenced by Vaughn kissing her. She did not react. What was going on here? Luke had gotten steamed up at this little scene. Syd, by now, had spun around a bit and ran off to find another victim.
Vaughn fled in the same manner as Syd. He saw one of Syd's sisters. He shoved her against a wall and fiercely kissed her. Soleil didn't know that she was kissing Michael, she thought it was Matt. She had secretly wanted to kiss Matt for a while and now her dream was coming true! Vaughn left abruptly again. What had that meant? Did he want to be more than friends...handler...whatever he was to her?
Syd had meanwhile been kissing Matthew. She turned to leave.
"Soleil, where are you going?" Matt asked, breathless.
Sydney turned around.
"I have to think about things," Syd said, once again running.
Matthew just stood there. Sydney and Vaughn repeated their little act on Maurice and Salome. They tired of that game. They had come to a part that they hadn't seen before. Basically they where lost.
"Michael Vaughn! How could you get us lost again?" Sydney screeched.
"I did not get us lost!" Vaughn yelled.
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
Sydney smirked at Vaughn.
"Okay, fine! I did get us lost. Are you happy now!" Vaughn yelled.
"Yes. Very!" Syd remarked.
She kissed him again.
"Hey, is that a pool?" Vaughn rasped.
Sydney nodded.
"You thinking, what I'm thinking, Michael?" Sydney asked expectantly.
Vaughn nodded.
She kissed him yet again. This time, however she started to unbuttoning a few buttons. He followed by doing the same to her. They gasped for breath, preparing for what was going to happen soon.
TO BE CONTINUED..........................................
How will the other characters react to their pranks? Just what are they going to do next? What about the jealous relatives? What about the kisses between the Sydney and Vaughn clones? Will Syd and Vaughn die? When are they going to go home? Find out the answers to these questions and more next time on Kate Jones and the Last Rambaldi Device!
- Loren ;*
Chapter Fourteen: A Drunken Rampage
Vaughn opened the bottles of liquor. He set five shot glasses in front of him. He turned on the TV. Perfect! A hockey game was on! He filled the cups with half whisky and half vodka. He had chugged two and a half, when someone came next to him. They sat down.
He finished the rest of the cups. By then he was so drunk that he didn't even know who was sitting next to him.
Sydney stared at Vaughn. He was obviously very drunk. He would be very easy to take advantage of. She squelched that thought quickly.
Anna came over. Sydney pretended that she was drunk. She had mixed a bottle of whisky, champagne, wine, tequila, margarita, vodka, and a few special ingredients in the empty wine bottle. She was planning to use it later, but now would do.
"Her, Anna, waant som whyne?" Syd asked drunkenly.
"Sure," Anna said, calculating things in here head.
Anna drank a few sips. She soon became addicted to the mixture. She gulped it greedily. The stuff was dribbling down her face. A few moments later, Anna was running to the bathroom.
Vaughn laughed, watching Anna flee. Syd had saved that Mexican water for a special occasion. She had been secretly hoping to use it on her since training.
"She did deserve that," Vaughn said drunkenly, wiping his lips.
Syd decided that she wanted to drink her sorrows away. The whole Vaughn thing was wearing her down. She didn't know that this night would only cause more problems for the two lovers.
She grabbed the vodka. She drank straight from the bottle. She nearly chugged the whole thing.
"A woman who knows what she wants. I like that," Vaughn remarked wryly.
She stared at him. Did he even know that he was so hot? Seriously, any more and she'd be...well, she didn't want to think about what she'd do to the Prince of Hotness.
"Too bad the woman in my life doesn't want me," Vaughn sighed.
"How could she not want you? Even I want you and I'm drunk and just met you!" Sydney exclaimed.
Vaughn smiled flirtily.
"And you know what makes it worse? I'm in love with her. She wants to be 'Just Friends'. I don't want to be just friends!" Vaughn said angrily, pulling at his hair in frustration.
Sydney perked up.
"What's her name?" Sydney asked curiously.
"Sydney Bristow," Vaughn said adoringly.
Syd thought for a moment. Where had she heard that name before? She knew this! What was it? Oh yeah! That was her name! Jackpot!
"Hey! That's my name, too!" Syd said, drunkenly, not realizing the implications of this fact.
"Wow! What a coincidence! And you two look alike too!" Vaughn exclaimed.
"And you look like this guy at work who's totally hot. Only, you're hotter!" Syd said jumping up and down.
A second later Vaughn wised up.
"Hey, maybe you are her!" Vaughn yelled.
"Maybe I am!" Syd yelled.
"What's your last name?" Syd asked after awhile.
Vaughn thought a moment.
"Vaughn," Vaughn replied.
"You are him!" Sydney squealed.
Syd ran at him. She grabbed his face and pulled it towards hers. She kissed him. It was long and drawn out. This kiss gave them the pleasure that only the first kiss matched. They needed more.
They kissed for as long as they could without oxygen. They then broke apart, gasping for breath.
"Why don't we go somewhere more...private?" Vaughn whispered seductively in Sydney's ear.
Sydney nodded. A flirtatious smile stretched across her face.
The first stop was the bathroom, which they tepeed. Next, they got some dog poop. They set it up above Sark's bed. He would get a nice surprise in the morning. They stole ice from the kitchen and put it in Jack and Irina's bed. Both were extremely wild.
Syd ran into the dentist that had pulled her teeth. The dentist's face was noticeably paler after seeing her. She decided that he would have to pay for what he had done to her. So, she kicked him where it hurt.
Occasionally, she and Vaughn would stop whatever they were doing and start passionately kissing. Whether it would be against a wall, on a bed, or reclining on a couch, they would kiss.
In a random spurt of insanity, this was after three whole bottles of alcohol, they had even kissed other people. Sydney suddenly ran up to Luke. She grabbed him and kissed him, right in front of Lorelai. He did not kiss back.
Lorelai was about to slap her younger sister for doing that, when she was silenced by Vaughn kissing her. She did not react. What was going on here? Luke had gotten steamed up at this little scene. Syd, by now, had spun around a bit and ran off to find another victim.
Vaughn fled in the same manner as Syd. He saw one of Syd's sisters. He shoved her against a wall and fiercely kissed her. Soleil didn't know that she was kissing Michael, she thought it was Matt. She had secretly wanted to kiss Matt for a while and now her dream was coming true! Vaughn left abruptly again. What had that meant? Did he want to be more than friends...handler...whatever he was to her?
Syd had meanwhile been kissing Matthew. She turned to leave.
"Soleil, where are you going?" Matt asked, breathless.
Sydney turned around.
"I have to think about things," Syd said, once again running.
Matthew just stood there. Sydney and Vaughn repeated their little act on Maurice and Salome. They tired of that game. They had come to a part that they hadn't seen before. Basically they where lost.
"Michael Vaughn! How could you get us lost again?" Sydney screeched.
"I did not get us lost!" Vaughn yelled.
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
Sydney smirked at Vaughn.
"Okay, fine! I did get us lost. Are you happy now!" Vaughn yelled.
"Yes. Very!" Syd remarked.
She kissed him again.
"Hey, is that a pool?" Vaughn rasped.
Sydney nodded.
"You thinking, what I'm thinking, Michael?" Sydney asked expectantly.
Vaughn nodded.
She kissed him yet again. This time, however she started to unbuttoning a few buttons. He followed by doing the same to her. They gasped for breath, preparing for what was going to happen soon.
TO BE CONTINUED..........................................
How will the other characters react to their pranks? Just what are they going to do next? What about the jealous relatives? What about the kisses between the Sydney and Vaughn clones? Will Syd and Vaughn die? When are they going to go home? Find out the answers to these questions and more next time on Kate Jones and the Last Rambaldi Device!
- Loren ;*