Total Drama Insanity
In this chapter, the campers are going to use vegetation to fight off campers that just so happen to be undead...well, something like that anyway...
Can you guess what challenge this is going to be based on? I'm going to give you a hint...it's one of the games invented by Popcap...in fact there's a sequel coming out that I'm looking forward to...
Chapter 14: Blaineley vs. Bridgette
"In the last episode, I made the campers participate in a very scary challenge...one that would make them soil their pants...to be specific, I made them participate in a challenge that just so happened to be from the first season of the show...why Chris never reused old challenges I may never know." Blaineley recapped.
"Surprisingly, most of them were brave...personally, I was expecting the majority of the campers to run home to their mothers...of course, then again many of the campers had already participated in the challenge..." she continued.
"Among other things, Heather ended up being sat on by a morbidly obese sumo wrestler, Tyler had to wrestle an intern in a chicken suit, Owen and Izzy had to ride a plane, Cameron had to punch Lightning in the arm, and Lightning had to do push-ups for his former coach! And yes, it was absolutely hilarious to watch. For me, anyway. I don't know about you."
"Unfortunately, the challenge was cut short when suddenly the plane Izzy and Owen was in crashed into the ground. Thankfully, they managed to parachute out in time...but the plane fell on top of Alejandro and he ended up badly injured...to make a long story short, I had to boot him out of the game. What an unlucky dude he turned out to be!"
"Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself is now down one member...I certainly hope that more disasters will happen to Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself in the near future...that way everyone in Team Blaineley Is Really Really Really Really Hot will make it to the merge. Then again, considering that Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself has won twice so far...
You know what, let's just wrap this up. Somebody play the theme music!"
One theme song later...
"I tried to warn Blaineley that the plane was unsafe...but she didn't listen to me. Personally I regret ever flying it..." stated Owen.
B put his hand on Owen's shoulder.
"Thanks, I needed that." answered the chubby boy.
"Ah yes, that was a tragedy, wasn't it? To think that plane crashes like this happen all the time...no wonder airports are all about security." questioned Cameron.
"It makes me wonder why Chris never installed a metal detector or anything when we went on a world tour with him." said Tyler.
"Maybe he figured that we wouldn't need it, I guess. Still, I feel like Blaineley could have done something to prevent the plane from crashing. Maybe put it in auto pilot instead of making one of the interns fly it around? I think he probably didn't even have a license." noted Owen.
"That would explain why the plane crashed and burned so horribly." agreed Cameron.
B started to become worried. If there were any more vehicle-related challenges in the near future, bad things would probably happen.
"At least you didn't chicken out like I did...lousy multiple personality disorder." mumbled Mike.
"To be fair, it was awfully funny." replied Cameron.
"Not to me it wasn't." he answered.
"Funny, I can't help but shake the feeling that the chicken man is going to try to get revenge on me some day...then again maybe it's just my imagination." said the jock.
"I sure hope so. I don't think I'd be able to eat a chicken if it was as big as he was. Why is an intern dressing up as a chicken anyway? Did he use to work at Kentucky Fried Chicken or something?" wondered Owen.
Confessional: Tyler's not a chicken...but his archenemy certainly is.
B: *he is holding out a picture of Dawn with a heart on it* *his cheeks turn red*
Cameron: I wonder why Tyler is afraid of chickens anyway? Did they try to peck him or something?
Owen: I'm starting to wonder if Blaineley had deliberately endangered our lives using that faulty airplane...if so I have a few words to say to her...
Tyler: I can only hope there's not going to be a round two...I don't think I'm ready for that yet.
Mike: I hope Zoey still thinks I'm a man even though I screwed up the fear challenge...
Meanwhile on the girl's side of Team Blaineley Is Really Really Really Hot...
"It was just as I predicted...someone ended up getting badly hurt...and he was part of Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself..." sighed Dawn.
"He was a manipulator anyway. He wiped out Team Victory! Including me!" pointed out Lindsay.
"Sorry to hear that. He sure got a lot of campers kicked out of the game, didn't he?" answered Zoey.
"I sure hope that doesn't happen again...at least not in the near future. I swear, people on this show get injured all the time. Just look at all the poor interns. I wish I never became one...I became a mutant!" agreed Dakota.
"I suppose you can blame Chris for that one. He really needs to stop playing with nuclear waste. I wonder if he mutated into a cockroach or something. That would teach him a lesson or two." replied the indie chick.
"Sometimes I wish that I couldn't make prophecies..." thought Dawn. "You can never fight fate."
"That's a rather unfortunate truth of life." agreed Zoey. "Then again, maybe not everything in life is predetermined..."
"I just hope that this doesn't happen to anyone else on the show...I don't know what would I do if a plane ended up falling on B..." said Dawn.
"You really like him, don't you?" questioned Dakota.
"Er, maybe?" answered the moonchild, not entirely sure how she felt.
Confessional: I think we all know the answer to that one.
Dawn: If it weren't for B, I'd still be trapped in that garbage bag...
Zoey: Maybe Dawn will get a boyfriend like Dakota and I have...you never know.
Dakota: I miss Sam...I sure hope that he's having fun at the playa. Then again the playas des losers is always fun...
Lindsay: Ali got what he deserved! And so did Scotch apparently!
Now let's check on the boys of Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself...
"Part me of feels unhappy that Alejandro is gone. Maybe if I wasn't wearing my lucky pendant I would have been the one that was crushed underneath the plane eh..." questioned Ezekiel.
"Don't blame yourself. It's not your fault. Blame Blaineley and her faulty aircrafts." answered Brick.
"I never liked him anyway." retorted Duncan.
"Why not?" questioned Brick.
"He always seemed so full of himself...I thought that he needed to be taught a lesson. Goodbye and good riddance, I say." answered the juvenile delinquent.
"But a plane fell on top of him! Don't you think that was extreme? He's probably going to have to wear a Darth Vader suit again eh." questioned Ezekiel.
"Big deal. Last time he competed he ended up being roasted by lava. I'm surprised that he even survived that to be honest. That lava was probably over three thousand degrees fahrenheit." pointed out Duncan.
"Or 3000 degrees celsius!" replied Lightning.
"Yeah, what you said." answered the delinquent.
"Ouch. That is something that I would never dive in. In fact, I'd rather dive in ice cold water than do something crazy like that." murmured Brick.
"I wonder if he's ever going to compete again after that...then again having to wear that Darth Vader suit didn't stop him from returning for the fifth season..." pointed out Cody.
"I guess he must be persistent...just like me eh..." answered Ezekiel.
Confessional: Who's going to get injured next?
Duncan: I'm going to rewatch Alejandro getting crushed underneath a plane after the show is released on DVD...that was priceless!
Brick: People on this show get injured a lot, don't they?
Ezekiel: Part of me wonders if Duncan is going to be the next contestant to go...Scott and Alejandro already suffered horrible fates eh.
Cody: Sheesh...why does this show have to be so violent?
Meanwhile in the girl's side of Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself...
"Have you seen Heather?" inquired Izzy.
"Actually, I haven't...I think she said that she wanted to be by herself...and that we were driving her crazy.
"I don't see what the big deal is! I'm always crazy!" exclaimed the redhead.
Sierra sweatdropped.
"She's probably up to no good...maybe she's going to cheat someone out of the game?" questioned Sierra.
"Maybe! Then again the show is called Total Drama Island!" exclaimed Izzy.
"That doesn't mean that there has to be people like Heather on the show..." questioned Sierra. "And to think she actually won season three..."
"I know! What were the chances of that? Why didn't Team Amazon vote her off, anyway?" asked Izzy.
Sierra simply shrugged.
"To be honest...I only think that Team Amazon was at a barf bag ceremony once...on the other hand, Team Victory lost every single elimination challenge they ever competed in...what were the odds of that?" she explained.
"You can blame Alejandro for that one!" exclaimed the redhead.
"Ah yes...I don't feel too sorry for him after all the people he got eliminated..." spoke Sierra.
"I know! Wasn't that plane crash wicked?!" bellowed Izzy.
"Weren't you in that plane crash?" asked the Cody fanboy.
"I was?" answered Izzy.
Sierra sweatdropped.
"I'm starting to see why Heather decided to leave the cabin for the day..." she mumbled.
Meanwhile outside the cabin...
"Finally I can get some peace and quiet. I just couldn't stand being with those two anymore." Heather thought to herself.
Personally, she found it ironic that Alejandro ended up being sent off the island due to injuries after what happened last season.
Of course, she had also been injured after she tried escaping the island during the volcanic eruption...and due to Ezekiel she did not end up getting the money.
"Curse that farm boy..." she thought.
Nonetheless, she was certain that she would be able to win the game. Granted, everyone on her team was either crazy or incompetent, but for the same reason they would not be a threat to her during the merge.
She just hopped that Blaineley would not try to continue to rig the competition in Team Blaineley Is Really Really Really Really Hot's favor...it was getting on her nerves and she really wanted it to stop.
"Stupid Blaineley...always taking out her anger on a team that she named after someone she really hates..." she mumbled.
On the other hand, her recent attempts to foil Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself had actually gone in their favor...she in particular remembered the baseball challenge where Gwen ended up being eliminated. Personally, she hoped that something similar would happen in the near future.
Then again, if neither Izzy or Sierra were voted off soon...she might eventually go crazy just like them. After all, every night she had to sleep in a cabin with the two. She began to wonder if she should simply ask Blaineley if she could switch teams.
"Why did Blaineley even make me bunk with them?" questioned Heather.
Confessional: Possibly because Blaineley doesn't like her...I don't think many people do.
Heather: Now then...which of my teammates should I take with me to the merge? So many possibilities...
Izzy: *she is holding out a Blaineley voodoo doll* I wonder what will happen if I poke it with this needle? *starts poking it*
Blaineley: OW! Why does my arm hurt so much all of a sudden? It feels someone keeps poking me! I want it to stop!
Sierra: Is Izzy playing with a voodoo doll? She should know those are dangerous!
Meanwhile in the kitchen...
Chef Hatchet realized that his latest newspaer had arrived, and as before, he decided to give it a quick read.
"I wonder why the newspaper is so ridiculous these days." he spoke to himself.
Apparently, Phineas and Ferb had killed their sister by making her listen to the Gummy Bear Song until her head exploded after she threatened to reveal their evil schemes to the authorities.
"Well, apparently that wasn't such a good idea." he thought.
Also, for some strange reason, their pet platypus was actually a secret agent, who spent his life stopping Dr. Doofenshmirtz from succeeding in his evil plans.
"Wait, their platypus is a secret agent? What were the chances of that?" he muttered.
However, as of late, his boss Major Monogram had sent him to stop Phineas and Ferb from blowing up the Tri-State Area...apparently Dr. Doofenshmirtz wasn't nearly such a threat and that the OWCA were now sending a snail to deal with him.
"A snail? Just how incompetent is this Dr. Doofenshmirtz fellow anyway?" questioned Chef.
"What are you reading?" asked Blaineley.
Chef looked startled.
"Oh, I didn't see you there." answered the cook.
"I'm getting ready for the next challenge...and I want you to dress up as a zombie." explained the hostess.
"A zombie? What for?" asked Hatchet.
"We're doing a Plants vs. Zombie challenge." explained Blaineley.
"A Plants vs. Zombies challenge?" inquired Chef.
"Hey, you don't question the challenges I come up with and I won't question if you ever graduated from culinary school." answered the mean hostess.
Chef sweatdropped.
"So, why are you reading the newspaper so much anyway? Is something crazy happening?" questioned Blaineley.
"Well, you see, two kids named Phineas and Ferb are wreaking havoc all across Canada...I'm starting to wonder if they're going to cause a zombie apocalypse like that Popcap game you're using for a challenge." answered Hatchet.
"What? Let me see that!" demanded the hostess of Total Drama.
Curious, Blaineley decided to read the newspaper to see if what Chef had told her was actually true. Much to her surprise, what Chef had told her was actually happening.
"They made their own sister's head explode by making her listen to the Gummy Bear song? OK, even I have to admit that's cruel." she noted.
Chef raised an eyebrow.
"Well, if you excuse me, I'm going to go dress up as a sunflower." Blaineley stated.
Chef Hatchet simply rolled his eyes. What would it be like to dress up as a zombie?
Confessional: Poor Candace. Then again she was kind of annoying...although not as annoying as Irving, of course.
Chef Hatchet: Sheesh...I knew Phineas and Ferb were bad...but I didn't think they would commit sororicide...then again their incredible evil never ceases to astound me.
Blaineley: Who would have thought that two boys could be so bad? They're even worse than Duncan...and of course me. But unlike them, everybody loves me!
Phineas: Yes, we killed our own sister! And it was absolutely hilarious!
Ferb: Killing people is fun. Lots of fun. Lots and lots of fun.
Perry the Platypus: *he is growling*
Cameron: Funny, I could have sworn I just saw two young boys and a platypus enter the confessional...but when I rubbed my glasses they disappeared! Maybe I was just seeing things.
A few minutes later...
"I wonder what challenge it's going to be this time?" questioned Lindsay.
"I sure hope it doesn't involve any more chickens..." answered Tyler.
"Whatever challenge it is, Izzy's ready for it!" exclaimed Izzy.
"I sure hope so." replied Heather.
"Maybe it's going to be eating Chef's cooking?" questioned Brick.
"That would probably be a challenge Blaineley would put us through." noted Dawn.
Lightning and B gulped.
"Hey campers! It's time for your next challenge!" exclaimed Blaineley.
The campers left the mess hall and went to find the hostess.
"Where on the island could she possibly be?" wondered B.
Unsurprisingly, she was standing outside...and for some strange reason, she was dressed up as a sunflower. Also, Chef was dressed up as a zombie. The campers immediately became curious.
"What kind of challenge is this supposed to be?" inquired Cody.
"Oh, just a popular game that you can get on an Ipad." explained Blaineley.
"Oh! I know this game! It's Plants vs. Zombies!" exclaimed Izzy.
"Plants vs. Zombies eh? I've never heard of it eh." answered Ezekiel.
"That's because you've lived underneath a rock your whole l-I mean at a farm. Of course, considering you probably grow plants there, it's rather ironic..." retorted the hostess.
"So what are we supposed to do?" asked Sierra.
"Oh, it's simple really. Team Blaineley Is Really Really Really Really Hot are going to be plants. Their job is to prevent the zombies from entering that house over there and eating the owner's brains..." explained Blaineley.
"Eating their brains?" questioned Zoey.
"All of a sudden I feel squeamish." agreed Mike.
"As for Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself...since you guys are so ugly, you're going to be playing as the zombies...your job, of course, is to break into the house and well, eat some brains." continued the hostess.
"Now this is my type of challenge." thought Duncan.
"So to make a long story short, get ready to soil your plants! Now then I'm going to give you some gear so that you can play as a certain type of plant or zombie...don't ask me where I got it from because it doesn't matter!" she exclaimed.
"Whatever you say. Just take it easy, will you?" answered Cameron.
Confessional: Ready, set, plant!
Cameron: *he is a Magnetshroom* I don't get it...what is this plant supposed to do? Pick up loose change or something?
Dakota: *she is a sunflower* Am I supposed to make sunlight or something? I don't understand...
Lightning: *he is a quarterback zombie* Lightning can be a zombie and a quarterback? Who knew?
Mike: *he is a Wall-Nut* Something tells me I'm just here so that I can provide defense...*he sighs*
Ezekiel: *he is a Balloon Zombie* Why would a zombie ever use a balloon anyway eh? Personally I wish I could be one of the plants. Ah well.
So, will Team Blaineley Is Really Really Really Really Hot manage to save the brains of a random gardener? Or will Team Bridgette Is As Ugly As Chef Himself going to gorge themselves?
Of course, another camper is going to be voted off...but you probably don't want me to tell you which one...so you'll find out in the next chapter!