"BRUSA LI'S WISDOM"
"Brusa-sennin! Brusa-sennin!" Kada yelled cheerfully as he ran towards the sage. He slid in front of him before kneeling down before him. "The techniques you have taught me, and your guiding wisdom, have been a huge boon to me! Please, teach me more of your wisdom!"
"If you look to the stars, you will see the butt of cats as they rain down from the Heavens," Brusa Li spoke.
"...I'm sorry, what?" Kada was confused.
"If you look through a hole in the wall, you will see your future bride, or you may see an early grave."
"...Uh-huh," Kada nodded.
"Fighting is foolish, food-fighting is wasteful, but an eating contest is even more wasteful as you waste the food by expelling it from your mouth. Still, it is very fun to watch."
There was a pause from Kada before he spoke again.
"...Brusa-sennin, have you been inhaling the herbs again?"
"Where am I? Who are you? Where's my soup?" Brusa Li asked in confusion.
Kada facepalmed and sighed.
Remember kids, only dopes takes dope!
Don't do drugs! EVER!
This has been an Anti-Drug Message from yours truly.
*Now this omake was inspired by Emgo's Transformers Review Skits, specifically the ones with 'Titans Return Alpha Trion'.