Turkmenistan,
About the whole boob thing... as your big brother, I need to make sure you get the nutrition that you need; I'm not disappointed in your 'size.' But I'm serious about the milk; Britain was telling me about it the other day. If you don't get enough calcium (which is scarce in the typical Asian diet), it can negatively impact your health.
As to the Catholics... gotta watch out for them, you know, but at least England a Protestant.
Since when were you and Iggy friends, anyway? Also, Fakhad seems to be under the impression that GREECE will be coming to our Christmas party- something about spreading Christmas joy or something, he said.
*mutters* someone's gotta knock some sense into that man...
Do you think I should wear a festive mask to the party, or not so much? *doesn't want to look like he's trying too hard in front of Greece*
Love,
Big Brother... is watching. (hahaha, '1984' reference for the win)
(P.S. How do you know so much about Christmas; you been hanging out with Britain that much?)
Dear Big Brother,
Please don't be so formal. Call me Khally you know how it bothers me whenever you do that. Enough about my boobs by the way. Catholics aren't that bad by the way, but you're right you gotta be wary sometimes. Me and Iggy became friends only recently but we've been hanging out a bunch and since it was coming up he told me a lot about Christmas. He's really a nice guy you know…
Fakhad is always coming up with those weird things like inviting Greece. He is Christian you know so it might be good to have a resident Christian to precede over the event. And yes I think that you should wear a festive mask. It would be really cool! I'm wearing something festive that Kazakh gave me.
Love,
Khally Berdiev
Turkmenistan