Disclaimers:takes in deep breath: I do not own inuyasha. GOD HAS A FRICKEN WEIRD SENSE OF HUMOR, DOESN'T HE? I MEAN, WHY DID HE GIVE THEM TO THAT JAPANESE DUDE? HOW COME HE COULDN'T HAVE GIVEN HIM TO ME, OR—

:buzz:

(Sabrina hits the ground, twitching slightly. Dude comes out of the corner, shaking his head.)

Dude: now what have we learned?

Sabrina: THAT YOU'RE AN ANNOYING ASSWHOLE WHO SHOULD DIE FROM---

:buzz:

Dude: care to try that again?

Sabrina: STUPID ARROGANT SON OF A FUCKING-----

:buzz:

Dude: well? I'm listening?

Sabrina: (sighs) it is impolite to yell at innocent bystanders, for no reason what so ever, THOUGH THEY DESERVE IT FOR PISSING ME OFF! I MEAN, DO THEY HAVE TO LOOK AT ME FUNNY? STUPID, BACK STABBING SON OF A ---

Dude: we've got a long way ahead of us. UNTIL THEN, enjoy the chapter.

Bryan stopped in the middle of her ranting about how gross, wrong, stupid, and wrong Naraku was, sniffing.

"What….."

She sniffed her armpits, satisfied when the stench wasn't coming from there, then she sniffed her cousin's armpits, which resulted with a fist to the face, before finally sniffing her hand.

"oh no…." she moaned. Kagome blinked. "what?"

She ignored her cousin, rubbing her hand in the dirt before sniffing it again, only to gag. "NO!"

"WHAT?"

Kagome watched her cousin rub her hand with her shirt until it turned red before beginning to run around in circles.

"His scent is on my hand, man. HIS SCENT IS ON MY HAND! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! IT IT OOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF!"

She plopped down on the ground and began crying.

"it's……on meeeeeeeeeeeeee! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'VE BEEN BABBOON-NIFIED! I'LL NEVER BE HUMAN AGAIN! I'M DOOOOOOMMMMED!"

Kagome rolled her eyes. "BAKA! You aren't human anyways!"

Bryan looked at her cousin with wide eyes. "you STILL can't speak Bryan-nese, can ya? IT MEANS HE'S COURTING ME!"

The no name bit her lip, trying not to join her panicking cousin.

"hey Bryan….it's 11:40 now."

She stopped trying to bite her hand off, looking up at Kagome. "so?"

"well….you said we just had to stall for six hours, right? So what's the first step in stalling?"

"THAT'S RIGHT! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT STUFF, DO YA? Well….here's what we do…."

Bryan began sweating as the walls started moving.

"help! I can't breath! The walls are closing in on me! all hope is lost! It's getting darker … can't …. breath….."

She collapsed to the floor, opening up an eye after a few seconds.

"so what do you think? Is it believable?" the guard blinked at her before walking away, shaking his head.

"WAIT! DON'T LEAVE ME!"

Kagome looked up from the floor before marking another line. In the dirt, was a table that read:

ATTEMPS THAT SUCCEDDED: 0 ATTEMPTS THAT FAILED: 6,579

Her cousin looked over her shoulder before grinning. "better take that one away from the failed list."

"what are you—"

Her cousin dangled the keys in front of her. "the guard dropped these."

She shook her head, frowning. "you're gonna get caught—AGAIN."

"so?" Bryan stuck her tongue out at her before unlocking the door. "you coming or what?"

"pass, I still hurt from that last time he caught us."

Bryan walked out of the dungeon, up the stairs, opened up the HUGE door before peeping around the corner. After wondering around for a while, she found herself in a nice room with monkeys suits all over it.

"cool…..wonder if they have any in my size…."

Slipping on one, she blinked as the top fell over her eyes, like Naraku's.

"COOL!"

The door opened up, and a little girl walked in.

"Master, one of the princesses have escaped."

She watched the scene of her escape play out on the mirror. So THAT'S how he always knew….

"hey….wait a minute….THAT'S CHEATING!"

For the first time in her entire life, she showed emotion. Her eyes got wide and her face more pale.

"I-I'M TELLING!"

"NOT IF I TELL ON YOU FIRST!"

She chased after the white haired demon, rounding the corner, and….BAM!

"oh….my poor poor head. You just can't get a break, can you?"

Looking up, she came face to face with another Baboon skin.

Naraku watched as Bryan started yelling at Kanna.

"WAIT A MINUTE—YOU USED REVERSE PSYCOSAFREE! THAT IS SOOOOO CHEATING!"

She winced as Naraku flipped the head of his suit back, showing his eerie red eyes.

"uh……….."

Kagome watched as Bryan went sailing through the air again and into the wall, groaning.

"we gotta stop meeting like this, wall-ard." She slip on to the floor, snickering.

"aw, don't get jealous Floor-rina, we'll always have that special something!"

Her cousin rolled her eyes. "you are the only person I've ever met who can find amusement in their own pain."

"thank you. I take pride in that."

Bryan shot up, glaring at Kanna, who had a small smirk on her face.

"yeah, you think you've won, don't ya! BUT YOU HAVEN'T! I WILL HAVE THE LAST SAY! IF MY NAME ISN'T MINE! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kagome groaned before marking another tally on the failed attempts list. This was going to be a LONG six hours…..

and hour one has passed by. let me know if you have anything you'd like to see bryan and kagome do to naraku. i thought this was funny, but maybe you dudes didn't. :shrugs: watever. later!