Your name is John Egbert, and last night was the best night you've had in a while.

Once the fireworks died down, everyone smiled at the fact that it was amazing, and groaned that it was over. People were sat in respective groups, even pairs, eyeing each other once in a while. I just know they will be together soon, just by that.
Of course, Dave and I did the same. It's not like we wouldn't just give up that opportunity! The sudden bright lights in the darkness would illuminate his glasses, letting me see his eyes every once in a while. It's not like I haven't seen them, but every time I catch that rare glimpse, it hits me every time. I would smile at him, and he would grin back, completely unlike his cool façade. It may be too late to say that I loved him a lot, since every one already knows that, but damn, I want to yell it off of a rooftop or something.

All the trolls just stood up on the big hill we were all sitting on and stared at us. I was completely unaware of it, and continued to stare at Dave as he did the same to me. "Strider, you either kiss the damn boy or pay attention to us." My eyes unlocked with his, and I blushed a bit at all the stares we had.
"Damn Vantas, you ruined it." We both got up and Dave dusted his shirt off. "Okay, you have our striving attention, better make it worth it." I could hear Karkat snarl at Dave's choices of words.
"Davvveee! Stop being such a rude butt!" Nepeta tried to act mad by pouting her lips and crossing her arms, but it seriously looked kind of adorable. He looked at me and smirked a bit, I'm assuming he thought the same thing. "Okay, okay, sorry. Now what is it you want and why did you need it at the worst time?" He tried to make it sound less… Dave, but what are the chances of that happening?

Vriska stepped up, literally, actually. She stood on a giant rock and made it to where she was at least five feet above us. "Everybody shut up and let me talk!" She waved her arms out, and as if that was one of her powers, everyone stopped rambling aimlessly at one another and looked at her. "Great. Now, Strider, John, to make it as clear as possible for your dull human minds, we have nowhere to stay. We recommend that you find us that certain place or you'll start hearing Vantas over here throwing a fit about sleeping in a car trunk."
Wow. I've known her for a while, and I'm even friends with her, but she can't be that big of a bitch all the time, right?
"Why do I have to be in the goddamn trunk?!" An enraged Karkat stormed up to the rock and looked up at the girl. "Because you, peasant-blood, can either be in the trunk by my own hands or on the side of the road like something Leijon over there would scavenge from her cave."
I take that back. She's a bitch.

That certainly shut Karkat up, and he glanced back at Dave and I for any kind of assistance.
"Okay, look, John and I are currently in a hotel. Just get a god damn room there or something." I could tell he didn't want to say it, but where else would they go?
"That sounds like a puuurrrfect idea! Right Equius?" Nepeta glanced up at her- really, really big- moirail. "It sounds exquisite." His voice did not fit those words at all, and it gave Dave and I both a weird reaction.
"Okay, so we stay with you guys. Just tell us your damn room number and we'll catch up or something." Karkat walked over closer to us to get away from the rambling others, but Dave all of a sudden started waving his hands out. "Whoa whoa whoa, guys. You can't be in the same room as us."
"Why the fuck not?" Others were crowding around Karkat, making him the middle of a big half circle.

"Okay, let me lay this down for you in the most blatant way possible." He smirked a bit and put his arm around my shoulder. "See this boy? Yes, this very boy is in the same room as me. Wow, shocker right? But hold on, it gets better. We are in love, or, as you trolls love to call it, we are matesprites." He looked at me again, "Right John?" I nodded. I could still see that everyone was still a bit confused. For being presumably horny teenagers, you would think they would catch onto what he was saying by now…
"So, seeing as you're still not getting my point… Sorry to embarrass you, John, in advance. In a personal instance, whenever we are in a room together, or, whenever the fuck we just as easily open the door to that damn hotel room, we are on each other in an instant. And I don't really think your puny little troll minds need to witness John on his back, legs up on my shoulders, my c-"

I slightly elbowed him in the ribs before he could say anything else. I glanced back at Karkat and the rest of the trolls with a nervous smile and red face, and wow, their expressions were priceless.
"Uh, hehe, thanks Dave… for telling them all of that, but I think they get the message by now." I hesitantly turned my head back to Dave, who was clutching his side with one hand and still holding me with the other. "Yeah, well, they didn't get the point in time, so I figured they should know why it'd be bad if they were in the same room…"
"Yeah, we certainly got the goddamn point, Strider. But we really didn't need to hear the, uh, details." The flustered troll was now completely red, and I couldn't tell if he was either turned on or disgusted. Probably both.

"Well hey, if you want the details, I can give you the details in the way most fangirls write fanfictions, hold up." He cleared his throat. "I moved my hands down his body slowly, until I reached his waistline. He moaned more, and I knew I had to keep going. I pulled down his pants and boxers slightly, only to where a bit of his ass was showing. I moved it farther down, finally showing his own member-"

"SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP HIM." Karkat shoved his fingers in his ears and kneeled down as Dave kept talking.
"Nah, nah, bro, let's keep this going." Gamzee laughed and got closer to listen, and so did Nepeta. "Eridan did you write a glubbing fanfiction about Dave and John already?" Feferi turned to him with her hands on her sides. He shook his head, "No! Not this time, I swear!"
Not, this time?

I focused back on Dave, and he was still going on. Why did I not stop this earlier?!
"I love you, my Knight of Time."
"I love you too, my Heir of Breath."
I remember that night. Wait- did he actually just say that entire scene without me listening?! God dammit! I turned back to him and quickly shut him up by locking my lips with his. Everyone either quickly squealed- probably Nepeta- or groaned –probably Karkat.
I pushed off and he smiled at me dimly, "About time. I was gonna have to go to the Olive Garden scene." I rolled my eyes at him and smiled, still blushing violently. Dave got off of me and looked back at the trolls.
"Yeah, we're going to need that room to ourselves tonight." Dave finally smirked, not blushing a single bit.

Your name is John Egbert, and your boyfriend is way too comfortable with telling other people this now.
You suppose it's kind of okay.

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