Heya true believing reader! This is Fan of Fanfics21 with the long awaited chapter of Yin-Yang God! Sad to say that this fic is still on Hiatus for a while until I finish up a few other fics due to timeline issues and new ideas causing a fatal writer's block (damn bastard won't break with even a ton of dynamite!) for this fic. But I will do Return of the Capturing God II in December, at the end of this fic, a vote pole for conquests candidates in Season Two will be announced. Without further ado, let's begin this fic!
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Keima was in a good mood for a good reason. Due to having to capturing a real girl within the weeks on end, Keima was losing on game time as today, nothing was happening. No girls with loose souls, any annoying devils, and Naruto had been strangely quiet for some reason. Part of him didn't care, but at the same time, did care for Naruto. Fighting yourself is a strange experience Keima wished would never happen to him, the 'real' Keima against the 'ideal' Keima is a bad one. But at the same time, he wanted to know what Naruto Uzumaki really is, because that was himself in a different time and from the looks of it, had changed history for the better if Naruto's expression as he lost to his younger self told him anything.
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Oh well, back to gaming!
"Good morning you two, how've you all been!?" called out one Haqua as she slammed open the door with a cheerful expression. Cue day of damnation for Keima as he knew better than to tempt fate like that. "Don't you both worry, I didn't get lost this time, and I'm back to my original self!" she said with a smile. "…Uh Keima, who in the Nine Hells is that?" Naruto asked suddenly as Keima banged his head on the table. "Elsie's friend we met while you're busy playing your Personality 4: Live Edition." Keima snarked as Naruto went "Oooohhh…"
"-I am the illegitimate child of the father of this household." Haqua told Marie, causing Keima to fall out of his seat and Elsie to trip at the statement. "Oh shit, that's not good." Naruto mused as Marie dashed onto her motorcycle and sped off with a very scary expression on her face. "Looks like dad is the victim once again…" Keima thought as he got up and dusted himself. "You tell me, that old man of yours is the butt monkey of lies set up to piss off mom." Naruto replied as he could already picture the conversation between the parents.
For once, Keima just wanted one day, one day without anyone interfering with his games. Is that all he could ask for? If he wasn't the Capturing God, he would have gone and wept right there and now. For now, all he could do is just get it over with and fast. "…What is it you want Haqua?" Keima asked as he had his face down on the table in depression as she walked up and patted him on the back. "I just need help on writing a report, while it is trivial; there is one tiny problem that requires your help." She replied. "A written report…?" Naruto asked Keima as he filled him in. "She's an honor student." He told him straight out as Naruto nodded his head within Keima's mind. "I see, well, since you want to get back to your games that badly, hurry and help her and be done with it. I'm still recovering from my wounds Storm inflicted upon me." He told him as he cut the connection off.
Keima sighed as he raised his head, only to see a strange pyramid-like object. "You see, I need your help by recalling everything you can remember from that day in order for me to finish my report. I've created this special replica in order to replay all of the details. With this microphone, we'll be able to accurately recall the details. Watch," Haqua explained to Keima and Elsie as she began her order. "Dolls, move to your 11:50 positions!" Haqua ordered as every doll minus the mini Keima, Elsie, and Haqua moved. "At 12:00 sharp, lunch time has started and a total of 1200 students are currently fighting for food from the buffet." She continued as the dolls did that. "At 12:08, the escaped spirit sneaks into the school and disappears in an uncertain amount of time as District Chief Haqua arrives." With that the mini doll version of Haqua appeared.
"-At 12:09, a massive bonodori was started by all the students of the school." A different voice said as all the student dolls began celebrating a festival. Haqua turned to the source and there, Elsie ran with a cheerful expression. "Wow, it really followed what I said! It's fun!" she yelled as Haqua chased after her friend. "Knock it off! This isn't the time to fool around!" she fumed. Meanwhile, Keima decided to have his own fun as he grabbed the microphone and spoke to it. "Do you guys want to go to New York?" he asked as the dolls went "Ohh". "Hey!" Haqua snapped.
After deflecting a barrage of attacks from Haqua's scythe, did Keima relent as the District Chief calmed down from her childish rampage as he looked at her; "Listen Haqua, I'll help you out if you can answer one question about this spirit hunting. How many in total are left of these escaped spirits?" Keima asked his expression serious as Haqua used her hands to count. "Up to last week, at least 60,000 more are left." Was her reply, hearing it, Keima felt like he had already lost his head; "Naruto, please tell me there's a faster way to remove these spirits from these women!" Keima shouted mentally as he heard a yawn. "There is one way, but I don't have the power to do so. I'll need the Jupiter Sisters at full power to fully help. Oh, and we'll have another guest coming sometime in the future with Intel on what's going on in Hell, make sure to pay attention if you want to go back to your everyday routine." Naruto's reply quickly came as the connection ended. "Jupiter Sisters, who're they? And are they capable of ending this ridiculous game called Life!?" Keima mentally demanded as Naruto didn't reply. Keima tried a few more attempts at trying to communicate with Naruto and failed in a spectacular fashion as he returned to reality and sighed. It was time to help Haqua now that he got his answers.
For Haqua's opinion on Keima, she was impressed by the exact details of his memory as he went down to the timing to the very details of the area; it was amazing of how well he did it. He told her that his skill of memorizing is due to experience. If there was a game he liked playing, he could easily beat it with his handheld facing the other way so he couldn't see the screen. What a strange person. "…And I still find it strange that you were able to capture 5 spirits by using love. That should have been impossible…" she muttered. Keima heard this, and skeptics ran through his mind. He was aware that love was a double-edged sword because love can also hurt, which theoretically means the gap in the heart will grow stronger and the spirit's influence on its host will as well. But Keima knew better, due to him playing galges all his life, he's become very aware of the target's archetype and can create the correct routes and answers in order for them to fall for him.
But that came with a price…Naruto had once told him that love is a very powerful thing, one that is so strong, it can probably influence the girls who've had their memories rewritten. Keima had to be cautious not to raise any more affection points with those girls, or else the memories would return and instant «Game Over» via women's fury, plus one fatal level of electrocution via Kanon's stun guns. Now that was one thing he didn't want to see again anytime soon.
"16:21, the escaped spirit is captured." He finished as Haqua smiled. "It's finished! With all of this, the day has been successfully reproduced!" Haqua cheered. But Keima wasn't a fool. "Go back to 15:31," he ordered as there, it depicted Keima clinging onto Haqua. The report said that Keima was frightened and clung to her. "Didn't it feel like it?" Haqua asked as Keima snorted. "How about saying something fell and you bumped into me if you're that embarrassed to lie over something that small in your report?" he asked as Haqua blinked a few times. First off, because it wouldn't look that embarrassing, and secondly, it wouldn't ruin both of their pride. Why did she not think of that? Revising to Keima's suggestion, she felt satisfied, because now it wasn't all that bad.
"She's a minor Tsundere." Naruto spoke up to Keima in his mind. "Now you decide to speak up, and now that I think of it, she is kinda like one. Prideful like one, but has her kind side as well. Let's hope she doesn't evolve into a Yandere girl." Keima mentally replied as Haqua sneezed all of the sudden. "Here's the tea!" Elsie called out as she brought out the tray with cups and tea kettle in hand as she slipped. The end result was the flying tea kettle crashing into the replica of the school as the clay dolls climbed out screaming and running for their lives. "Get them!" Haqua shouted.
"I'm sorry Haqua!" Elsie shouted.
"Damn it Elsie, can't you stop being a klutz even among your own friends?!" Keima swore as Naruto laughed it off.
"W-What is that doll version of you doing to that doll version of me!?" Haqua shouted with a red face as she slapped Keima.
*Sometime Later*
"I'm sorry for all of the trouble, but I was able to at least write a good report on the capture." Haqua told the two as Elsie bowed her head in apologies. "I'm sorry Haqua, if we find the other clay dolls; we'll mail them to you." She said as Haqua smiled. "It's alright; we were all fooling around today. And also, you've helped me out." She replied as Haqua continued. "Elsie, the way you've captured spirits is good. I can tell, one day, you're going to become just as good as your sister. You aren't the dropout that you were before." Haqua told her as Elsie smiled at that. "Thanks Haqua, that means a lot coming from you." She said.
"And for my thanks Keima, you can just shake my hand." She said as she held her hand out. "The one giving out the handshake should be me." He grumbled as he shook the hand anyway.
Naruto watched from Keima's mind at the little show as he nursed his wounds while he frowned. "History has changed once again. The upcoming days in my life of the past are now being rewritten to fix the contraction caused by the battle yesterday. Storm, you better be careful with who you kill in this new timeline your making." Naruto thought as he felt the temporal distortion grow around him as he suffered a migraine as new memories filled themselves. What he saw horrified him, "No…Sakura and Hinata are…" Naruto muttered as he saw what his younger self did.
He saw Sakura die in flames…
He saw himself kill Hinata with his own sword…
On a pier faraway from town, Marie Katsuragi had her glasses off, her hair down, as she called someone. "HOW MANY ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE OVERSEAS YOU BASTARD!?" she demanded to her husband.
And that's it people! This isn't the best of my writing potential so far since I'm not feeling it, but at least it's decent enough for my standards. Well anyways, onto the trailer for Return of the Capturing God Season 2!
In a Gameindustri
hyper, Hyperdimension…
Three-Way Crossover
Neptune Arc
This is Gameindustri. Beings called Goddesses (CPUs) rule the countries of this unreal world.
Due to a great calamity of piracy and wars, the world was dying as the inevitable end to the world of games was imminent. Using the last of their strength, the Goddesses reversed time and summoned four «Players» to save Gameindustri from this unknown evil.
Heeding this call, Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Elsie have entered Gameindustri in order to stop the great evil and save Gameindustri from collapsing, while at the same time saving their world from suffering an inevitable fate of no longer having a Capturing God.
What future waits for Gameindustri with the Second Capturing God, Assassin with a Mouth, The Troublesome Sloth, and Clumsy Devil…?
This isn't crossing over with Hyperdimension Neptunia
This isn't crossing over with mk2
Nope, not even Victory
Nor Idol PP
Heck, not even the Animation
It's a crossing with all of them!
Featuring the popular characters of Hyperdimension Neptunia cast in a whole new adventure! As Naruto and his friends make themselves acquaintances with the Goddesses and friends, a new problem occurs!
"Kami-nii-sama, there are loose souls in them!" Elsie exclaimed.
"Sasuke, we have a problem." Naruto spoke up.
"Let's blow the crap out of them!" Sasuke grinned as he aimed his two guns at the monsters. "Bang, bang, bang!"
Naruto typed rapidly on the holographic keyboards and gritted his teeth. "Damn it, if these souls corrupt the selected Goddesses and Makers, the Gameindustri will collapse for good and then no more Capturing God! Guys, we need to capture their hearts, Uzumaki Style!" he spoke on speaker as he slammed his fist onto the activation button.
Hapifuru x mugendai
Kyua pyua dimenshon torippaa!
Jigen no tobira, kettobashi oide yo
Kira kira no sekai he
Kizuna 100bai no saikyou PAATII "kimi mo nakama da"
ROTCG II: The Neptunia Arc
2013.12.13
On Air Start!
"Better stay tuned for the next official ROTCG Chapter!" Naruto and Neptune said pointing at you.
List of possible captures: Required number of the top 8
Neptune
Noire
Vert
Blanc
Nepgear
Uni
Rom
Ram
IF
Compa
NISA
Cave
5pb
Falcom
Mages
Plutia/Pururut
MarverlousAQL
Cyberconnect2
Tekken
Histoire
Rei Ryghts
Those are the possible candidates for conquests; vote now and depending on whose number one, will be involved in the rest of Return of the Capturing God. As a bonus, if it's one of the Goddesses of Gameindustri, then I'll do another vote pole of the choice of having Naruto marry one of the Goddess (or their little sisters) and do scenes inspired by "If a Goddess was your Wife CD" during the series. So remember VOTE PEOPLE. CIASSOU!