A/N: So there is an update today, and this time I parodized "Ding Dong Merrily on High" and kinda ranted about the fact that nobody really cares if there are affairs anymore. I mean, compare Leafpool's treatment to Mapleshade's. Tho CrowxLeaf still is my Warriors OTP, don't hate on me cuz I like it,okay? I know the ship has it's enemies and/or people ship simply Mothpool, which I am okay with people shipping, I just don't quite get. Why you should ship it - only because Leafpool calls Mothwing "beautiful" quite a few times?! I mean, other chracters have done so too (Squirrelflight for example), and nobody starts shipping them with her. I just see them as good friends.
Disclaimer: Nobody should get offended, I shouldn't get offended and the Erins and copy-right-fussy people shouldn't get offended.
Dating all around the clans,
Nobody gives a shit,
Dating psychopaths,
Is always tot'ly okay!
Glooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooria! (let's just keep those)
Not even StarClan cares!
Gloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooria!
Not even StarClan cares!
I mean just look at Tigerstar,
That dude was truly evil,
Still he had two mates,
And spawned two clones!Gloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooria!
Not even StarClan cared!
Gloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooria!
Not even StarClan cared!
Remember Grey and Silverstream,
They caused lots of drama,
Then there's CrowxLeaf,
She just ends up a warrior
Gloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooria!
Back then all the Clans cared!
Gloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooria!
Now nobody cares!
Gloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooria!
Now nobody cares!
Gloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooria!
Back then all Clans cared!
(Now)
not even StarClan cares
I have no clue why the lines actually seem to fit. Help me see why! Also, I got a really hard and heavy ball against my head today and am totally fine. Amd my glasses jumped off my head and escaped unscathed. My life is strange.
And guys, please suggest some stuff or give me lines! It's really hard to do this whwn you're trying to escape doing "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus" and "Santa Baby"...