Yay a prompt!

"Can you do a jealous Bill?" "I want to see Bill getting super jealous!" "PLEEEAAASSEEE Do a Jealous!Bill" "You should write something where Bill gets jealous when someone flirts with Dipper!"

Okay Okay! I'm doing it! But you guys should know by now my stories always have a twist! So here's a Jealous!Bill (Also Human!Bill) drabble!

The bus creaked to a stop in front of Gravity Falls High School and all of the students quickly escaped the supernova-like heat. Being late August, it was about 10000 degrees to hot and the air conditioner on the bus was essentially taking up space. I
put my arm around the short, nerdy brunette beside me as soon as there was enough room to do so. I was lucky enough to have my arm around possibly the most amazing person ever.

Dipper. The one and only wonderful, stupid, annoying, oblivious Dipper Pines who somehow through his awkward flirtation and frustrating determination managed to attract the attention of school bad-boy, me; William Cipher (Or Bill as I liked to be called).

"You said you wanted me to meet someone right?" I asked, looking around for someone I didn't know. "Yeah." Dipper answered distractedly, also trying to see over peoples heads. He stopped and stood up on the tips of his toes. Cute. I thought with
a small smirk.

"Dipper! Dip! Over here!" We both looked over towards the edge of the side walk to see a young woman with dark brown hair and who looked about our age waving our way. Dipper pulled out from underneath my arm and ran up to hug the girl. "You're finally
here!" Dipper said picking her up. I frowned slightly at how familiar they were with each other and walked over to join the pair.

When I came even with them they were already deep in conversation. "Gonna introduce me to your pal, Dip?" The girl asked with a smile. Pal?! I thought trying to look as if she hadn't just annoyed me. "Oh!" Dipper slapped his forehead then turned
to me. "This i-." "Hey Dipper!" Shouted our friend Pacifica as she headed into the building. "Hey Pacifica." Dipper called over his shoulder, seemingly forgetting what he was just telling me.

"Pacifica still goes here?!" The girl said excitedly turning to wave after the blonde. "Yeah!" Dipper replied with a fond look at the other. They then devolved into conversation that I wasn't especially listening to. I was looking between their faces
with a blank look. But in my head, I was trying to figure out who this girl was and why they were so close. I felt my blood boil when she hugged him again.

I huffed loudly, claiming back the attention of the two brunettes standing in front of me. "You okay, Bill?" Asked Dipper with a raised eyebrow.

"No." I stated flatly and rolled my eyes towards the second figure. The girl with long brown hair who had decided to (quite foolishly in my opinion) place her head on Dipper's shoulder. My Dipper's shoulder! I thought angrily.

Dipper made no move to push the girl off as she whispered something in his ear, making Dipper chuckle and adjust my way-too-big-but-Dipper-steals-it-anyways jacket. "What's up then?" Dipper asked with a smile.

I grumbled something he couldn't hear. "What was that?" He asked. "I'm thirsty." I said loud enough to be heard, then shoved my hands into my pockets and trudged up to a vending machine nearby. I grumpily slammed the buttons in. I wasn't really thirsty,
I was just angry. I didn't know who that girl was or why she was being all handsy with my Dipper!

I pulled the can of Dr. Pepper from the slot and shoved the change into my pocket. I spun on my heel and felt anger boil up inside of me. The girl said something that was apparently funny enough that Dipper was holding his sides smiling like a fool. He
looked positively overjoyed. The girl looked very pleased with herself and hugged onto Dippers arm.

I resisted the urge to go up and sock whoever the girl was in the jaw with a great deal of willpower. I began to walk back over to the pair trying (and majorly failing) to be cool about it. As I reached the two I heard the girl say "I've missed you so
much Dippy!" And then she hugged him around his neck once more. DIPPY?! That was it. I knew what I was about to do wasn't smart. But by God I was going to do it anyways.

I took a step closer and the girl took a step away and look like she was going to say something. Before she could, in one fluid motion I took my soda, shook it quickly, and sprayed it right onto the girl who shrieked loudly and ran off to the side of
the building.

"What the hell Bill!" Dipper said angrily half turning to go after the girl. I merely shrugged and put my hands into my pockets. But inside, I smiled to myself just a little. "She shouldn't have been flirting with you in front of me." I stated bluntly.

Dipper's mouth must have hit the concrete as he face palmed so hard I thought he's have a bruise. He punched me hard in the arm. "BILL YOU MORON!" He yelled, continuing to hit my arm. "That was my twin sister Mabel I was telling you about!"

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Wooooooowww. Okay so I thought I was being super cheeky with this so I hope you like it!

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