A/N: We're back with the April Fools, dear peeps. I missed writing this and I don't know if the following is really my best work. Give it a chance though.
Tori was still staring at the phone her boyfriend had just thrown away. She was shocked to say the least. Robbie had just announced to Jade that she and him were a couple. She must've pissed him off really bad in order for that to happen. She was about to go after him, when she suddenly heard: " Vega? Vega, are you there?" She slowly picked up the phone and sighed, before saying: " Yeah Jade, I'm right here." " What're you doing at Robbie's? You don't mean to tell me that what he just stated was actually true?" Tori felt herself becoming pissed at Jade for thinking so little of her boyfriend. " As the matter of fact, it is true Jade. We're a couple, a very happy couple at that. I love him and he loves me.", Tori stated firmly. " Wow Vega, don't get your panties in a notch." " Well Jade, you kind of provoked me, if I may say so." " How'd I do that?" " Oh please, like you don't know. You seem to think that Robbie's not good enough for a girl like me." Jade chuckled at that statement. " Jesus, don't flatter yourself Vega. I was merely surprised, cause yesterday I heard Cat say you were out with Brad Jenkins and since he's very hot, I thought you would've certainly formed an item with him by now."
Tori got a lump in her throat, at the mere mention of her attacker's name and was momentarily trying to hold back tears. When she didn't say anything for a while, Jade said: " Vega, you alright there?" Tori snapped out of her daze and quietly replied: " Yeah, yeah, I'm fine." " You don't sound fine." " Well I am, so just drop it okay?!", Tori yelled, unable to hold her emotions under control any longer. " Alright, alright, I will. Calm the hell down. I don't know what happened between you and Brad, but it apparently must've been a very shitty date." " Will you please stop using his name?", Tori pleaded, nearly in tears again. She was surprised she still had some left, since she'd cried like a dozen times yesterday. " Okay, okay, I'm sorry." Tori cleared her throat, inwardly told herself to man up and brought out: " It's nothing, just forget about it. Now for something else: what did you want with Robbie?" " Well, I just called him to set up a date." " A date? What kind of a date?", Tori asked suspiciously. Secretly, she actually was quite the jealous type. " God Vega, a study date. I wouldn't want any other type of date with the curly puppet-Jew, trust me. We just have to work in team for this moronic assignment Sikowitz gave us. You're with Sinjin by the way." Tori's eyes went very wide, as she exclaimed: " Sinjin?! No, please tell me you're kidding." " Wish I was. Not even you deserve to cooperate with… well… THAT. No matter what kind of a lame-o you are" " Gee, thanks for your compassion, West." " My pleasure. So you think you can get Shapiro back on the line for me now? I hate to say this, but I kinda need to talk to him very urgently." " I'll see what I can do, but I'm afraid he's still pretty pissed off." " Well just try, I haven't got all day you know." " Alright, hold on."
Tori quickly got up and went to look for her boyfriend. She went back upstairs and found him sitting at the kitchen table, with his arms crossed. She got the strong impression that he hadn't cooled down yet and reluctantly tiptoed over to his side. " Baby, Jade really wants to talk to you." " Well, I don't wanna talk to her. She's pure evil." Tori pulled up the chair next to him and put a hand on his shoulder. " Hey, I know she's mean, but it's important that you speak to her. You know it's about the assignment, right?" " Yeah, so?" " Robbie, do you wanna get a bad grade because of pure stubbornness?" He didn't say anything for a while, then sighed in frustration. " Fine, I'll talk to her. But I want her to freaking apologize to you and to me." " Well, I couldn't agree with that more, so let's go and force her to say her sorry. I bet it will be fun." Tori smiled and Robbie smiled back. " Okay, let's get this over with."
They went back to the cellar, where Robbie picked up his phone again. "Jade, are you still there? "Right here, Shapiro. You know, I really deserve a medal for staying around so long." " Yeah, yeah whatever. Before you say anything else, I want an apology, for insulting me and Tori." Jade chortled. " Seriously?" " Just do it Jade, you'll feel better." " I highly doubt that, but fine: I'm sorry for insulting you and Vega. Be sure to write this apology down, cause it'll be a once in a lifetime experience. I'm just in a good mood." Tori nudged her boyfriend and whispered: " It's true, she already apologized to me earlier." " Wow.", Robbie exclaimed. " Why the wow, Shapiro? Are you that exited to be talking to me?" Robbie sighed. " I wasn't talking to you. You do realize that the earth doesn't revolve around you, don't you?" " Ooh getting cocky, Shaps? Gotta tell ya, a statement like that has zero effect coming from you. Robbie sighed once more, before saying. " Just say what you intended to say to me, Jade and don't ever call me Shaps again." " Well, I'm not gonna explain everything over the phone. You have to see this shit to believe it." " What? What're you talking about? What shit?" " Just come to my place at three, you'll see, bye Shaps." " Hey wait, I don't even know where you... live.", Robbie said, uttering the last word in vain, as Jade was already gone.
He stared into space for a while, before turning to Tori. " Do you happen to know where the wicked witch lives?" She gave him the address and then Robbie looked at his watch. " Goddamn it, it's ten to three, I have to get ready." Tori pouted. " What am I supposed to do in the meantime?" " Uhm… go back home." Tori rolled her eyes. " Yeah, because being alone with Trina, is tons of funs." " Aren't your parents home?" " Nope, they're both working late on Wednesday, so I'm stuck with my annoying big sister." " Surely it can't be that bad." " Oh, it so totally can be, you don't know what she makes me do." "Oh poor little cutie.", Robbie said, as he lightly pecked her on the cheek." I'm sure she'll cut you some slack, after what happened to you though." " Well, maybe, hopefully, I guess I'll be leaving then." " That's good, at least then I know you won't be alone." Tori smiled. " Aww, you're so sweet when you're looking out for me." " I know.", Robbie murmured on a husky tone, before giving his girlfriend another tender kiss. Just like many times before, the kissing quickly escalated in a heavy make out session, as Robbie pushed Tori down on the couch and started sucking on her pulse point. " Robbie, Robbie … ah… as much as I love this… you have an arrangement with the scariest girl of Hollywood Arts." Her boyfriend groaned in frustration, before reluctantly bringing his actions to an end and getting up. " We'll continue this later." " We most definitely will.", Tori said, while winking at him seductively. Robbie blushed, before throwing his girlfriend a kiss and heading off.
He drove over to Jade's house in record time and hesitantly rang the doorbell. Not a minute later, the door opened and he was greeted by an extremely annoyed Jade West. " You're late, Shaps." Robbie sighed, before looking at his watch again. " Like five minutes and what did I say about calling me Shaps?" She scoffed. " You're on my territory now, I can call you whatever the fuck I want." " Yeah, fine, now for the project?" " Oh yeah, that. Well, first of all, I gotta tell ya that I'm really not looking forward to it." " Like I hadn't figured that out from the look on your face. God Jade, is working together with me really that terrible?" She sighed, before saying. " Don't be a sensitive toddler, Shapiro. Besides, you'll get my reaction, when you hear what we're supposed to do." " Well, then don't keep me waiting any longer. Tell me what the project is all about. I didn't catch any of it, since I skipped school." Jade smirked. " Yeah, that's right you skipped school, along with your little girlfriend. My, my , quite the rebels you and Vega have become. Anyway, about the project… follow me." Robbie got scared again and asked her : " You aren't gonna lead me up to a torture chamber, are you?" " Get a grip you wuss, we're just going to the kitchen, even the devil has to eat from time to time." When they'd arrived at their destination, Jade spoke again. " Shapiro, meet our child: ' Mephisto'.", she said, pointing at a tiny egg, lying in the middle of the kitchen table.
Robbie raised an eyebrow, before looking at Jade strangely. " That's an egg Jade, last time I checked things produced by chickens, didn't qualify as human beings." Jade groaned. " It's an hypothetical child, Shapiro. Sikowitz wants to do a play where there's an actual child involved. Therefore he wants to test all of us in our parenting skills. As fucked-up as it might sound: starting today, you and I have to raise this egg as a mommy and daddy for the next two months." " I…I think this is a little too weird for my liking.", Robbie said, not really psyched about the prospect of practically playing Jade's husband " Well, I don't care! You will take your responsibility and raise this egg with me! I can't risk getting a bad grade because of you!" Robbie was overcome with fear, as he stuttered: " Okay, I'll st… st… stay. I'll do anything you want, if you just stop yelling." The Goth girl chuckled. " I don't know what the hell Vega sees in a wimp like you, but it's nice that you're so obedient all of a sudden." Robbie glared at her and there was a pause in the conversation, before he asked: " But how the hell does it work?" " What?", Jade snapped. " Raising an egg. I mean, it's not like it can cry or anything." " Oh, it can cry alright.", Jade said, getting closer to the egg. " See this?", she said, pointing to a tiny black device attached to it. " Yeah?" " This is exactly how Sikowitz can make the egg cry. By pressing on one of the little buttons on the monitor in his psycho headquarters, he's able to produce sounds. What's more: if it so much as cracks a little bit, a huge alert goes off in captain nutcase's house and we'll flunk immediately. And, oh yeah: there's also a tiny camera on the egg." " Wow, he really has absolutely no life, watching over us day and night." " Tell me about it. I think he enjoys it too, watching us from his little hiding place, the freak. Now get out of here and come back in two hours, when we'll start this thing." " Happy to.", Robbie said, before quickly making his way back over to his car.
A/N: So what did you think of the project? Original enough? Let me know. This time: I have a special wish, I'm gonna want at least FIVE reviews, else it's bye bye April Fools. XOXO.