Oh new chapter! I finally got off my fat ass (To all you geniuses out there…don't worry I am not really fat) and wrote it! This is a different thing than I usually do but I like it.

Since these chapters are supposed to be short I'm only doing 3 (And Cause I want to!). I might do more in the last chapter.

3 Really Random Segments of Avatar (Its in random order)

1. "You sent Combustion Man after us!" Sokka yelled brandishing his boomerang accusingly at Zuko.

"Yes and that's not his name." Zuko grumbled.

"Oh sorry to insult your friend." Sokka curled his lip in distaste at the cowardly (or so he thought) man in front of him. He never lowered his boomerang from its position. "But actually, what is his name?" He asked before adding quickly "You know for enemy purposes."

Zuko sighed, "If you really want to know, its Dr. Justus-Alexander Freiherr Spiege…the third."

2. Jet, Zhao, Combustion Man aka Dr. Justus-Alexander Freiherr Spiege the third, and Lord Dolores were playing poker with everyone in the show who had died. As they were in limbo everything was dark and somehow they had a table and cards.

"You know," started Jet slamming down his cards in defeat. "Avatar screwed me over with my death scene. I was hoping to make some dramatic exit something. Like everyone crying and then I say some cheesy farewells. But what do I get, an ending scene where I'm OBVIOUSLY about to die and in a place where I need an Earthbender to get me out. Not exactly a hopeful ending for poor Jet."

Zhao grabbed everyone's cards to reshuffle them, "Sucks to suck. At least you weren't killed by a giant, spirit tentacle! So what if I killed the spirit fish, I didn't want a tentacle going commando on me."

"What about you Combustion Man?" Jet asked. Combustion man looked at Jet for a full minute before igniting him to dust. Almost immediately Jet reappeared with a scowl on his face. "I'm already dead dumbass."

"Excellent form young padiwon." Lord Dolores clapped.

"You aren't even in this show! Or Star Wars!" yelled everyone.

3. (A/N This is an AU Ozia meets Ursa after he becomes Fire Lord) The Fire Nation palace was in construction. Servants were building a giant statue of Fire Lord Ozia. Now when I saw this statue was big, I mean this thing was like a 10 story building. Ozia was shirtless in the statue with his head raised and fire spewing out of his 'hands' and 'mouth'. Ozia thought it looked pretty bad ass. Everything was going good and all the servants had to do before they finish this 2 year project was put the head on the bronze figure. While servants did this project Ozia was mulling over who he should marry.

"So, er, how we going to get this thing on?" One servant asked. The others shrugged there shoulder, as they too had no idea. "We probably should have thought this through at the beginning." The same servant said. The others grunted in agreement. Obnoxiously, a loud beeping noise filled the air. The servant had never heard anything like it. Apparently neither did Ozia as he came out of his palace ready to yell at whoever was making such a noise. Suddenly a huge, yellow monster with one giant big claw came out from behind the statue. Everyone began screaming in fear, as they had never seen anything like it before.

The monster had a women's bronze head in its claw and it placed it upon the statue. It looked very misshapen with the Ozia's statues body. A figure leaped upon the statue's shoulder and declared, "I am the supreme ruler of everything." Then she promptly jumped off the shoulder and the monster destroyed everything the servants had worked on.

The servants cried over their hard work, now gone to waste and Ozia was in love.