The Knight Stooges
In Lay Down, Hercules
Back when the Earth was brand new, in Ancient Greece. The might Hercules demonstrates his super strength to children by lifting a barbell up that weighs 500,000 pounds. But then at the other side of the city King Nightmare has suddenly transported to the past and tries to rule the world again, as he is holding two test tubes that are connected by a holder. As he uncorked a test tubes that has green fluid in it as he chuckles evilly.
"Now to make Hercules, my slave." He said and he blowed green smoke at Hercules and he sniffed it and he started to get dizzy eyes, and he dropped the barbell down. That's right folks his strength is gone. And he tries to lift it up but to no avail.
"My strength. It's gone." Said Hercules in shock. Then Nightmare approached him.
"And only I King Nightmare can make you strong again, and evil. With my secret strength potion." Said King Nightmare as he chuckled evilly, and he uncorked a testube that has red fluid and he blowed red smoke at Hercules and he sniffed that smoke and he stand up straight and lifted the barbell with one hand and smashed it with both hands and made a powerful growl.
"Heh, heh, what is your wish o'evil master." Said Hercules bowing to his new master.
"With your strength, and my brain. I shall soon be king of all Greece." Said King Nightmare and he laughed evilly including the now turned evil Hercules.
Meanwhile in the present the stooges are selling stuff to customers.
"It's a real butte ma'am, just wash, glue, and can turn in this." Said Connor showing that buggy to Mrs. Cake.
"Get's you to the shopping center and mows your lawn all at once." Said Georgia.
"Give the lady a demonstration men." Said Connor giving orders to Owen and Georgia. Then Owen pushed the buggy that is attached to a lawnmower giving Mrs. Cake a demonstration and Georgia is riding on it.
"See runs like a tub." Said Connor with a proud smile on his face.
"Oooohhh! Help I'm out of control." Yelled Owen in shock as he crashed through different objects unseen and so did Connor and Mrs. Cake with shocked looks on their faces. Owen is pushing the gadget through the junk parts in the junkyard.
"I forgot to attach the grass catcher." Said Georgia in shock as she cupped her right chick, and the flying garbage flew right at Connor covering him.
"It just not better like they used to." Said Mrs. Cake in disappointment as she walked away. Then Owen came to Connor's aid but he was pulled back and fall down destroying the buggy and the lawnmower gizmo.
"Gee, we have a trouble with a red." Said Owen sitting down on a ground.
"Not much as your gonna have with this red." Said Connor in anger as he raised his arms to grab Owen. But Muffins appeared on her scooter with bags filled with mail.
"Special delivery for the knight stooges." Said Muffins holding a boxed package. Then Connor grabbed it and opened it then magic came out of it.
"Nnnaaahhh!" yelled Connor in shock, then the magic spinned around like a tornado forming a small movie theatre.
"You don't suppose it's."
"Princess Twilight." Then Twilight appear on the screen looking as serious as ever man.
"King Nightmare has cast a spell on Hercules. He's taking control of the palice and proclaims himself emperor. Stop Nightmare and Hercules." She said, and the stooges saluted her.
"Into our armor's." said Connor, then they used their miniballs, pressed the button, and they're now in their armor.
"Knight Stooges."
"Away!" yelled their battle cry then they dashed away to the past to stop Nightmare and Hercules.
Meanwhile in the past of Ancient Greece.
"Well we got to the palace." Said Georgia being concerned. Connor then uses a megaphone to attract the villains' attention.
"Attention Hercules. Come out in the name of Connor Nickell." He said in the megaphone. Then the slide door opened up and Hercules's arm is out and crushed the lock and burst the door.
"Nnnnaaahh!" yelled the stooges in shock as Hercules is now outside of the palace.
"Which one of you guys is Connor Nickell?" asked Hercules. Then Owen and Georgia pointed to Connor and giggled nervously and moved away. Then Hercules grabbed Connor like a slingshot.
"Let go you big ape!" yelled Connor being grabbed by the big man himself.
"O.k." he said, and he launched him like a slingshot and the other two dummies looked in shock.
"Nnnnnaaaaahhh!" And Connor crashed. And what Connor crashed are a couple of pillars from a building and because of the impact it broke two more pillars and Connor gently walk away while the roof was on his head and it fell down leaving the building and the knight stooge in a pile of rubble.
Meanwhile the stooges have another plan. A Trojan horse.
"You sure this Trojan horse will work?" asked Owen in confusion while climbing a ladder to the Trojan horse.
"Sure I'm sure." Said Connor being concerned. "Everybody knows a Trojan horse is a gift from a defeated enemy."
"Oh. I get it Hercules will take it inside." And Connor is shaking is head for approval
"And we'll have him." Said Georgia with a smile.
"Shove off." Ordered Connor, then Owen pushed the ladder so there rocking horse will move. Then the horse rolled to the palace ruled by the tyrannical King Nightmare of the 12th and 21st century.
"Whose there?" yelled Hercules?
"The knight. Nnnnaaahh! Neigh! Neigh!" said Owen with a close call. Then the palace doors opened up and Hercules came out.
"Those knight dumb dumbs have given up and set me a tribute." Said Hercules with a smirk on his face. And Hercules pulled the rope on the horse so it can enter the palace, and he led it to the fountain.
"Have a drink horsy." Said Hercules but that Trojan horse refused. "Drink! Drink!"
"You could lead a horse to water. But you can't make him drink it nyuk, nyuk." Said Owen controlling the horse's mouth.
"Oh no." said Hercules. Then Hercules uses his god-like strength to pick the fountain up and he jumped on a railing, and he opened the horse's mouth and poured the fountain water in that horse, and the stooges are being drowned by it.
"Abandon horse!" yelled Connor in the fountain water. Then the Trojan horse broke apart due to the overflow of water and the stooges swim away, away from the palace. Then Hercules jumped off the railing to go after them.
"Nnaaaahhhh!"
"Yipes! Hercules is after us." Yelled Georgia in fright.
"Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo." Said Owen in fright.
Meanwhile the stooges are hiding from that big galoot. They pretend to be statues on top of the center on that building.
"Hercules will never find us here." Said Connor as he whispered to Georgia and Owen. Connor is on a statue holding a spear, Owen is holding the shoulder of Venus de Milo, and Georgia is being a statue between those two female statues. "Shhh. Here he comes." And Hercules is now searching for the stooges, but the spear tilted a little bit down and up again and it began tickling Owen. He giggled a little bit quietly, but Hercules heard it and he turned to the left with a growl on his face. Then the stooges started to shake rapidly because Hercules pushed two pillars beside him.
"Nnnnnaaaahhhh!" And when he finally moved the two pillars the entire artifact came crumbling down and Hercules left and laughed evilly.
"You look like you could use some body and featherweight Miss." Said Owen to the Venus de Milo. Then he fixes the Venus de Milo statue and sang and after he's done fixing it, he made it look ridiculous. The statue has a left arm with a disc, and a right leg on the right arm. "Nyuk, nyuk."
"Quit horsing around knucklebrain." Said Connor glaring at the third stooge. Then a statue tapped on Connor's shoulder four times and Connor turned to the right to see who poked him then the statue turned to the left and magic came out of his left eye then Connor turned around to see where the magic is heading, and that magic landed on the disc as Twilight appeared.
"Stop Hercules and Nightmare, or I'll give you the medieval plague." Said Twilight with threatening words at the stooges.
Meanwhile the stooges try a pole-voting trick from the Olympic games.
"You sure this pole-voting bit will get us into the palace Connor?" said Owen in confusion.
"Have I ever fail." Said Connor as he uses Owen and Georgia as poles. Then Connor pressed Owen and Georgia to the ground they started to jump.
"Nnnnnnaaaaaaahhhhhh!" Then they jumped real high they landed inside the palace and crashed landed on King Nightmare while he's sitting.
"Oh! Gladiator raid." Said Owen. Then he uncorked the tube that carries red fluid and sniffed the red smoke. Then he got up, stands up straight, and growled. Then he started to pound his chest like a gorilla and barks like a dog, then Hercules grabbed him by his armor collar.
"Oh you want to play rough, eh." Asked Owen. Then he grabbed Hercules and pushed him into the air and did loopy loops to him.
"HELP!" he screamed, and Owen brought him back safely.
"On your knees, Hercules." Said Owen, then he dropped Hercules on the ground kneeling down and looked Owen into the eyes.
"You promise to be a good guy like in the story books." Said Owen.
"I promise." Said Hercules in fear. Then Owen grabbed Nightmare and teaches him a lesson he'll never forget.
"And Nightmare. Do you promise to have different plans to rule the world instead of going back in time to change history and rule the world." Said Owen to Nightmare with venomous looks on his face.
"I promise." Said Nightmare in fear.
Meanwhile Owen is giving Connor a piece of his mind and I do mean mind.
"And you'll never yell at me again." Said Owen.
"I promise." Said Connor in fear. And we cut a couple of inches back and we see Owen carrying Connor and Georgia followed then as they ran. Part of giving him a piece of his mind.
"And you'll never call me kucklebrain again."
"I promise."
"From now on I give the orders and you'll do the woo woo's." said Owen with a sinister smirk on his face.
"Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." Said Connor acting like a stooge.