Luna: Everyone, these are my friends Alice and Jasper. And Jasper IS happy, his face just looks that way.
All: Ohhhh.
Hermione: Hi I'm--
Alice: Hermione. Ginny, and you're Harry.
All: -are dumbstruck-
Luna: Oh, Alice is psychic!
Ginny: You could have mentioned that earlier, Luna!
Alice: Oh hey, we should move three steps to the left, 'cause there's gonna be a redhead with a band of salivating girls running this way....
All: .....
Ron and Fangirls: WE SAW SOMETHING SPARKLEEEEEE! IT MUST BE EDWARD!!!! -stampede stampede-
Alice: (singsong) Nooo, it's noooot!
All: .....
Ron and Fangirls: ....stupid Salazar Slytherin with his stupid shiny locket...
Hermione: Alice, I hope I'm not too forward, but--
Alice: You'd like to study me, and no, it's not too forward, I understand the interest!
Ginny: That's gonna get annoying.
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A/N: Hey guys, MidnightWriter here! We had this chapter written a day early and then of course I forgot to post it yesterday! Hopefully we'll have a double-whammy, but the next chap isn't quite finished yet, so we're a day behind!!! Hope you enjoy it and please review!