PsykoReaper: Yeah, another two-parter, but it's worth it! This is the season finale of my Batman: Day and Night fanfic, and I will immediatly work on season two and then work on the Spider-Man fanfic. Anyway, at the end of the next chapter, I will tell you the theme song for Batman: Day and Night, and even though it is not what it initially means, it's close.
...ONE WEEK AND SIX DAYS LATER...
In the darkness of Gotham's night, Oswald Cobblepot was in a car, driving it, could not take a limo because of what he was about to do.
Unbeknownst to Oswald, someone was following him. In a car, Vicki Vale followed him with her car, making sure he does not see her.
Oswald stopped in front of a decaying building; Vicki parked her car a block away on the other side of the street.
Oswald got out of his car, he looked around to make sure no one was there, he believed he was safe. He entered the building, Vicki got out of her car and slowly walked to the building, she waited for a while, then entered the building quietly.
She heard talking and loud noises in the upstairs room, she quietly got up the stairs and saw a door with light coming out of the opening, and she peeked and saw the Joker and Oswald Cobblepot talking. She turned on her recorder and listened to Oswald's talk with the devil.
"I don't think I can keep this up anymore, Joker, they are all starting to suspect something after Harvey turning into meatface," said Oswald.
"Meatface, good one, don't worry, they won't dare cross us after I threaten to kill their friends, have my men violate their wives and daughters, and have their bones broken so much that all will be left is powder," said the Joker.
"No man has taken down the police, it's impossible!" said Oswald.
"Listen, Penguin, nothing is impossible, just unlikely," laughed the Joker.
"Please, stop calling me that, I hate that name!" growled Oswald.
"Whatever, I can call you whatever I want, Penguin, I mean, you look like a penguin," joked the Joker.
"Well, Gordon will be harder to break, he is stronger than the other cops," said Oswald.
"Every colossus has a weakness, his is his daughter," said the Joker.
"But you tried that, and the Batman defeated you easily," said Oswald.
"He didn't capture me, then I would have been defeated, but I have only begun to fight, Penguin," said the Joker.
"There is...something else, Joker," said Oswald.
"What did you do now, Penguin?" asked the Joker, in an annoyed tone.
"There is a reporter following me, I don't know her name, but I think she suspects something," said Oswald.
"Well, why don't we ask her, she is just outside this room," said the Joker.
Vicki was about to rush out of the building, but was grabbed by her throat by Killer Croc. She was then thrown into the room; she looked to see the Joker and Oswald looking at her.
"Hey, I recognize her, she's Vicki Vale, I saw her when I visited the news building!" growled Oswald.
"I knew it! You are working with the enemy, and you caused Harvey Dent's tragedy!" yelled Vicki.
"What do we do with her?" asked Killer Croc.
"He talks?" asked Oswald.
"When he wants to, and he usually doesn't want to, and to answer Croccer's question, I might have an idea," said the Joker. "What?" asked Oswald.
"My buddy Waylon Jones has not eaten a news lady for a looooong time, and we all know it's his favorite meal!" laughed the Joker.
Vicki looked at Killer Croc, who looked at her with great hunger. "You won't get away with this, others will know I am gone, you will be exposed!" Vicki Vale yelled at the Unholy Three.
"Exposed? Ms. Vale, the only person that knows you are here is yourself, who even cares about some stupid journalist pig that no one will ever know is gone?" asked the Joker.
"I have friends, Joker!" yelled Vicki.
"Yeah, yeah, and they will die with you, WHATEVER! You are such an annoying slut machine! Kill her already, Waylon!" growled the Joker, who was getting annoyed by Vicki Vale's persistent nature.
Killer Croc grabbed her and threw her at a wall; Vicki fell to the floor after her back hit the floor.
Killer Croc walked towards her, she stopped when she pulled out a small gun. "Stay back, you fucking monster, I am warning you!" yelled Vicki.
Killer Croc stopped and just watched her. "Now, step back!" growled Vicki.
Killer Croc did nothing. "Step back!" yelled Vicki.
The Joker pulled out a pack of cards without Vicki noticing, he then pulled out the Joker card and threw it at Vicki's hand, which impaled it by the card's corner. Vicki shrieked in pain as reflexes made her gun go off, which hit Killer Croc, but it did nothing, the bullet did not pierce the skin, just hit the scales.
"Like my tricks, dyke? I have many tricks, for that stupid attempt to be a tough little cunt, I'm gonna use all my tricks on you, then feed you to my crocodile," said the Joker, he then let out his trademark laugh.
He then was grabbed by the leg by a thin black rope attached to a batarang, which made him slip and hit the ground; he was then pulled into the hallway and punched in the face by Batman.
"No! It's Batman! Now they know everything!" yelled Oswald. The Joker got up, sporting an insane smile; he pulled out a rubber chicken and rushed at Batman with it.
He started swinging it at Batman, knocking down a wall with it once during the struggle. As the two fought, Vicki attempted to crawl away, but her hand was stepped on by Oswald.
"Not so fast, you little slut, I'm not gonna just sit here and watch you get away and tell the whole world my secret!" growled Oswald, he then pulled out a gun and pointed it at Vicki.
His hand was then hit by a red batarang; he was then punched by Robin and fell on the floor, unconscious. "Are you alright?" asked Robin.
"Watch out!" warned Vicki, but it was too late. Killer Croc grabbed Robin by the head and started to squeeze.
Robin attempted to stab Killer Croc with a red batarang, but it did not get that far through the scales.
"Robin!" yelled Batman, he then pushed the Joker on the floor and released a batarang with a rope at the end of it at Killer Croc.
The batarang's rope wrapped around Killer Croc's throat and, with a magnet and a metal part of the rope, and Batman pulled it, making Killer Croc fall down and lose hold of Robin's head.
When Killer Croc hit the floor, he fell through the floor to the first floor. The Joker got up and jumped down the hole and landed on Killer Croc's stomach.
"Quit fuckin' around!" laughed the Joker. They both then ran out of the building and ran into an alley; at the end of it was another street with the Joker's limo.
They both jumped in and it erratically drove away, hitting one or two pedestrians.
Vicki looked at Batman. "Are you alright?" asked Batman.
"Y-Yeah, who are you?" asked Vicki as she got up and stood in front of Batman.
"You know me well enough that I wouldn't tell anyone," said Batman.
"True, but how come every time I am in danger, you are there to rescue me?" asked Vicki.
"You have a tendency to get into trouble," said Batman.
"Well, I proved Oswald was nothing but a cheating pus-bag, but what about the Joker?" asked Vicki.
"I think he is planning something, something big, something that could go down in the history of Gotham," said Batman.
"What do you think it is?" asked Robin.
"I don't know, but I have a guess who could know," said Batman.
"Noah?" asked Robin. "Noah Kuttler, very good, Robin," said Batman, he then turned to Vicki, "Listen, I want you to go straight to the police and stay there, they should protect you, and I will tell Gordon on what is going on."
"I...I'll do it," said Vicki, sensing something familiar about Batman, she then ran out of the room.
"So, that's Vicki Vale?" asked Robin.
"Yeah," said Batman.
"Why did you break up with her?" asked Robin.
"She asked if we could spend some time apart, so I can get over Harvey's predicament," said Batman. "You mean she didn't try to comfort you?" asked Robin.
"I wouldn't let her, Bruce was extremely hard to reach at the time," said Batman.
"Yeah, well...wait, what did you say?" asked Robin, but Batman did not answer, he just left the room.
"Are you coming?" asked Batman as he turned his head near the door. Robin then decided to forget about it and follow his master.
In a basement of an abandoned building, a man sat in front of a computer with a long keyboard, three monitors, and three systems.
He was portly, wore a black shirt, grey pants, black shoes, had pale skin, brown shaggy hair, and dirty glasses.
He was in a chat with some people, then, he heard someone come in. He pulled out a gun and pointed it at the stairs, seeing nothing. "Damn it, I know you are there, Batman, you can show yourself," said the Calculator.
"You know something, Noah, you have better tell me," said Batman, the Calculator looked to see he was right beside him.
"You have a neck at appearing out of nowhere, Batman," said the Calculator.
He then looked at the other side and saw Robin. "Oh, you have a son," joked the Calculator, Robin then slammed his face in the keyboard.
"You know something is going on, you better tell us or Robin will have to break your nose in ten places," said Batman.
"Sorry, but I cannot enclose that information, without my fee of 10,000 dollars," said the Calculator. Robin then slammed his head on the keyboard again.
"The Joker is planning something, all his men have been passive for a while, that means he is saving them for something else, now talk!" yelled Robin.
"Fine, fine, who else is pulling troops back?" asked the Calculator.
"We are asking the questions, fat-ass!" yelled Robin.
"Wait, the other criminals in hiding are Harvey Dent, Two-Face, and Roman Sionis, Black Mask," said Batman.
"Where are you getting at?" asked Robin.
"I think there is going to be a gang war, between three gangs, and possibly the police," said Batman.
"What would the Joker benefit from that?" asked Robin.
"Well, he wanted to kill Roman a long time ago, and he probably wants to finish the rest of Two-Face," said Batman.
"Maybe if you find him, you can TRY and stop him!" laughed the Calculator.
"What should we do with fatty?" asked Robin.
Batman then pulled out a device, which released a rope with a round device at the end of it, which started to electrocute Noah into unconsciousness.
"I'll call Gordon and tell him to pick up both Oswald and Noah, we'll go and get the crime bosses before they cause trouble," said Batman.
"I'll go after Black Mask," said Robin.
"No, your past history will cloud your judgment," said Batman.
"It won't! I promise!" growled Robin.
"Promises were meant to be broken, Robin, you will go after the Joker, I will go after Harvey Dent," said Batman.
"Fine, but after I defeat the Joker, I am going after Black Mask!" growled Robin.
"Fine, if you can defeat the Joker, then you can go after Black Mask, but if you kill him, you will never leave the mansion ever, even when you become an adult!" growled Batman.
"I will respect your wishes, I don't have to like it!" growled Robin.
They then left, Robin running across the rooftops to his destination, Batman riding through the city in his Batcycle.
Batman knew what he did was wrong, that he should have gone after the more dangerous Joker and Robin going after the more tame Harvey Dent, but Bruce Wayne needed to see if he can revive Harvey Dent from the prison known as Two-Face.
Barbara and Pamela entered the Gordon house to find Commissioner Gordon reading the newspaper.
The house was nice, like the bud of the thorny rose or the dove flying in the god-forsaken desert.
"Oh, hello girls, how was the sock hop?" asked Gordon.
"Boring, I don't know why we go to the sock hop, when we are just a bunch of wallflowers and drink the punch," sighed Barbara.
"At least you weren't with any boys, remember, if they go near my Starshine, they get locked up in Arkham with the Joker as a roommate!" joked Gordon.
"Starshine?" asked Pamela.
"Shut it, Pamela, or I will staple your mouth shut," growled Barbara jokingly.
Gordon's cellphone rang, he then answered it. "Hello?" asked Gordon.
"This is Batman, I got something for you," said Batman through his communicator in his cowl.
"Yeah?" asked Gordon.
"Oswald Cobblepot has been working with the Joker, and there is going to be a gang war, between the Joker, Two-Face, and Black Mask, but I don't know when, I need you to interrogate Noah Kuttler and Oswald Cobblepot, Vicki Vale is there, protect her, she needs to get this to the news as soon as possible," said Batman.
"Alright, where are they?" asked Gordon.
"Noah is in his home, Oswald is in 214 apartment building in Burton Street in room 10," said Batman.
"Alright, I'll do it," said Gordon, he then hung up.
"What's goin' on?" asked Barbara.
"We have trouble, just stay home and be careful, Pamela, I suggest you stay here for the night," said Gordon.
"Ummm, if you say so," said Pamela. Gordon then left the house in a hurry, getting in his car and drove with the siren on.
"This isn't good, I was supposed to see Prof. Woodrue tonight," groaned Pamela.
"Jeez, you can't go to Woodrue every time he needs your help with his research, besides, Woodrue is a creepy pervert," said Barbara.
"Only at first glance," said Pamela.
"Anyway, want to see something cool?" asked Barbara. "Well, ok," responded Pamela.
Barbara and Pamela entered Barbara's room and she walked over to her closet. "What are you going to show me? It's not a dead body, is it?" asked Pamela.
"You know I can't get a with murder, dumbass!" laughed Barbara.
She then opened the closet, revealing something that shocks Pamela. "Oh...Barbara, your dad is going to kill you," said Pamela.
"He doesn't need to know!" said Barbara.
"Why did you make it?" asked Pamela
Barbara sighed and put her hand on her forehead. "Remember when I was kidnapped by the Joker?" asked Barbara.
"Yeah?" asked Pamela. "Yeah, well, Batman saved me, and he's been my hero ever since," said Barbara.
"So, that is why you made this?" asked Pamela.
"Yeah," said Barbara. "Why?" asked Pamela.
"Why do we need to ask questions, Pamela, it's pretty simple why I made it," said Barbara.
"Oh my god, you aren't thinking of doing...that!" shrieked Pamela. "Pamela, if you tell anyone, I will tell people of what is going on with you and Woodrue!" growled Barbara.
"What!? What are you talking about!?" shrieked Pamela.
"Listen, there is a reason why I think...no, scratch that, KNOW that Woodrue is a pervert, I caught you two in the act once!" said Barbara.
"No! You can't tell anyone, I love him!" shrieked Pamela with tears in her eyes.
"Calm down, Pamela," she then hugged her, "I'm sorry, it's just I don't want ANYONE to know about what I am doing…"
"I wouldn't tell anyway," said Pamela with a smile.
"Why?" asked Barbara.
"Because...we are like sisters," said Pamela. They then held out their hands and touched each other's palms.
"Thank you, Pamela," said Barbara, they then separated their palms.
"I'll go make us some dinner," said Pamela with a weak smile, she then left to the kitchen.
Barbara then looked at the thing in the closet which would start the beginning of her future, of both good and bad.
In the deepest part of Gotham's darkness, there was a building, a strip club, owned by no one other than the Joker, called "The Horny Grin".
Inside it, were a room full of lusty men, Joker's henchmen guarding the place from enemies, and strippers, dancing on the stages, with white facial make-up, black eye shadow, Glasgow smiles, and little clothing.
In a room upstairs, there was the Joker, sitting in front of a table, with Harley Quinn dancing around it.
"Sugar buns, I can't wait till tomorrow!" laughed the Joker.
"Yeah, can't wait to splatter both Roman's and Harvey's brains on the asphalt?" asked Harley.
"Yeah, but I can't wait for your ass-phalt! AH HA HA HA HAA!" laughed the Joker.
"Oh, Mr. J, you are the funniest guy in the world!" laughed Harley as she sat on the Joker's lap.
"Well, Sugar buns, I got a special pill that will make my possible last night the best ever!" laughed the Joker.
"Don't talk like that, Mr. J, you are gonna live till you are old," said Harley.
"Nah, I think I might kill myself before that happens," said the Joker.
Then, Robin crashed through the window and landed on the table, glaring at the Joker. "Well, if it isn't bird-boy, don't you see that I'm tryin' to get my dick wet?" asked the Joker.
"Yeah, fuck off, bird-boy!" yelled Harley Quinn, giving the bird the bird.
"You have done many, many crimes, murder in all forms of degree, assault, battery, kidnapping, mayhem, arson, blackmail, robbery, illegal prostitution, sleeping with a minor-" said Robin.
"Hey, at least I didn't force myself on her," said the Joker.
"-drug distribution, larceny, and one moving violation, you are looking for life, even after what we found out what you are going to do," said Robin.
"And...what did you find out, bird-boy?" asked the Joker playfully.
"That you are planning a battle between Two-Face and Black Mask," said Robin.
"Really? I would have never guessed!" laughed the Joker.
"And I am going to take you down, once and for all!" growled Robin.
"Well, I have...someone, that might disagree with you 'taking me down', bird-boy," said the Joker, as he raised his hand, ready to snap his fingers.
"Who?" asked Robin. The Joker then snapped his fingers.
"My crocodile," hissed the Joker.
The door came crashing down, revealing the terrifying Killer Croc.
He rushed at Robin, but he just jumped over him and hit him on the back with his metal staff. Killer Croc quickly turned around and slashed at Robin's back.
Robin fell to his knees in pain; he then released a batarang at Killer Croc and hitting him in the eye. Killer Croc held his hurt eye and then glared at Robin, he roared a ferocious roar.
The Joker then threw a marble at Robin, which exploded into a bomb, but Robin dodged the blast.
"Hey, Croccers, I want to fight this little prick by myself, mono E mono!" hissed the Joker.
The Joker walked towards Robin, with the look that would strike fear even to a man without fear.
His hand holding a knife ready to bath in blood, his feet making a scary sound of stepping, his eyes were the color of fear and euphoric insanity, his teeth glistening with the joy of killing.
The Joker's evil stature made Robin afraid, but he did his best to hide it, the whole thing even made Harley afraid, it would leave her in the mercy of this Joker after Robin is killed.
Robin threw a batarang at the Joker, who in turn slashed it away with his knife. The Joker then grabbed Robin by the throat and slammed him on the glass-covered floor.
The Joker grabbed some glass, cutting his hands, and threw some at Robin. The Joker then grabbed Robin's hair and slammed his head on the wall.
"Why are you a psycho, there has to be some reason you kill people!" growled Robin, he then fell on the ground.
"There is, I do it because it's funny, it's all a comedy act, bird-boy, I am the only comedian in the world who uses death as a punch line! AH HA HA HA HAAAA!!!" laughed the Joker.
The Joker then started to kick Robin in the stomach over and over again, laughing like a lunatic as he did it.
The Joker stopped, Robin puked out blood, the Joker spat on his face.
He then grabbed Robin's cape and put him on his feet. Robin then tried to do a swirling kick at the Joker, only for the Joker to duck and punch Robin in the crotch.
Robin fell on the ground, growling in pain, he then puked again.
The Joker then kicked Robin in the crotch as he tried to get up. Robin then, after he fell to the ground again, got to his knees.
"So, you kill for fun, you are a despicable creature, a loser trying to make himself known in the world," growled Robin.
"Not true, Robin," said the Joker with a mile-wide grin, "I don't care if I am known, I just want to make everyone as insane as me, because without a little balls, you will be devoured by the beast known as 'Normalcy', there is no such thing as normalcy, everyone is weird, normality is a bad, bad joke, because it is about something that is not even true, I like my jokes to have some honesty in jokes, and when I do a joke, they are real, heh heh heh heh heh, I am, after all, a man of my word! AH HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!"
He then grabbed Robin and slammed him on a table. "I am gonna let you live, bird-boy, but I am gonna leave my mark on ya, something to remember me by!" laughed the Joker.
"Are ya gonna give him that ol' 'permanent smile'?" asked Harley.
"No, done that joke too many times, I got somethin' better!" laughed the Joker.
He then ripped Robin's shirt, he then pressed his knife on Robin's chest, carving a circle. Robin yelled in pain, he arms being restrained by Killer Croc.
The Joker then carved a J on the middle of the circle.
He then grabbed Robin and threw him out of the window, Robin hitting a car. All that Robin saw before he fell unconscious, was the Joker leaning down, looking at him, laughing.
Batman walked on the roof of Two-Face's main base of operations.
He saw a sun roof, he looked to see an office, he opened it and jumped down into it.
He looked to see a picture Gilda and...no one, Harvey Dent in the picture was scratched off.
"I think it looks better like that…"
Batman looked to see Two-Face, in the corner, with a bottle of whiskey in his hands and tears in his one eye, the tear ducts in the other dried up.
"Harvey, you have..." said Bruce.
"Become an...an...a alcoholic, y-yeah, Gilda...deservessss to be with somebody else...in that...place in the sky," slurred Two-Face.
"Harvey, you need to call off this battle, people will die," said Batman.
"Why should I care about the...the lives of thossse...stupid patriotic ass-fuckers!" growled Two-Face.
"Because Harvey Dent would never want this!" growled Bruce.
"Harvey Dent is DEAD!!!" yelled Two-Face.
"No he isn't!" growled Bruce.
"YES HE IS!!! THE JOKER KILLED HIM WHEN HE KILLED MY WIFE!!! DO YOU GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK-FUCKING SKULL!!! HE IS GONE FOREVER!!!" screamed Two-Face.
There was silence. "You said, my wife, if that is the case, then Harvey is still alive," said Batman.
"In a matter of speak...speaking, he isss nothin' more than...a mindless zombie, I am a p-parasite using the zzzzombie to live my life, I (hic) have some of hissss memories, like Gilda..." slurred Two-Face, who then trailed off, remembering his old life.
"Harvey?" asked Bruce.
"I remember wwwwhen we use to sit at the hill...in Harvard...she would lay...her head on my lap...as I str-st-stroked...her beautiful golden hair...she...wassss an angel," slurred Two-Face, he then started to cry.
"Harvey, please, come with me, I can get you help," said Bruce, holding out his hand.
"And where would you take me, Batman? To Arkham? Not even that hell-hole can fix my problems!" growled Two-Face, who started to sober out of pure anger of old memories.
"If you do not come with me, Dent, I will have to take you down," growled Batman.
Harvey then got up, he seemed completely sober.
"Don't you talk to me like you know me, bat-fuck, I am no one, just a keeper of a broken mirror, a shadow of a man who died a long time ago, how could you possibly know me?" asked Two-Face.
"I know that you were the city's angel of protection!" growled Batman.
"Angels fall, Batman, don't you read that book full of toilet paper?" asked Two-Face.
"Please, Harvey, come with me," said Bruce, holding his hand again.
Two-Face pulled out his coin; he looked at all its sides.
He then held up the coin. "Heads, I come with you and return to normal, Tails, I kill you and resume my self-destruction," growled Two-Face.
He then turned around to make sure Batman would not look. He flipped his coin, and looked at the result. He then walked to his desk.
"What did you get?" asked Batman.
"Heads," said Two-Face, he reached into his drawer.
"Good, come with me, we must stop the-"
Before Batman could finish, Two-Face pulled out a gun and shot Batman multiple times in the stomach, sending him crashing through the window and landing on the pavement.
Two-Face looked down onto the Dark Knight looking at his supposed corpse.
"I did not lie, I did get heads, but what would lead me if I joined you, I would be locked-up for my crimes and I would never be an attorney, that is why I disobeyed my coin, this once, never again, the next time...I will go with you," said Two-Face, he then left the office to his men, dawn had broken into Gotham's prison.
Batman woke up, to see he was in the Batcycle, but on the passenger side, with Robin on him, laying on him.
Batman had no gauntlets, meaning someone is driving the Batcycle.
He looked to see who was driving, he looked to see a figure, which looked like him, but with red hair leaking from the back and a more slime feminine figure.
"Talia?" whispered Batman, who then fell back into darkness...
PsykoReaper: Well, I...finally...finished...this...chapter! I'm sorry it took me long, I had a bit of a rut, I also got a little bit insane, and my insanity seemed to better my writing skills.