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A/N: Death to Schezar!© Only a few more to go! Thank you for reading!

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Allen Schezar: Hair Styles for Suicide
by Leoanda Taylor

Hair Style #14

The day was warm and bright, and with nothing but blue sky above them Hitomi and Millerna had decided to treat Merle and Merani to a bit of 'girl time'. The two had hauled the young toddler and cat-girl off and into the city of Fanelia for a little light shopping, before heading out into the countryside for a nice stroll.

Bouncing Merani on her hip, Hitomi listened as Millerna and Merle giggled over the newest gentlemen to appear at court, one of which, Merle was quickly developing a crush for.

"La la la lalalal laaaaa~!"

"Oh My Word!"

"What the Hell?!"

"I think that's Allen attempting to sing," Millerna winced, pointing in the direction of said blonde.

One Allen Schezar was skipping through the fields 'singing' (the air quotes there purely because it was more like screeching), with his long locks blowing in the wind, his blue eyes sparkling in the sun, and for a single moment (that the moron was taking a breath between caterwauling) the girls recalled how they had momentarily been attracted to the man-girl-thing.

Of course the moment very quickly passed.

"Wanna push him into the river?" the pink haired girl asked.

"Yes," Hitomi nodded.

"Absolutely," the blonde Princess smirked.

Creeping up on the wailing banshee of a blond man-thing, Merle waited until Allen was just on the edge of the hill next to the river before she slammed both the heels of her palms into the small of his back, and watched as he tumbled downwards and splashed into the freezing cold water, staining it with his ugliness.

A screeching of a new kind filled the air as Allen surfaced to the sound of howling laughter from the women still dry and warm in the field.

Glaring at them all, the blonde Knight clambered out of the water and flopped down onto the grass, allowing the heat of the day to dry him out.

Walking gracefully over to where Merle was still cackling away, Hitomi and Millerna (with baby Merani underarm) watched in fascination as Allen's hair began to dry.

Slowly - very slowly - the blonde locks began to frizz. The wet stands of hair turned to straw and then almost fizzled into logs of pure frizz.

"Allen?" Hitomi asked. "Do you have a mirror?"

Grabbing at his pockets, Schezar pulled out a thin silver lined mirror that he looked into like Narcissus did his pond. After a few moments, Allen opened his mouth to scream, but no sound left his lungs.

The women were extremely grateful.

Standing, Allen silently walked back into the river and promptly sat down, allowing the water to enter his lungs.

The young women watched this in abject horror, Hitomi scooping Merani into her shoulder and beginning to walk back towards Fanalia. Moments later Millerna and Merle followed.

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9 points to Team Escaflowne. 5 points to Team Schezar.

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Leoanda: I'm somewhat back. And very aware that I need to update a number of fics. Hopefully I'll get around to it soon. Thank you for your continued support!

Its suicide only that gets points for Team Escaflowne.
Who will take the next point?
Please continue reading to find out!

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