A.N/ Hey sorry for not updating in a while I was going to last night but my computer was being stupid. So here it is now and please review!
MAX P.O.V
'Back to school,' I sighed as I stepped out of one of the Cullen's ridiculously expensive cars.
'Hey at least we don't look like that,' Nudge laughed looking back. I turned and laughed along with her. Just as we promised we got revenge on the boys, Alice and Rose decided to take all there clothes even Fang's and Iggy's (with the help of Nudge and I) only leaving them with (cue drum roll) leather. That's right, skin tight leather, sexy huh! I will admit Fang looked good but still I can't wait to see everyones faces especially the teachers.
'How you guys doing?' I called back at them, the girls and I made sure not to get to close to them, no doubt they were going to get us back.
'How does it look like were doing,' Iggy frowned. 'I may not be able to see but I bet we are getting heaps of strange stares right now.'
I looked around and sure enough they were drawing attention to themselves, some girls look lustfully at them other looked almost disgusted. The guys looked like they were about to laugh and yet they also looked jealous. 'Not as many as you will at lunch.'
The girls laughed and we walked ahead smiling from ear to ear.
'We will get you girls just beware!' Emmett shouted.
'Sure,' Rosalie yelled back. 'I'd like too see you try, we have a psychic on our side.'
With that we ran off leaving the guys to defend for themselves.
EDWARD P.O.V
'We need a plan,' Emmett said as the girls ran away laughing. 'They can't get away with this.'
'AHH!' Jasper growled. 'So many lustful emotions, I don't know how long I can fight them off for.'
Dam, Edward looks so HOT!
Those new kids are fine, and as far as i knowaren't taken.
Calm Down, they are teenagers your an adult stop fantasizing about them.
Dang those guys are hot, wait a minute, am I gay!
I groaned as the thoughts kept coming 'This is torture.'
'After all of this we still didn't even get the footage of them singing,' Iggy grunted.
'That's it,' Emmett clapped. 'I have got an idea.'
This is going to be good!
MAX P.O.V
Only 1 minute until lunch, only 1 minute until lunch, I chanted to myself. I heard the speaker crackle to life and a mans voice echo through the room.
'Could Max and Monique Ride, Alice and Bella Cullen and Rosalie Hale please come up to the office immediantly, Thankyou.'
I felt everyones eyes turn to me as I slowly stood up. I wonder why they want me at the office? Then it clicked and I narrowed my eyes, THE BOYS! I walked down the hall and bumped into Bella and Nudge who were frowning to.
'The guys,' was all they said and I nodded. As we approached the office I saw Rosalie and Alice come into veiw they were waiting outside the door for us. When they saw us they ran over.
'I am going to kill them,' was the first thing Rosalie said.
'I don't know how I didn't see this coming,' Alice said and stomped her foot.
'See what coming?' I asked a little uneasy. 'Alice what is going to happen?'
'Girls,' A voice yelled. We turned to see the Headmaster waving us into the office. 'Come in we need to talk.'
We traded quick glances then slowly walked towards him. I looked at Alice to see her sighing 'Is it bad?'
She looked up at me and thought for a moment 'Depends what you think is bad.'
'Large crowds,' I said off the top of my head.
'Then yes this is bad.'
Shit.
FANG P.O.V
'Could Max and Monique Ride, Alice and Bella Cullen and Rosalie Hale please come up to the office immediantly, Thankyou.'
I smirked and tap Iggy who sat next to me 'Let the games begin.'
'You do realize they will murder us for this especially Max,' Iggy pointed out.
'Yep which is why I am going to enjoy every bit of this,' I said. We had it all planned out, I looked down at the camera in my hands and smiled. 'This is going to be good.'
'Umm, excuse me,' I looked up to see a cheerleader looking girl standing next to me at my locker. 'I just wanted to give you this.' She handed me a peice of paper and blew me a kiss as she walked away. I opened it and saw a number writing on the page.
'Another number?' Iggy asked.
'Yes,' I groaned and scrunched it up. 'Dam the girls and the leather.'
'I quite like it very soft on the skin,' Iggy said.
'Your kidding right,' I said looking at him.
'Hello my fellow pranksters are you ready for this?' Emmett said a huge grin plastered to his face. He was holding a camera in his hand.
'They have just been told,' Edward said wincing. 'Rose is very loud and angry she told me to tell you Emmett you are a dead man.'
'Well actually I am,' he laughed. 'They will thank us for this.'
'Not from the emotions I'm getting from them,' Jasper said. 'They are deffiantly going to get us back for this one.'
'Well let's not dwell in the future let's focus on the now, and now we should get a good spot in the cafeteria for there little performance,' Emmett said and began to walk away.
MAX P.O.V
I stared at myself in the mirror and felt my anger boil up, it had been ever since we were told by the Head master that we were performing in front of everyone in celebration of the schools opening 50 years ago. They gave us some cotumes we supposedly had 'delivered' and were told that apparently we were keeping the song a surprise. I looked again at the costume and cringed it was a short plaid skirt with a white blouse and tie, it gave the naughty school girl apeal that the guys no doubt choose.
'Grr,' Alice growled as she slammed open her stall door. 'I can not believe them we have to get them back 10 times worse.'
'Cheers to that,' I murmured and took a gulp of my water.
'We don't even no what we are singing,' Nudge cried as she sat next to me, in the same outfit, luckily we could pull them off.
'We're going to have to wing it,' I sighed. 'This should be interesting.'
'No this will be bad,' Rosalie said joining us with Bella both looking stunning. 'The whole school, and some randoms visiting the school will be there. If we stuff up we will look like morons!'
'Calm down Rose,' Bella soothed.
Rosalie began to take deep breath as I turned to Alice. 'Any ideas what we are singing?'
'No they keep changing there minds,' she huffed.
'Well ladies if we want to get them back it starts now we are going to keep our heads held high and save what ever dignity we have left,' I said jumping off the counter. 'And after we blow everyone's mind's away with our talent we will take the boys out!'
'Hi-5 to that!' Nudge yelled and I slapped her a Hi-5.
'Ladies,' Alice began. 'Our daybu awaits.'
EDWARD P.O.V
'Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls we are gathered here today in honour of our school. Special guests are here to celebrate the 50 years our school has been standing and teaching children throughout Forks. So to help celebrate this memorable occasion we have some girls from our school who will perform a song for us,' the Headmaster announced.
Cheering and clapping errupted in the room as the doors were thrown open. Standing there in all their glory were our 5 victims and I have to admit they looked stunning in there costumes.
Dam, Rose looks fine with a capital F! - Emmett
Alice looks like an angel - Jasper
Argh! I can't see her, from what everyone says she must look beautiful - Iggy
Oh My God she looks gorgous and she's going to kill me - Fang
'Okay now it is time for the song,' Emmett said. 'Phase 2 of our master plan.'
We looked over at Jasper who was at the stereo and we nodded.
Say when, Jasper said.
The girls walked gracefully up to the stage, they gave the look of confidence and ease, I wonder if they knew what was happening.
EDWARD CULLEN, you snake, you arrogant bastard, jerk, gay, asshole, you are dead, you are all dead, I will personally put your head on a stick, I swear - Rose
Edward I hope you no I see you and the guys future and it does not look pretty - Alice
Edward tell Fang to watch his back - Max
'Fang, Max says watch you back,' I whispered to him. I saw him put his head in his hands and groan.
Yep, deffiantly a goner - Fang
'Ladies and Gentleman I give you the Fivealicious Babes.'
Claps and Shouts came again as the girls took there microphones.
Fivealicious Babes, I'm going to kill Emmett, it had to be him - Rose
Dam they are hot!
I bet they look better without all those clothes.
Eww, the guys in this school are so... animalistic and horny - Max
I had to laugh at that she had no idea. I felt anger towards all the disturning thoughts I was hearing mostly from the guys all undressing them in there minds, I had to get Emmett to hold me down.
Cool it bro - Emmett
Wow someones cranky - Jasper
'What song did you pick?' I asked Emmett.
He turned and grinned evilly 'You'll see.' Then he gave Jasper the signal to start the song.
MAX P.O.V
Oh God, was all I thought as the music started up. I heard Alice laugh beside me and I looked over to her confused.
'What,' I heard Emmett yell. 'This isn't the song I choose.'
Alice laughed even harder. I grinned at her knowing she had something to do with it. The song playing sounded rather familiar, a new song I heard on the radio I think.
ROSE-
You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
Yeah, you PMS like a bitch
I would know
ALICE-
And you always think
Always speak cryptically
I should know
That you're no good for me
ALL -
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
You, you don't really wanna stay, no
You, but you don't really wanna go, oh
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
After singing the first chorus I felt myself get into the song and when ! looked over so were the others. I could feel the smile of victory cross my face and knew they hadn't got us this time. Bella took over the next verse.
BELLA-
We used to be just like twins, so in sync
The same energy now's a dead battery
NUDGE-
Used to laugh 'bout nothing
Now you're plain boring
I should know
That you're not gonna change
I smiled proudly as Nudge sung as the others danced around, we sounded good but we must be dancing like idiots, but hey whatever works right!
ALL-
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
You, you don't really wanna stay, no
You, but you don't really wanna go, oh
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
MAX
Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love bipolar
Stuck on a rollercoaster
Can't get off this ride
You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
ALL-
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
We walked down the stage to the audience and began hitting there hands they cheered for us as we walked past, after a while I caught the girls eyes and we headed towards the guys.
You, you don't really wanna stay, no
You, but you don't really wanna go, oh
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down, down, down, down...
We had stop and posed in front of the guys as everone errupted into cheers I moved over to Fang and whispered into his ear. 'Death is only the beginning for making me do that.'
'Technically I didn't, you could have not done it,' he whispered back.
I smiled evilly at him and gave him a peck on the cheek. 'I will still get you back just wait!'
With that I pushed off and the girls and I exited the cafeteria.
'I don't know about you girls but I say we skip school and get ourselves a plan,' Alice said.
'Wouldn't Esme and Carlisle get angry if we skip and go home,' Nudge asked.
'Who says were going home,' Rose smirked. 'We need to get some 'equipment' for our revenge.'