Naruto woke up to the sound of pleasant humming. The sound came from his emerald-eyed wife, who was preparing for work.
"How come you're in such a good mood?," he asked with a yawn, rubbing the sleep from his eyes.
"It's a surprise. I'll tell you later, Naruto," Sakura said, clearly giddy about whatever the surprise was.
Naruto showered and got dressed, then walked into the kitchen, still half-asleep.
"What's for breakfast, Sakura-chan?"
"I'm making your favorite, miso pork ramen!," she answered, still very excited.
"Really? What's the occasion?," he asked, blinking. "Oh no, I didn't forget our anniversary again, did I?," he asked in a panic, mentally flipping through the calendar.
"No, Naruto, it's not that. Besides, I told you it was a surprise!"
"So tell me already, Sakura-chan!," he said impatiently.
"No, not till later!," she said with a grin, setting his bowl down in front of him.
They ate their breakfast in relative silence, the quiet only being broken by the occasional giggle from the rosette.
After they ate, they said their goodbyes and headed off to work. Neither could focus very well that day, with Naruto racking his brain for the reason Sakura was acting so weird, and with Sakura barely able to contain her excitement. Luckily for the both of them, it was a relatively uneventful day.
Naruto came home and awaited Sakura's return, glancing at the clock on the living room wall every few minutes. Sakura finally came through the door after what seemed like hours, said hello, and gave him a kiss.
"So? What's the big news?," he asked eagerly.
Sakura giggled girlishly before announcing, "I'm pregnant!"
THUD.
"Eh? Naruto? Are you alright? Naruto? Naruto, wake up!"
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Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.