Chapter 14: Zoo Madness.

Thank you to KittyCheshireluv for suggesting this. I have a critical case of Writer's block for this story so please suggest some ideas. They can be anything from really depressing to physically insane! P.S minor MJpt2 spoilers.

STILL ONLY OWN OCS! I DON'T OWN THE HUNGER GAMES EITHER!

Answers to questions:

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Also, I'm sorry if these are wrong. I don't think they are anyway.

"As I am now a crownculus genius, what shall we do?"

"Don't get too bigheaded." Darling laughed at her boyfriend. "You won't be able to get in your dorm room."

"Ha, ha,ha. Very funny. Shall we just go to the zoo or something?" Chase responded.

Darling shrugged. "Why not? Daring's doing community service there too, so it'll be fun to torment him."

When they got to the zoo, Chase froze. "Umm... they don't have Rattle snakes, d-do they?"

"Wait, you are a knight... and you're scared of a snake?" Darling questioned as Chase went bright red. "You do know they are in enclosures, right? They aren't gonna eat you."

As they soon approached the first enclosure, Chase went deathly it wasn't a Rattlesnake that was staring him in the face. "Wh-what the hex is that?!"

Darling turned around. "It's a mutt, stupid," Chase gave her a confused and offended look, causing Darling to roll her eyes. "Y'know. From The Hunger Games?"

"I thought the mutts were wolves..dogs...whatever they were. Not lizards."

Darling sighed in frustration. "There are different mutts. The tribute/wolf mutts, Tracker Jackers, Mockingjays, Jabberjays, the Saber-toothed Baboon things and these Lizards."

One pale mutt approached the glass and screeched. "KATNISS! WHERE'S KATNISS?!"

"Wait,"Chase said. "Why are they here if they are from The Hunger Games?"

"I-I don't know. There is physically no way they could get from Panem to here. Cressida, Messalla, Gale, Finnick, Peeta, Katniss and Pollux killed most of them anyway. And the ones they didn't, Katniss blew up with the Holo when she was putting Finnick out of his misery."

Suddenly, Ashlynn and Rosabella approached the knight couple.

"Are you checking out the Hunger Games mutts?" asked Ashlynn. "They're the only ones of their kind."

"How'd they get here?" Chase asked.

"No one knows. They just appeared last week and we helped round them up into enclosures."

Then the mutts began to sound like a certain guitarist and and a poetic frog.

"We got 'em good!" Sparrow shrieked while playing his beloved guitar.

"I can't believe we got away with being off school for a week!" Hopper said.

"You didn't" Darling said. "The staff have been looking for you, Ginger and Poppy were in tears and you have detention for a month when you get back."

Hopper then turned to Sparrow. "See, I told you this was a bad idea!"

Sparrow shrugged at the burgundy haired prince. "True. But we look smokin' in these skin-tight suits!" The girls gagged and were trying to think of a single thing Poppy saw in this guy that was appealing.

"Yeah, you two should get back to school before I hext Blondie and tell-"

"Okay, okay we're going, we're going!" the boys said as they ran off. "Just please don't tell Blondie!"

Rosabella turned to Darling. "This must be what it's like to live with Daring. I had no idea. I feel so sorry for you! Just please don't tell Daring I said that!"

"Don't tell me you said what?" Daring asked as he wrapped his arms around Rosabella's waist.

His girlfriend giggled nervously. "N-nothing." Darabella turned to Darling.

Darling thought for a moment before opening her mouth. "Sparrow and Hopper were dressed up as mutts from Mockingjay Part 2 and Sparrow started acting like you then Rosabella said she felt sorry for me because I live with you." the Charming Princess quickly backed behind her boyfriend.

"Darling Charming, I swear to hex I'm gonna kill you!"

This was more random than I expected. But who else could see Sparrow doing that and Hopper dragging him into it?

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