Kai was walking back from the mailbox. When he entered the Bounty the other ninja were waiting excitedly. They then ripped open the bag and pulled out a letter.
Dear Kai,
Seriously, how are you so sexy! Btw, LOVE the hair!
~Love, ninjago1282
Dear Jay,
Your jokes are HILARIOUS! Every time you say one, I can't stop laughing! You are the BEST ninja ever!
~Love, ninjago1282
Dear Cole,
LOVE YOUR ROCK HARD ABS! (Had to) What made you get into Nya? You weren't into her before? But, I know your perfect match is here somewhere. Do you know a girl named Seliel? I believe you will really like her.
Love, ninjago1282
Dear Zane,
Have you and Pixal have done the deed yet? ;-)
Wait, have you two even gone a date yet?
Love, ninjago1282
Dear Lloyd,
How old are you? I mean, on the inside. When you were a kid, you got turned older. How old should you be now?
That's all! I really love your book! It's amazing!
The Ninja each with a pen in hand wrote their replies
Dear ninjago1282
Nothing can explain the depth and magnitude of my hotness *flexes arms* I guess I'm just destined to be the hottest guys ever.
Love Kai
Dear ninjago1282
Ha thanks I got books full of them I could share with you.
From Jay
Dear ninjago1282
I got into Nya because she is smart and independent and excels at everything she does. It was a lapse of judgment though as I strained me and Jays friendship. I've never heard of anyone named Seliel who is she?
From Cole
Dear ninjago1282
No we have not found time to go on a date with her in my head. You know maybe we should reconstruct her I would like that and I know she will too. What do you mean done the de- No no no no no no no no no no no no processor overheating. Never no not ever ahhhhhhhh *runs away*
From Zane
Dear ninjago1282
I think you broke Zane. Anyways when I was a child I was ten. After I turned older I became 20.
From Lloyd