Chapter 14 - twila realizez something

"- About how she is such a complete and utter idiot and needs to just die, permanently,"

A/N: hey gays lololol!

...That's the best you got?

r u redy for omor chapta! i ben working on dis 4 a rilly longtim nd mad sur all de gramma iz gud.

Obviously not.

*looks at how short this is* You've been working on this for a long time? I call bullshit.

plus i notisd dat ppl r already makin mouvies outa mi stroy on youtube omfg!

The fuck they are?!

And I thought I was fucked up. What is youtube thinking?! Don't they know it's just making her more arrogant!

datz so punk rok lol. anthrax for de good revows ok! MCR ROX 666

Oh god, just shut up.

CHAPTER 14

After we died, me and Edward stood at the end of the passageway in the Black Cavern of Bloody Dezpair.

Why are you still going there?

You're dead. Remember?

Then we went. I was extremely exited at the idea of living with more vampz.

Because living with the Cullen coven wasn't living with other vampires.

So I said. "This is so amazing," lol. "Hamez is gone, no more school, plus we can make new friendz. And I got to meet Dita von Trees!"

How do you know they'll accept you?

"Yeah" Edward said sobbing.

Why are you crying?

Did you realize the shitty story you were in?

Then ... . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . .. . . .

Cue the shitty dramatic pause.

I REALIZED SOMETHING.

You realize what a horrible story this was?

2 BE CONTINUED

Never.

Actually, he's right, there isn't any chapters after this.

END OF CHAP 14 X

And this story.

THANK GOD!

Ok maybe its a little shrot

A little?!

It was like 200 words!

but de next one will b real fuckin long

Yeah. Right.

but Swooney Toad just came on tv so i hav to watch it bye.

Swooney Toad? Yeah? Bet it has nothing on Sweeny Todd.

Sweeney Todd is boss.

"Oh my God! It's finally done!" M.C yawned as he stretched and stood up. He flinched when a chair when flying past him, ripping into the screen. Spades had a savage smile on her face as she glared, holding on to a new chair to throw too.

When she noticed the look M.C was giving her, she gave a laugh, "What? they'll fix it by the time we do our Super Smash Bro's chapter."

The smaller boy shrugged, "True, okay, go ahead."

With a maniac laugh, Spades threw the other chair into the screen and ran up to it. She proceeded to rip the screen completely apart, laughing like a madwoman.

M.C just leaned back with a neutral expression than sighed, "Eh, looks like we got one story done. What story are we doing next?" he asked.

In response, a chute opened up above him and a pile of papers fell on him, burying him under the white objects. All papers had the name of a story they might review.

"You asked," Spades laughed.