Judiro: All right! Let's get those creative juices flowing!! Take a ride thru happy town! Whoo- whoo!! Whoo-whoo!
Vero: J!! You're scaring the good reviewers!! Again!!
Judiro: Well, I have to do something!! I must try to entertain the reviewers!!
Axel: I can strip Roxas!!
Roxas: I can kill Axel!!
Judiro: Strip boy!! Strip like you've never stripped before!!
Roxas: The hell?! Judiro!! You-
Disclaimer: I have owned not a thing. This glorious Kingdom Hearts is so great. All I own is the plotline, though it's not going too well at the moment.
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Axel came to. He struggled to get up, but he found out quickly that he had been bound.
"Aw, come one, redhead! Can't you let us have our fun?" The punk man smirked evilly at Axel. Axel glared hellfires at the men.
"Who are you? And why won't you leave us alone?!" Axel roared again, his heated anger returning.
The punk man laughed. "What a way to say hi, fag bitch. I'm Brian Hunting. That over there is Lexaeus Brody. The others are Seifer, Kris, and Wilbur. Say 'hello', guys." All but Lexaeus came over and kicked Axel quite hard. If only he weren't tied up, he'd completely destroy them.
"Come on, where's your anger now?! Where's your strength?!" Brian laughed again as he continued to kick Axel. He suddenly stopped and got an even more sinister look on his face. "Oh… I know exactly how to get under your skin. I want to see you scumbags beg, and I know how. Men, the boy!"
Axel snarled and continued to struggle. His hands and feet were tied, and his chakrams had been taken away. He watched in horror as Sora began to be harassed, while Judiro was being restrained.
Axel felt his anger grow. He then recalled something that Juken told him long ago.
"In times of great stress, people usually possess superhuman strength."
Brian continued to smirk as he threw Judiro against the wall, only to take out a pocket knife and make some cuts on Sora's arms. The brunette wailed, and Axel couldn't do anything.
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This is so perfect!! Finally, I can get back at these freaks of nature. They'll soon see the errors of their ways! Brian began to scheme even more. "Come on Axel! I thought you came here to kill us! What happened to you? Ahahaha!! This is so rich!!"
Brian didn't take notice that Lexaeus was growing a very darkening expression. He did take notice when he spoke with that horrid, yet frightening deep tone.
"Cut the shit, Brian! Or do you want me to come over there?" Brian froze. He quickly gathered his senses as he looked back at the hired body.
"Oh, come on Lexaeus!! This is exactly why we hired you!! Come over and help us beat the fuck out of these fags!" Brian laughed again, but it grew shaky as Lexaeus continued to glare.
"Alright, alright! Men, stop. We'll resume later when Miss Pissy leaves." 'Miss Pissy' snarled which made Brian step back along with the other men.
Geez, what's his problem? Doesn't he know that they deserve this treatment?! Man's probably a fag himself…
The beatings stopped, but Axel was still snarling and struggling.
"Hehehe!! Does the dog want to be played with as well?"
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Axel was now furious at what they were doing. Not only were they hurting him, but they were harming Sora as well.
How dare they!? Damn those… Graahh!! Axel shouted to the top of his lungs, which could literally make anyone cower. Lexaeus was just a little shocked to see Axel so pissed.
"You all going to pay!! You're going to pay for what you did!!" Axel struggled even more until it looked like the ropes could break.
Axel continued to steam as two people rushed over with some handcuffs. Would've been kinky, but not in this situation. Axel was now cuffed tightly, so he continued to become enraged.
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Meanwhile…
"Yeah, and he like said "Oh no he didn't!" and I was like, "Oh yes he did!", and he was like "Oh NO he didn't!!" and I was all like "Uh, YES he did!!" and he was all like…" Marluxia continued to talk on his cell phone like some sort of prep girl.
Three hours of waiting in traffic to save people they love and Vexen was stuck with a chatty Marluxia. Oh, the irony and cruel agony of it all… Vexen would prefer being tortured some other way, but he was stuck with this. "MARLUXIA!!" The ice-man shouted as Larxene ate her takeout in the backseat. "Shut. You. DAMN. Phone. OFF!!"
"Geez, Vexie, you don't have to be so pissy!" Marluxia did a "Talk to the Hand" gesture, and Vexen gripped the wheel tightly. It was going to be a long drive…
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"Stop it!! Stop!! Leave me alone!!" Sora was shivering from fright of being hurt even more as Kris grabbed him and tied him to a chair. Sora struggled desperately, continuing to quiver.
Brian, the big bad boss of the group, came over and shoved the chair so it fell backwards. Upon landing on the impact, Sora's head banged against the head of the chair, but he wished he could have been knocked out.
So much for that wish. Seifer came over and began to just continuously punch the brunette in the stomach, and the chair would occasionally fall, and Seifer would harshly bring it up again only to continue.
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Lexaeus was slowly losing his temper. This was no way to treat someone. He really regretted getting involved in this, but maybe he could help make it right. Heh, how cliché. One of the bad guys turns good.
The muscle man shook his head and stood, walked over to the closet, and took out his tomahawk.
His expression turned even darker. Lexaeus went over to Axel to cut the bondages, but when Axel saw that dark glare and giant tomahawk head towards him, he instinctively wanted to get away.
"Ahahaha!! Yeah, Lexaeus! You show that fag whose boss!" Wilbur cheered. Lexaeus decided to go along with it and raised his weapon. Axel shut his eyes and flinched, awaiting a strong, killing blow to the body, but it never came.
Instead, Lexaeus threw the weapon at Wilbur. It killed him instantly, blood rushing out from the blow to the head.
Seifer looked at him, scared for his life. "W-why did you do that?!"
"Because," Lexaeus laughed darkly. "I must make amends to these people." The brown haired man was able to destroy the ropes and cuffs with one swift blow. Axel stood and ran for his weapons, a demonic look in his eyes. "I'll leave you to your… hostages." Lexaeus turned around and headed for the door.
As soon as he was outside, a car was parked outside and two men were rushing toward the cabin.
One had an enraged look about him, his pink hair was singed, and he held a gigantic pink and green scythe. The other man Lexaeus knew. A tall, blue, full body towering shield, those dirty blonde locks, acidic green eyes and icy face. Only that belonged to Vexen.
Said Vexen walked up to Lexaeus. "Lex?! What are you doing here?!"
"Vex, you now him?" The pink haired man shook his head and ran past the brunette to go inside.
There was much bloodshed and pain from the screams he heard.
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(Of course, you're not gonna miss out on the action, are ya?)
As Axel watched Lexaeus leave, the redhead went insane. "You won't forget this!!" Axel rushed forward with unnatural speed toward Seifer, impaling the blonde and slicing him to pieces. First the arms, then the legs, then the neck and finishing with a clean cut through the torso.
Brian pulled out a gun, but found a large, pink blade against his neck, a pink haired man behind him.
"Alright Axie! The last two are yours!" The pink haired man sang as Brian stood in terror. Axel lunged at Kris and… well, let's just say that there was now a cross through the face. Ouch!!
"And you…" Axel began to laugh the same way Brian did, except that this time, the tables were turned. "You… This is for hurting Roxas and Juken!!" Axel dug the chakrams into Brian's thighs. "This is for kidnapping and harming Sora!!" A quick left-right slash to the stomach. "This is for making Xemnas and Saix cry!!" Both arms cut off. "And this… this is for everything you've done!!"
Marluxia flew back as Axel split Brian's cranium in two.
What a nasty sight it was. Of course, what Axel didn't know happened straight after.
"Axel, take Sora and run as far away as possible, understand?" Judiro looked over at Axel with a sad smile. "It was wonderful to see you again…"
Marluxia froze in shock, staring blankly at the once dead friend. Axel felt incredibly sad at the tone in Judiro's voicem but did as he was told. He picked up a passed out Sora and ran away with Marluxia and Vexen. Lexaeus seemed to stay behind, but no matter what they said, the brunette did not leave.
He and Judiro were left behind. The ground began to shake for some reason. The group's hearts were heavy as they came to the intersection. The shaking grew ever more violent, and they sped off to get as far away as possible. When Axel looked back, there was a bright flash of white, and the entire forest disappeared, leaving nothing but a gorge.
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"Heh heh… So, Lex. What should we once we return back to the Earth? I personally think that it's high time we watch over them." Judiro looked sadly at the forest. It was beginning to crumble away. Beneath the land was a gorge, an eternal abyss.
"Well," Lexaeus said with a smile. "This doesn't make much sense. We die, we come back by that jerk, and now this place is collapsing. I wonder if they'll ever know what this place was."
"I sure don't know what it is, but I hear that this forest just appeared on day. It tampered with memories and with the minds of all who entered. At least that won't be happening anymore."
The two looked at each other, seeing each other crumbling away.
"Sounds like a twisted fairy tale, eh?" Lexaeus smiled one final time before he turned back into dust.
"I love you, Axel, Juken, Roxas, Marluxia, Vero… my friends…" Judiro also turned to dust as everything crumbled away.
This place where magic could exist was now and forever gone, along with any and all who were lost within its woods.
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"Well, that didn't make much sense, now did it?" Axel asked around as the group sat in the Hikari's living room. Sora wasn't in serious condition, but he was bandaged up and put to bed. At least this will be one memory that never made sense.
"I haven't the faintest idea what happened, but I certainly feel like a giant thing has been taken off my chest." Larxene was holding Namine in her lap.
"I think you were just talking about your non-existent boobs, Larxy," Axel grinned as he began to bounce Roxas on his knee.
Larxene threw a watermelon at Axel. "I SO have boobs! Look!! Look!!" She ruffled them around to prove it.
Axel only continued. "I still think it's jelly and apricots. Besides, you're so jealous that you don't have my curves."
"That's because you're a freaking anorexic," Larxene scoffed.
Such conversations continued to unfold. They mentioned some things about Larxene having a manhood, ducks, llamas, and other things.
The randomness continues to slowly make its glorious return, along with happy days and memorable moments. Roxas was out of the hospital, Sora was recovering, and Axel wasn't in the mood to kill anymore.
But Fate has other things in store for them.
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Judiro: Hope this satisfies your blood lust. If it doesn't, then I am truly sorry.
Vero: (throws a rubber duckie at Judiro) You make the strangest stories…
Judiro: Aren't we good? Fa-CHA!!
Iris: Read and reviews!! Keep us alive!!