*Hides* Don't kill me please! I have a fanfiction to write! *Angry fans surround me* WRITE YOUR NEXT CHAPTER IMMEDIATELY! Me: FINE!

Anyways, If you haven't noticed, I'm back! People who have OC's, please don't kill me, but I'm removing them all from the story due to lack of I can't move on further with the OC stage like this. I FINALLY HAVE A WII U AND SMASH FOR WII U! Not 3ds though. What? You wanna know how my last chapter story arc ended? FINE! REFLET(Male Robin) SAVES THE DAY Anyways, please enjoy!

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~WARNING! POKEMON ORAS SPOILERS FOR DELTA EPISODE AHEAD~

14:Ness

After some vigorous studying, and more annoying aura emanating from us being kids, FRICKIN NATURAL DISASTERS, Rain strong enough to eliminate all life on this realm, DROUGHT strong enough to eliminate all life on this realm, 8 gym leaders, 4 elite four members, Steven, And the threat of a meteor strong enough to end the world, I had did it. I HAD BEATEN ALPHA SAPPHIRE! And I had done it before Toon Link, my roommate, who was still trying to capture Groudon.

"WHY THE HECK CAN YOU NOT JUST USE YOUR MASTER BALL!" Me and Lucas shouted.

"BECAUSE I NEED TO SAVE IT FOR DEOXYS!"

"BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO SAVE IT FOR DEOXYS!" Shouted Toon Link and Red respectively.

All of a sudden, waluigi threw a perspective swapping bomb at us, and it was his perspective.

"Time to get rid of this bad luck. With my bad luck bye bye potion!" And I threw my potion into my mouth and swallowed it whole, bottle included. All of a sudden, my mouth was a black hole, and the miis were all sucked in.

"Hehe... Sorry Kids?" I sputtered as they charged at me.

~Perspective swap~

"OW! NOT THERE! PLEASE STAHP! PRETTY PLEASE!" Shouted Waluigi, as we tried to deal as much damage as his annoying Assist Trophy did.

"WHEN WILL YOU BRING BACK THE MII'S!" We all shouted in sync.

"WHEN I CAN MAKE A BAD LUCK POTION!" He screamed, obviously being sarcastic. That just made us madder. Then, I got an idea.

"HOW DARE YOU INSULT KING MARTH! TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!" Screamed Lucina, as she charged at Waluigi.

"HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!" Screamed Marth, who had become insane and thought of himself as a king(Temporary), as he charged at Waluigi.

"May god have mercy on his soul." Said Shulk as he and Ike fought for the leftover KFC.

~Later~

"So here's the deal. You will steal the rest of the KFC and make it sound like Shulk stole it to Ike, and Ike stole it to Shulk. And we have to do it now before Shulk gets a vision. Guys? GUYS!" I shouted, while Lucas and Toony-poo were watching some reruns of an old cartoon, and Red was in the middle of a heated pokemon tournament. I smashed the tv and turned off red's 3ds.

"NOOO!" They screamed as they were forced to pull the prank.

"MY CHICKEN! NOOOOOOOOO! WHY NESS WHY! I SHOULD LISTEN TO MY VISIONS MORE!" Moaned Shulk as he fell asleep.

"WITHOUT MY GLORIOUS CHICKEN I CAN'T STAY AWAKE!" Shouted Ike as he fell asleep.

After that me and toony poo were in a heated pokemon battle. Suddenly, Captain falcon, who had recently discovered memes, raced into the room.

"I MADE A MEME!" He shouted. In his hands he was holding a poster that Shulk was taped to. It showed his empty kfc box next to him. The caption read "Im really not feeling it."

"Hey! HEY HEY HEY!" Shouted a suddenly awake Shulk.

"First, i'm gonna..." was as far as shulk got before I yelled.

"CALM THE LANGUAGE! THIS IS A K+RATED FIC! YOU'LL GET IT REMOVED!"

All of a sudden, the power went off. I felt something splash on me.

"ME AND NESS CAN'T STAY AWAKE WITHOUT ELECTRONICS! WE'RE GONNA DIE!" And me and Toon Link fell asleep.

When I woke up, I was in a cage. A bunch of doctors were poking and prodding me.

Then, I fell asleep again.

I woke up with Waluigi in front of me, his head in a guillotine.

"WHY DID YOU KILL LORD NESS?!"

"HE'S ONLY UNCON..." Was as far as he got before I fell asleep again.

Then, I woke up.

"Where am I?" I asked the rhetorical question to no-one in particular. It appeared to be smash mansion, but different. There were all these shapes and numbers. The smasher's were in cages and constantly being hurt by the lip's stick flowers on their head.

"Waluigi splashed you with the dimension jumper potion. When you fell asleep, you were traveling into another dimension. Remember V.G.A.E? The company that tried to kill Olimar? This is the universe that they succeed in their goal. I won't tell you what their goal is, you'll just have to figure it out. But V.G.A.E stand for The Video Game Elimination and association to make the world laugh too hard and make this thing purposely long just to make people figure out that this company is supposed to be a funny part of this story and AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH THE AUTHOR TRIED TO SLAP ME I NEED TO RUN FOR EVAR! But T.V.G.E.A.A.T.M.T.W.T.H.A.M.T.T.P.L.J.T.M.P.F.O.T.T.C.I.S.T.B.A.F.P.O.T.S.A.A.T.A.T.T.S.M.I.N.T.R.F.E Was too long. So they choose V.G.A.E. DON'T TELL ANYONE!" Screamed a voice over the intercom.

"But how do I get out?"

"Make yourself another dimension jumper potion." It replied blankly.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I shouted.

~Meanwhile, back at the original smash mansion~

"WHO KIDNAPPED NESS! I WAS GOING TO PRANK HIM! WALUIGI YOURE TOAST!" Screamed Captain Falcon, as he ran toward Waluigi's room.

"WALUIGI GIVES IN!" Screamed Waluigi as he received the falcon punch about 50000000000000000000000000000000000000 times.

If you have read my profile, you know that I am making a bfdi smash version fic. I'll post the chappie when bfdia 6 comes out. If it never comes out, I'll write the story anyways. So... I felt like this chappie wasn't long enough, my hiatus was way longer. So my next chapter will be 5000 words long! But... I NEED SUGGESTIONS FOR WHAT MY NEXT CHAPPIE SHOULD HAVE A PLOTLINE ABOUT, AS I AM OUT OF IDEAS! So, review what you want the 5000 word chappie to be about. After I get enough, NEXT CHAPPIE, HERE I COME!

Seeya soon!