It's about time I got another one of these chapters up, this is a joint fiction of me and two of my fans, though they are just my pals that sit in front of me and tell me what they want their ocs to do, while I talk and act for my oc, and all the cannon characters, and Karthaingo and Piro, are finally together with me to complete another chapter.

So here we go.

===council chambers in the Hokage tower===

Kovedian, Karthaingo, and Piro were rudely dragged into this dark room, filled with old geezers, and pompous assholes... why does this seem familiar?

A random civilian council member, decided to begin.

"Alright, as far as we know, the third made a deal to allow you to join the village, and as far as we see, you are capable ninja, and will be great assets to the village. Concerning your bloodlines though, how would you like to start up clans here as we?"

Karthaingo looked to be thinking about something, scratching the back of his head.

"So basically, your telling me I'm good at fighting, and you need me around, but what do you mean start a clan?"

Hiashi Hyuuga looked irritated, and so he sounded a little annoyed, but he decided he wanted the civilian council to shut up more than he wanted to just sit in his office at home.

And Piro's ranting about wanting a damn banana, was truly getting on everyone's nerves.

"The fools over there want you three to screw around with women, so there will be more people with your powers around, so our village can be more powerful then it already is."

Kovedian looked at Hiashi for a few seconds before asking his question.

"I assume this meeting has been going on for several hours huh?"

Kove's question was answered by Shibi.

"We have been in this room four eight hours, listening to them argue about asking Jariya of the sannin to be Hokage."

Karthaingo looked taken back a bit by that statement.

"You mean that old pervert who writes the cheesy porno? Why would you ask him?"

Tsume looked at Karth for a few seconds before answering.

"Jariya of the sannin is a very respected and powerful ninja, and at the moment, the only sannin who is willing to be in Konoha willingly, and doesn't want to kill anyone."

Karthaingo simply asked a simple question.

"Then why don't you guys ask him to be Hokage already?"

Koharu of the elder council was looking irritated with the three ninja before her.

"What right do you have to ask what we plan to do with our village?"

Piro simply bursts out a demand.

"Bitch! Go get me a banana!"

Everyone of the council members were thinking he was an idiot, and they were mostly right.

Karthaingo reached into his pocket and pulled out some bread, speaking to the Council lady, then turns to Piro, for a short time, then turns back to address the council once again.

"Ignore him, he's just hungry. You, eat this it's banana bread, it's tasty. Now, before you got your panties in a bunch, what I was saying was, if you guys already had someone in mind, how come you didn't ask him? Did you have someone else you were considering? I wasn't demanding anything."

Kovedian looked between the two ninja and decided to defuse the situation, and it had nothing to do with him not having said anything since he arrived...

"I believe they would go and do that, but it is most likely they wanted to deal with us first."

Karth turned to Kove.

"Well whats to deal with? We're here, we're not making trouble, in fact, I just got them out of trouble."

Kove sighed as he responded, trying to ignore Piro as he happily sings the nom nom song, while noming away at the banana bread, strangely in tune with a mouth full of food.

"Well you do realize, they also wanted the chance to convince us to let them use our children as soldiers, the whole clan thing is a cover up they use, so they can convince us to make the soldiers, they want an army of us three..."

Kove looks at Piro for about a second before speaking again.

"Though they don't want us training them, for obvious reasons."

Karth spoke up as Kove ended his little speech.

"I already knew that, I wanted to see what they were gonna tell me."

As Piro continued the nom nom song, several members of the council were trying their hardest to ignore him, though with none speaking at the moment, it was all they were able to hear.

Kovedian did several hand seals, charged electrical chakra into his hand, and slapped Piro upside the head.

"Shut up"

Piro pretended to be hurt, as he sat crying in the corner.

Hiashi sighed as he decided to end the meeting, feeling he should stop the civilian council members before they convinced the three powerful warriors to slay them all, considering the ninja council warned them they were not gonna save them if the three men decided to deal with any member of the civilians before they even sent the anbu to go retrieve them.

"Well, since the matter of the three new ninja to our ranks has been dealt with, you three may go."

Piro decided to rudely yell out a random comment.

"I will leave when I'm good and ready, Dammit!"

Karthaingo spared a second to look at Piro, then turned to address the council.

"So what are we gonna do now that the old man is gone?"

Danzo of the high council decided to speak up and answer.

"'We' as in us on the council, shall speak amongst ourselves and decide the best course of action."

Kovedian glared at the old war hawk as he spoke in a demanding tone.

"And I, as in the acting head of the Uzumaki clan, till our actual clan head is of age, demands my rightful place here on this council to be discussed now."

Koharu decided to truly become stupid.

"How dare you claim to be apart of that brat's clan, when the stupid brat doesn't even have a clan."

Karthaingo looked a bit offended as he snapped at the old hag while pointing at her.

"You listen here grandma, if it wasn't for me, you would be up to your earballs in snake trouble. So here's the deal, we either conduct this meeting properly, with all members, of the council, or I'm gonna find that snake I scared off, and chase him back here. So unless you have something constructive to say, shut up, and go back to your knitting."

Kovedian appeared to be smirking at Karthaingo, while he pulled a piece of paper from his jacket.

"This paper is signed by the third Hokage, as well as the acting head of the Uzumaki clan, stating I am the current clan head, so you all really don't have a say if I can be here or not."

Hiashi took the paper, and read through it, and then passed the paper on, while noticing the Hokage signature, that could not have been forged, due to previously obtained means.

"According to the contract, the light branch has the ape contract of the Sarutobi clan, it also mentions that the two clans would be sharing the contract, would you mind explaining that?"

"Piro will be in charge of the contract, so if a Sarutobi desired to sign the contract, they would have to bug him."

Piro blurted out a question.

"Why do I have to deal with the newbies?"

"Because it's your contract, that you wanted, you stupid hairless ape."

Piro stands back a bit mumbling something about stupidity and people.

Karthaingo pulls a cup and flask from a seal on his belt, and pours himself a drink.

"So, are you guys gonna discuss stuff, or do me and the monkey gotta leave?"

Kovedian speaks up and ends the council meeting there.

"Well considering they don't trust us, that leaves three peopls strong enough to lead the village, one is a traitor, the second, is a lazy pervert, so I assume they will send the stupid pervert, to get the third person who is capable, who is the gambling drunk, so which means the meeting is over."

Kovedian finishes with a smile. Karthaingo shakes his head, as he speaks.

"Man, and I thought I made bad choices."

Karthaingo, Kovedian, and Piro all walk out.

The entire council blinks a few times before Koharu asked the question they all wondered.

"Were we just dismissed?"

===In the street walking about near the entrance of the village===

Jariya and Naruto were walking towards the gate to leave and get Tsunade, and when they got close enough, they heard Kovedian, who turns to them and says...

"Hang on, We're going with you."

Karthaingo speaks up with a question.

"Where are we going?"

"We as in, me and you, are going with Jariya and Naruto to retrieve the third sanin, while Piro sits here, and keeps the stupid geezers in line."

Piro resumes his mumbling about stupid people.

Jariya looks at Piro, and asks.

"Whats wrong with him?"

Kovedian gives a simple answer.

"Council."

Jariya nods with sympathy.

"I thought the council was going to go get her?" Karthaingo asks with a confused look on his face.

"No, those guys never do anything for themselves, they went to go get us. They are always trying to push their responsibilities onto someone else." Jariya says, "They wouldn't be the council if they didn't."

Karthaingo finally finishes his drink and puts it away, takes a deep breath, and sighs, before asking.

"We ready to get this party started?"

Naruto, at his height of about five feet, looks up at the man who looks to be twice his size...

"Who are you again?"

Karthaingo looks down at him.

"Depends on who's asking."

Naruto looks a little confused.

"Why would who is asking make the answer different?"

Karthaingo thinks for a moment, before sighing then says.

"Nevermind, I'm too tired to mess with people right now, especially after that council meeting. The name is Karth, and judging by what I've heard, you must be Naruto." he responds, reaching out to shake his hand. "That must mean, you are Jariya." he says as he turns to shake his hand next.

Jariya smiles as he responds, while shaking Karth's hand firmly.

"I assume you are one of my many fans."

Karth responds simply.

"I've heard of you, I've just hadn't had time to just sit down and read lately though."

Jariya gasps, and looks shocked for a bit.

"You have never read one of my fabulous books? You must! Here, take the latest copy, already signed and everything."

"Well thanks, when I have the time, I will make it a point to read this, and if I like it, I'll come back for the other books in the previous books."

Jariya lets out a hearty laugh.

"Well if you want the previous books, then you can buy them at the nearest bookstore."

"Alrighty, I'll keep that in mind."

Naruto finds himself getting bored, which leads him to complaining.

"Can we get going? I would like to get the old hag back here, before I become old myself."

Karthaingo turns to Naruto and smirks.

"Awful big words for a little turd, I like you, your spunky. So where to guys, lead the way."

Jariya smiles and begins walking.

"Follow me!"

As they were leaving, Naruto mumbles about turning into a ten foot tall half fox half human demon hybrid, while Piro sulks while walking back home, still mumbling about stupid geezers.

Karthaingo pulls out more banana bread.

"Hey monkey! Take one for the road."

Piro catches the thrown bread as he looks back then turns to return to his hotel room, where there is who knows who waiting.

===several miles from town===

Jariya looks over to Karth, as he asks a question.

"So, what was that drink you had when we met back at the village?"

"It's a special drink, only comes from one place."

Jariya continues to look expectantly at Karth, while Karth appears to not be saying anything more than that.

"Well?"

"Well, it's really hard to explain what it is, it's something you have to try, basically, it's a recipe I picked up in my travels, unfortunately though, it's top secret, I can't give you the recipe."

"Well secrets sometimes need to be kept."

Naruto gave Jariya a dirty look.

"shouldn't what women look like naked, be one of those secrets you don't look into?"

Karthaingo looks at Naruto, and answers for Jariya.

"But some secrets are too fun to keep."

Kovedian speaks up, in order to defend women's privacy with Naruto.

"Wouls you honestly want, the woman who has given her heart and body to you, be seen by other men?"

"I don't think that's the case here."

"Actually, it is, considering the women Jariya puts in his books, who might I add, is the same Jariya you are defending at the moment, are women who are probably married, and have kids, or are dating a guy, and those women don't want every guy to know what they look like naked, how would you feel if you were drawn naked, and sold, while every person looked at you naked?"

"People should be so lucky as to see me naked, thank you very much, I thought you made these girls up Jariya."

Jariys snaps out of his confused state, which was brought on from his and Naruto's argument, turning into Kove's and Karth's argument, to answer.

"What? You thought I was not 100% authentic? I need real women to put in my book, I do not fake anything."

"I just thought you were creative is all, you forget, I haven't looked through here yet, besides, your famous, you have girls coming up to model for you voluntarily don't you?"

"Are you kidding? Women line up to kill me. They would rather burn me at the stake using the books for kindling, then dance around the fire screaming happy days are her again."

"So while your out doing research, do you ever get caught?"

Naruto speaks up at this point.

"Why don't you tell them about when you spied on my girl in the hot springs?"

Karthaingo responded.

"I'm sure he didn't aim to spy on your little lady."

Jariya almost looked scared for a bit, while Kove notices.

"What did he do to scare you?"

Jariya looked down and almost cried.

"He invented a seal to stop perverts five different ways, the way it stops you, depends on the element, and he used an electric shock seal on my nuts, in order to stop me."

Naruto glared at the old man.

"Just be glad I'm not giving the seal activator to Tsunade."

Jariya paled completely.

Karthaingo spoke up.

"That seems like an awful cruel punishment for an accident."

Naruto calmly answered.

"If he wasn't perverted enough to look, he wouldn't have been stupid enough to see Hinata naked."

"That seams a little excessive don't you think? I don't think he aims to look at little girls, stupidity had nothing to do with it."

"Well fine, you can remove it, as soon as I'm no where near, he can drop his pants, and you can apply the removal seal."

"Or I could beat you until you do it, and then, I could apply a seal that beats the crap outta you every time I think you do something stupid."

"Alright, there are several points you need to look at now. The first is that you don't know how strong I am. And the second is that you would have a very hard time creating a seal to beat people up, considering there is no way a piece of paper actually can hurt someone, and third of all, how the hell would you know if I am doing something stupid if you are no where near me?"

Kovedian spoke up in order to counter Naruto's argument for Karth.

"Well, to counter the first one, he trained me, I beat you, and he watched our battle during the exams, so yeah, he does know how strong you are, secondly, the seal would actually be him hurting you, not an actual seal, and with dealing with the when, it doesn't matter, he will do it whenever he feels like it, not when you do something stupid, even if he thinks your thinking something stupid."

Naruto looked at Kove, then at Karth.

"He trained you?"

Kove responded lazily.

"Yes, he did, he is also my older brother, he also has no clan relation to you."

Naruto looked confused.

"But if he is your older brother, then wouldn't that make him my cousin?"

Kovedian sighed from having to explain.

"The clan is made up of three branches, main, dark, and light, Piro and his sister are from the light branch, while you are from the main branch, me and Karth are from the dark branch, but I am the dark branch head because Karth hates paperwork, and council meetings, so he passed the title to me, while Piro had no choice but to accept the title of light branch head, while you have no choice but to be the main branch head, but what most people assume, is that the first three of our clan were brothers, which is incorrect, they were actually three friends, explaining why there are three different family names, we all just battle under the name Uzumaki, which is the main branch's family name, and yes, there have been times when someone from one family has gotten together from someone in a different branch, so anymore questions?"

Naruto shrugged.

Jariya looked to be thinking.

Karthaingo looks to Naruto.

"So, when are you gonna remove that seal?"

Naruto gave the tall Titan a deadpanned look.

"You do realize there are shadow clones right?"

"You do realize, that I could make a hand for every shadow clone you can make, and each of those hands, are capable of jerking your underwear up and over your forhead."

"And the geezer there is supposed to be a seals expert, so why can't he make a shadow clone himself to examine the seal and learn how to remove it?"

"Because where I'm from, we have this rule, if you break it, you fix it, if you can't fix it, then you pay to fix it. You put it on, you can take it off."

"Or I could give him the removal seal and let him do it. Besides all of my seals are completely useful, none of them are broken."

"What do you think old man, how does that sound?"

Jariya looks at the ten foot tall wall.

"Well, you didn't really have to defend me, I could have figured his seal out, eventually."

"Yeah, but I figured if he did it, he can undo it, save you time from having to figure it out. Why waste time on petty seals?"

Naruto looks at the giant questionably.

"Seals can do anything. Imagine if you had wings! Well I have a seal that can do that."

Karthaingo smiles at the thought of having wings. Naruto takes several steps away from him. Karth speaks up.

"Speaking of wings, when are we getting to town? I'm hungry."

Jariya looks ahead a bit before responding.

"Actually, we're here."

===Chapter end===

I apologize for the long wait, but Karth and Piro had conflicting schedules, and the lawnmower wanted a piece of me... but I won the argument. But it did chew on my fingers though, dammit. But either way, I am healing fine, Piro graduated high school. And Karth has gotten interested on how I have been making him look in here. Which I do ask, which of my ocs do you find the most interesting? Kove, Karth, or Piro? They are all powerful, but we wonder what you think of them. But iether way, I hope you enjoy this, and the next chapter.