AN: dis chapta wuz brot 2 u by da AFCA. (I prefer the ASPCA, the guys who save animals.) da americin fried chikin associashun. (I hate this association. AFCA, Y U NO give us cool fanfics?)

"wut r we gonna do about dat nigga" sed vadermort. he wuz sittin in his evil lair havin dinna wit dracula an hitler. (Fun fact about FallenHero93: She also makes Hitler parodies on Youtube) dey were eatin babies. (Not so fun fact about FH93: She doesn't like babies, but she surely doesn't approve of eating them)

"i say we kill him!" sed dracula (Dracula is from my country! Go Dracula go!)

"gutantof gutantof chocolate choclate gutantof" (Sounds like a Sparta Remix of chocolate and "guten tag") sed hitler wich wuz german 4 "i agree we shud kill him" (I agree too)

"ive tried dat u fool!" sed vadermort "hes such a great blak magicon (Magic + unicorn = magicon) dat he keeps cumming (Hermione helps him *cough*) bak 2 life"

dracula tok a bit of his baby. "den how r we gonna kill dat nigga" (We should kill him. But we can't do it. How are we gonna do it?)

"i dont know" sed vadermort. den hitler screemed.

"KINDERGAREN" he sed wich wuz german 4 "deres sumden rong wit mi baby" (Yeah, it's being eaten by a gibberish-speaking Hitler)

den dracula lookd ova "wait dat isnt a baby... dis is fried chiknin!11" (Yep, I always confuse babies with cooked chicken. I was actually wondering why were all those ladies carrying fried chicken in their strollers)

den vadermort had an idea. (Amaze me)

"i no" (i yes) he sed. "ill go bak in time an make sure dat FRIED CHIKIN WUZ NEVER INVENTED!111" (Uh...So what?)

"daz a good idea" sed dracula an hitler clappin dere hands. (I thought Hitler spoke "German", so how come he also said "datz a good idea"?)

dracula finished his meel. "my my wut an enjoyable meel" he sed dabbing da sides of his cape.

den vadermort starded speekin "by tomorrow everythin in hogwart is gonna BE ALL WHITE!1111111" (Is Dumbles renovating the school?)

AN: ohhh dat wuz scarry...(Agreed, it left me with some mental scars) i wundda wuts gonna happen next!11 (Fried chikin, Vadermort appearing, the hero's death&ressurection. Although not necessarily in that order)