"Our next guest tonight," the host said, "Is Fox's second-in-command, Falco!"
The falcon walked out onto the stage and sat down.
"Falco," the host said, "you are really stubborn."
"I am not!" Falco denied as the buzzer went off.
"I mean," the host said, "You're stubborn about loving Katt, about being second to Fox, everything!"
"I do not!" Falco said as the buzzer went off.
"Just watch," the host pointed the red buzzer, "That buzzer's red."
"No it's not," Falco said, "It's blue!" The buzzer then went off as he argued.
"No, it's red!"
"It's blue!"
"Red!"
"Blue!"
"Red!"
"Blue!
"Red!"
"Blue!"
"Red!"
"Blue!"
"Red!"
"Blue!"
"Red!"
"Blue!"
"Can't you tell the difference between Red and Blue!?" The host demanded.
"Yes," Falco said, that part being the only part he didn't lie, "It's blue!"
"Red!"
"Blue!"
"Red!"
"Blue!"
"Red!"
"Black!"
"Black?" The host asked, confused.
"I meant blue!" Falco said, telling the truth for only the second time that interview.
"You are," the host said, "Going to be Red, Black, AND Blue by the time Earl's done with you!"
"Earl?!" Falco asked as he jumped out the window as he flew away.
"You're paying for that!" The host said, "I hate it when they break my window!"
Let me just say this: I have come to take pride in my writing because of all the good reception. Hope to see you next time.