AN: Okay, first off, I had a PM a while ago from a guest calling themselves MysteryWoman. In repl to your review: YAY ANOTHER NIGHTVALIAN! Now I know at least one person will understand it, it will definitely occur :D And I have now decided that because the Johnlock arguement is a little split... I'm going to write it in, BUT i'll make it as subtle as I can, as in the kind of subtle that if you want, you can read it as bromance x I feel this is the best way to settle this. I hope everyone can deal with that x
Here comes Eleven! Brace yourselves for one of the randomest and weirdest chapters I've ever written... Enjoy!
Conversation 14: Paradox
Another ghost caught, another close call with his parents, and more being called "oblivious"… Danny really was getting quite tired of the second and third ones. Slumping in his chair, Danny switched on his computer. Hopefully nothing weird would go on in the chatroom today…
TheOncomingStorm10 has signed in.
GhostBoy09 has signed in.
TOS10: Oh, hello Danny. Looks like it's just you and me today :)
GB09: Hi, Doctor… That's okay then :)
BowTiesAreCool has signed in.
TOS10: Aha! A new victi- I mean person!
GB09: Haha, hey new guy! What's your name?
BTAC: Hello… Gosh, I remember this thing…
TOS10: What?
BTAC: I remember this chatroom.
TOS10: How can you remember this chatroom? You've never been on here.
BTAC: Oh, sorry, I should introduce myself! I do tend to get a bit ahead of myself :P I'm the Doctor!
GB09: Uh… Really?
TOS10: Oh god…
BTAC: What…?
TOS10: {BTAC} Are you another regeneration?
BTAC: {TOS10} Yes, I am
GB09: How can you have the exact same crazy name as the guy who runs this?
TOS10: {BTAC} Which one?
BTAC: {TOS10} I'm the next one after you!
TOS10: {BTAC} Really…? BowTiesAreCool…? THAT'S the best you could come up with?
BTAC: {TOS10} Well they are…
GB09: Um… hello? Have you both died?
BTAC: Oh multiple times!
TOS10: HEY!
GB09: What the-? Are you a ghost!?
What was he expecting from this chatroom? Nothing on here was ever normal…
BTAC: What? No!
TOS10: Okay, Danny… Calm down. He's not a ghost.
GB09: How do you know?
TOS10: Because… well…
BTAC: I'm him :D From the future!
TOS10: That' not going to help the argument at all…
GB09: Yeah, I'm still not totally convinced he's not a ghost… and if you are him, why do you have a different user-name?
BTAC: That may be a little more difficult to explain…
TOS10: You think so?
TimeMistress has signed in.
GB09: Oh, hi Ruth! The only normal person that ever comes on here! How are you?
TM: Man… I've never been called normal… but then, considering the circumstances, I suppose I am, aren't I? Hi Danny :P
BTAC: Ah, Ruthena :) Oh wait, you prefer Ruth, right?
TM: What? Danny, have you guys been talking about me?
GB09: No… How the heck do you know her name?
TOS10: Smooth Mr Bowtie…
BTAC: Ah, yes… Getting ahead of myself again, aren't I? Hello, I'm the Doctor!
TM: Wait… what?
TOS10: Yes, Ruth… He is.
TM: Um… isn't this bad?
GB09: Bad? How so? The only bad thing here is how weird things are getting, and how ridiculous :/
TM: Isn't this a bit of a paradox?
TOS10: No, this is completely fine… I think… Besides, he remembers…
BTAC: Well, I do a bit… It's been centuries you know.
GB09: CENTURIES!?
TOS10: Here we go again…
TM: Danny, calm down… He isn't a ghost. We've explained this before. He's a Time-lord.
GB09: Which sounds VERY GHOST LIKE!
TM: He's not a ghost, he's an alien…
BTAC: Ding ding ding! I'm a timelord from the planet gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous, and I can change my face :D
TOS10: Well, now that that's out in the open ¬_¬
GB09: What... the hell…
TM: Quite a bit to take in, no?
GB09: You aren't surprised?
TM: Duh… TV show?
GB09: Oh yeah…
MissingMyJob has signed in.
TM: David! Hi!
TOS10: It's been a while since you came on, David.
MMJ: Hey guys.
GB09: Another relatively normal person!
TM: Danny, are you alright? You seem really on-edge today…
GB09: I'm just a bit tired of weird… nothing major.
BTAC: Hello, David J I'm the Doctor.
MMJ: Next regeneration?
TM: The bow tie thing gave it away huh? XD
MMJ: Indeed it did…
BTAC: Oh the strange nuances of this old thing… Back when I was desperate for human contact…
TOS10: I'm sorry… what?
BTAC: Oh, did I hit a nerve? Sorry, I tend to think out loud :/
TM: How does this qualify as thinking out loud?
BTAC: Well, I think something… and I just sort of… type it without thinking… Sorry.
TOS10: Oh great, I'm destined to become this guy…
TM: Meh, he's not so bad once you get to know him ;)
BTAC: Uh… Thanks, I think…?
TM: Give me some credit, I was still grieving over the fact David had left the show when you came on the scene…
BTAC: O… kay…
TM: Shush…
MMJ: Matt should come on here… He'd love this.
TOS10: What, like you did? Obsessing over whether we look the same or not?
BTAC: Oh, I remember that! Vaguely…
GB09: Is that all you've come on here to do? Remember things vaguely…?
BTAC: No… Maybe…
TOS10: Oh dear…
LostandFound has signed in
BTAC: Rose?
LaF: Not even a hello? Who's this guy?
TOS10: Me… Future me… Next regeneration me.
TM: You couldn't have just typed the last one?
MMJ: He doesn't tend to think about things that much, haha.
BTAC: We're not as different as he likes to make out :P
TOS10: At least I don't have an obsession with bow-ties…
BTAC: At least I don't wear sand-shoes!
MMJ: Oh dear…
TM: They are so not sand-shoes…
TOS10: They're not sand-shoes…
GB09: Uh… defensive much?
LaF: Extremely defensive…
MMJ: No kidding.
LaF: I agree though… they're not sand-shoes…
TM: Thank you Rose! You see?
BTAC: They are… and they're silly.
MMJ: I loved wearing those shoes… :/
TM: SILLY!? You do realise you're dissing one of the most popular type of shoe in my universe, right?
BTAC: That's one of the most popular types? Your world needs help…
TOS10: From you? Everyone would be wearing bow-ties if it was your choice!
GB09: {TM} Ruth…?
BTAC: Stop insulting my bow-tie!
TM: {GB09} Yes Danny?
TOS10: Why can't you just wear a normal one?
GB09: {TM} You know the most about these guys… do you think they'll stop arguing anytime soon?
BTAC: Normal ties are SO last regeneration!
TM: {GB09} Uh… No.
MMJ: Did the Eleventh Doctor just Sass the Tenth?
TM: I believe he did…
LaF: Guys, they're ties… What's the difference?
BTAC: WHAT!?
TOS10: WHAT!?
TM: Oh god…
LaF: Did I… say something?
BTAC: You do not understand the significance of the bow-tie!
TOS10: How can you defend him like that!?
LaF: I wasn't defending him…
BTAC: Then you're on his side?
TOS10: So you're on my side?
TM: …
GB09: …
MMJ: …
LaF: I'm not on anyone's side! Jeez… Calm down…
GB09: I'm outta here, this is FAR too weird…
BTAC: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN HE INSULTED MY BOW-TIE!
MMJ: You know… I think my agent is calling me…
TOS10: Rose, come on… Aren't I your doctor? Shouldn't you be backing me up?
TM: I have to go too… Uh… Something's come up…
GB09: Bye
MMJ: Bye
TM: Bye
GhostBoy09 has signed out
MissingMyJob has signed out
TimeMistress has signed out
LaF: I'm not taking anymore part in this… Ruth, David and Danny have the right idea. Bye :/
TOS10: What?
BTAC: Aw :(
LostandFound has signed out
TOS10: You see what your bow-ties have caused!?
BTAC: My bow-ties? How about your hatred of everything new!? You just can't handle change, can you?
TOS10: I know one thing. I never want to become you. I don't want to go yet.
BTAC: I swear you always say that…
And thus their argument continued for several days… There never really was a resolution. For goodness sake, they were arguing about TIES, what do you expect?
Dunno when the next update will be, cause I haven't written it yet... But I will be as swift as I can!