A/N: What's up, my beloved reviewers and readers? Are you prepared for some non-Misa-related insanity? Yes Misa Misa's rise to STARDUMB is now over. Tears. Oh well, that means the suggestion box is now open again! This one is courtesy of Spark of the forgotten! Again! Yay!

OH AND THIS IS IMPORTANT! CareBearCara101 left the 50th review so she gets a prize! That's why her OC (Star) is appearing in this chapter!

This is the part where everyone else stops being sore losers and gets on with reading the chapter. And this is a good one, because:

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's plot!

…Uh oh, plot just crashed into a building.

Well, it was worth a shot. You had a good run, Plot!

Plot: *shaking it's fist while sitting in a wheelchair* "Why I outta!"

It was just another day at Wammy's Mental Institute. Watari was nowhere in sight, Roger had gotten stuck in the toilet again, Mello was eating his chocolate, Near was burning socks, Misa was stuck in a well, and Matt was gaming.

However entertaining this may have been, Star, who was hiding in a nearby tree like a ninja, decided she wanted to spice things up a little. And by that I mean she wanted to save those poor little socks from Near! So, she quickly whipped out her magical pen and magically drew a magical portal to a magical alternate universe that happened to be magic in a very magical way. Magically, the portal began to suck in everyone who was listed in the first paragraph (they all happen to be non-magical) into it's magical depths of magical magicing magic.

Whew, that was a mouthful.

All of the previously listed Death Note characters screamed as they were sucked in (I didn't use the word magic!). Not because they were scared of being sucked into an almost inexplicable portal, but because Roger was just stuck in the toilet, so things got kinda ugly.

Don't worry, kids, the toilet and Roger were still connected at the butt, so our porcelain friend was sucked in too.

Somehow, though, the portal transported them to different dimensions: Matt, Mello, and Near appearing in a fantasy land (you know, with those pointy eared guys from, like, Lord of the Rings or something…) and Watari, Misa, and Roger appearing in the Twilight universe (oh crap…)

Let's start with M `N` M, shall we?

First they all fell from the sky and landed in a forest on their butts. This caused their butts to break, so they covered them in bandages (because that's exactly how you treat a broken butt.). After that intense medical procedure, they set off on an ADVENTURE!

After travelling through the forest for several hours (or minutes. Same thing though, right?) They came across a pack/clan/pride/flock of elves.

But these were not your ordinary elves: They were not bright and short and wearing really weird looking Christmas clothes, nor did they worship a fat man who can't seem to get it into his head that red is not his color. They looked just like cavemen; except they were wearing leaves instead of animal pelts and they had pointy ears (which should be fairly obvious).

These cave-elves were gathered around a huge bonfire. Behind the fire was something that the three boys couldn't quite make out, but looked vaguely like a throne.

Yes, cave-elves have thrones. They are an advanced civilization that has complicated political and economic systems, but still hasn't quite developed clothes or housing.

Near gasped. "Oh my Authoress… THEY'RE NAKED!"

Mello looked at Near quizzically. "No they're not; they're wearing leaves, stupid!"

"Technically, to be naked is to be without clothes on one's person and they are wearing leaves, i.e., not clothes. That means that they are in fact, naked."

Mello stared at the cave-elves for a moment longer before screaming in a girly voice, "OH MY AUTHORESS, THEY'RE NAKED!"

Mello's sudden outburst caused the cave-elves to start running frantically in circles screaming "AAAHH! NAAAAAAKED!"

Matt slapped the back of Mello's head. "Great, now look! You've thrown them into a primitive frenzy!"

"…But the script said that they are and advanced civilization that has complicated political and economic systems." Mello whimpered.

"Yeah, the readers already read that part, don't make `em read it again. And the script LIED to you."

"It did…?" Mello sniveled.

"Yes. Now STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!"

"I DIDN'T TOUCH THE WALL!"

Suddenly, a voice called from behind the fire. "STOP SCREAMING! YOU'RE SCARING MY SEA MONKEYS!"

Matt and Mello stopped and looked toward the voice. The bonfire had gone out to reveal a solid gold throne (see? Economics.) and a girl with brown hair and green highlights to match her leaves/fake clothes/whatevers. She stepped down from her throne, holding a glass bowel with sea monkeys in it.

Yep, she was…

BUM BUM BUM!

Star.

Audience: Gasp!

Matt and Mello: Gasp!

Star: Why did the dialogue suddenly switch to this format?

Matt: I don't know. It should be back to normal soon.

"Like right now?" Mello asked.

"Yep." Matt nodded.

Near gasped. "OHMYGOSHARETHOSESEAMONKEYS?!"

Star looked down at the bowl. "Yeah, they sure are! They're cute little mutants, aren't they?"

Mello's expression darkened. "…Mutant? Did you say… Mutant?"

Mello has had a strong hatred of mutants ever since the day he learned he wasn't Magneto's son. That was also the day he learned that making magnets stick to metal wasn't some type of mutant power.

Star looked at him. "Uh huh! I heard they were created in a Toxic Waste Facility!"

Toxic Waste: The number one cause for mutations.

Mello snapped.

A twig that is.

Then he lost all self-control and started destroying everything around him. He stomped on one of the cave-elves feet and she started making a high pitched sound that sounded much like 1000 birds being electrocuted. In other words, she was screaming "OH MY TWEET THIS HURTS LIKE CHIRP!" in an Alvin and the Chipmunks kind of voice. Star immediately glomped the nearest cave-elf out of pure Mello-triggered fear.

And then, at the most exciting event, we move on to see what the other three are up to.

I'll tell you one last thing though: Those cave-elves are quite skilled with bazookas, and Mello has some serious pepper-spray-wielding skill.

…Anyway…

Over in the Twilight universe, Roger was fanboying over Jacob whilst Watari fanboyed over Edward.

Roger loved Jacob because he had the tone, tan, girl-attracting body that he could never even hope to acquire.

Watari love Edward because of… reasons… perverted reasons… All Edward fangirls, prepare to go into rage mode.

Misa didn't notice this, because she was too busy giving Kristen Stewart, uh I mean, Bella, a much needed make over.

"You need more make up. And smile more. You can't just have the same expression every scene." Misa instructed.

Without changing her expression, Kristen/Bella asked, "…How?"

"Like this!" Misa said whilst smiling and then staring at her with the exact same smile on her face as before. Kristen/Bella/That Lady Over There just stared at her blankly. Neither of their expressions changed for an hour.

Eventually, Edward and Jacob couldn't stand their new fanboys any longer, and threw themselves off a conveniently placed cliff. Watari and Roger jumped after them and decided that their idols must be punished for trying to escape.

That night, both men discovered that Werewolf meat is very fattening and that Vampires taste great with garlic.

Suddenly, the magical portal from earlier opened up magically in the Twilight universe and magically sucked them back into it's magical depths magically.

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Soon, they were all back at Wammy's. Near was tied up and getting a lecture from Star about how 'It's mean to burn socks ' and how he 'should play with sea monkeys instead', Matt was gaming, Watari and Roger had gone on a diet and exercise program to work off that delicious fangirl-crushing meal, Mello was trying on new clothes at the mall, Misa and Kristen/Bella/That One Girl I Kinda Recognize From That One Movie were still staring at each other, the toilet was lonely without Roger's butt, and the readers were very confused.

Then Star appeared and zapped all the readers with her magic pen to make them leave awesome reviews and not flame Raven for hating on Twilight! In fact, they were going to praise her for it. Praise… PRAISE…!

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A/N: Sea Monkeys kinda scare me o.O . Anyway, please review, ideas are welcome, and sorry I didn't put your OC in as much as I was hoping to, CareBearCara101. Oh and if I messed her up, then I'm really sorry O.o . And a big apolagy to any Twilight fans out there.

Wow... That's a lot of apolagies.

Review, my little sea monkeys… REVIEW!