Author Notes : The first scene of this chapter was a pain to write, I rewrote it over and over for a WHOLE day before being finally satisfied. The result turned out pretty fine in my opinion. Do please tell me if I've somewhat grammatically improved, if the sentences are too long, and if the length of the scene and chapter suit you fine or not. The length bit interest me as I considered adding the next hinted scene which I am now considering skipping entirely so as to avoid endless debates.
As a side note, I noted that I made Damian blonde when he actually had black hairs, will fix that. Also sorry for the pretty much non-existent action
Reviews Oh devout readers or Tsukune shall practice on you his newly revealed skill until your keyboard is drenched with blood!
Cunning Foxes(3) : Cold, Contraception, Council
I starred dumbly as the new was dropped off by the petite girl,
An unwelcome feeling is rising with me and my eyes instinctively glance at other boy.
Our eyes met, unfocused and haggard, but still able to convey a silence message and answer.
Look like it's time to do the sane thing...
The schedule at Youkai Academy was a bit particular. Lessons were done for five days and a half, with free Sunday. Usually the school started early in the day, seven-thirty in general but classes often finished early, except one of two days of the week depending on the lessons. It tended to make lunch breaks short, the whole system left me with mixed feelings. It was like the headmaster had decided to mix multiple human countries arrangement and mix them together. Tsukune's point in all this was: no school today. Even so, at nine o'clock both master and familiar were fully dressed and sat in opposite sides of the lone sofa.
And there was a quiet silence lingering in the room, there was no television at Youkai Academy and thus no annoying background sounds to pester their ears. One was quietly reading a mathematical book while the other had a hand trying on the forehead to cold down a headache that seemed unwilling to recede. The one holding the book glanced at the other who coughed, wordlessly the reader handed yet another handkerchief. The other glared for a few seconds before the running nose forced the ill person to reluctantly accept the tool.
"It's unfair." a voice muttered in growing annoyance.
That Tsukune would have gotten a cold from his lengthy stay under the pouring rain was a logical consequence of his reckless actions. The fact that Moka angrily started to dry him (the bloody way) for forcing her to come under falling waters would not help his body recuperate any faster or help his biological defenses. Then the fact that one of them was completely unaffected by the swarming army of bacteria was equally expected by the fact that one of them could most likely stop a rushing two trucks dead in its path. That one of them had a cold and the other didn't was pretty much within both people regarded as 'common sense'.
And yet, yet for some incomprehensible reason the fact that Tsukune's master was currently fighting a deadly battle with the bacteria while he carefully observed from a distance hadn't been in the slightest expected.
"How come YOU didn't get ill while your master is humiliated by something as mundane as a cold?" The vampiress snarled angrily at Tsukune, seething as his familiar continued his pretense of studying maths. The human had already let two smirks slips over the last two hours, needless to say his master had been less than pleased. On the bright side the cold had seemingly robbed the vampiress from enough of her strength that she didn't physically express her frustration at him. The dining table however had suffered a most unfortunate demise when the the girl momentarily lost control of her strength.
"Well, I'm not the smart one here, after all..." He said while flipping a page, deliberately ignoring the vampiress's eyes glare at him like she had done for the last two hours. "Until now I thought vampires couldn't even get ill, you might have better luck asking someone versed in vampires's anatomy."
"After all that staring in the bath, I'd think you are well versed in said anatomy." The vampiress retorted as she turned to the other side, Tsukune chuckled.
"Considering that this whole school has students disguising as humans, I don't think 'starring to learn someone anatomy' work well..." The human pointed out deliberately ignoring the barely hidden meaning in Moka's sentence. Moka gave him a 'don't play dumb' look, which Tsukune flat out ignored as he flipped another page of his book. "I'm your familiar right? No matter how I stare shouldn't trouble you." He finally pointed with a hint of irony, although he was thankful that this situation avoided awkward situation with this girl he had feelings for, Tsukune didn't see why she would wait a whole month to point it out.
"That's true..." He glanced to the side just in time to see Moka release a sigh. "There is no reason it should bother me..." There was definitively something in that sentence that unsettled Tsukune yet he couldn't quite pinpoint it. She seemed to ponder for a while and Tsukune was happy to let her do so, it didn't show too much at the moment but Moka's snack in early morning had been more like a feast on his blood in a vampiric sense. Due the lack of blood in his body he was barely feeling his legs. Curiously enough the Clock continuous wasn't bothering him too much, he blamed it on him being slightly light-headed at the moment due to previously explained reason. "Tell me Tsukune, if I had a mate, what would you do?"
Tsukune snorted at the sudden unexpected question before giving an apprehensive stare at the vampiress. "Don't tell me you and Kuyo..." he trailed off unable to finish while the eyes of the vampiress widened, the girl suddenly finding herself frozen on the spot or rather on the sofa. Too perplexed by the sudden revelation of a possible intimate relation between Moka and the PSC's leader, Tsukune paid her reaction no mind and continued with the voice of someone who see a friend planning to make a serious screw up in his/her life. "Moka-sama, with all due respect, and my sincere understanding that love know no logic... I'd advise to, how shall I put it?... reconsider?"
"But I don't like Kuyo! What in the human world gave you that bloody idea?" The silver haired vampiress energetically protested, both her horror and shock so intense... that Tsukune found it suspicious. The human bearing a sympathetic look handed her an handkerchief seeing that her cold was increasing her nasal's activity.
"I see" Tsukune said sounding even more pained as the petrified vampiress forgot to take the offered tissue. "I underestimated the gravity of a cold on the mental state of someone who never had one." The human said as he wiped the girl's nose while grabbing reaching for the blankets the vampiress had refused to use, he gently tucked Moka under the covers. "But do not worry oh master, this worthless familiar shall attempt everything in his power to make sure your chastity is protected until your tastes recover from this terrible illness." The scene would have been ridiculous if Tsukune wasn't actually serious and speaking in a solemn voice.
"Bu-but I don't need you to protect my chastity!" the sick girl stammered, her increasing difficulties to speak sentences without stuttering only furthering Tsukune's opinion that her cold was affecting her mental abilities in a negative way. Still, unwilling to let the poor girl having her grace trampled upon by what he was now fearing was more than a cold, the valiant familiar crawled on the sofa despite his uncooperative legs so that he could put his both hands on Moka's shoulders without having to lean in an awkward angle.
"Do not worry Moka-sama. Once you've properly recovered I shall support you in conquering your new-found love. Although I've only been tasked once with being matchmaker and not for monsters, I do hope my skills can help you fulfill your objectives."
"Errrr... thanks...?" Moka uttered in confusion, her mind already affected by the unprecedented event of having a cold and now having her human familiar displaying a zeal she had never expected to find in him. Tsukune nodded in an attempt to assure the apprehension he supposed she had. "Wait! I don't mean that! I don't have one mate!" she was going to add that she didn't want one when Tsukune continued with one eye giving her a speculative glance.
"Well... it's true one boyfriend, or mate if you prefer, might not be enough for you. If you want to make a harem that's fine too, although Kuyo seems a bit too much possessive if you want to start with him..." The human male said while considering that having multiple partners wasn't unprecedented in legends about vampires.
"No! No harem, I hate, I refuse, I deny polygamy!" Moka screamed absolutely horrified at the thought. Tsukune observed the usually proud vampire cross her arms in the air to indicate her refusal, and then nodded again.
"I understand Moka-sama," He said not noticing that he had started using the Japanese honorific again since the subject was brought up. "having just one partner is fine too, then before we begin to devise some strategy to trap your future mate, we only have one issue to address." At this point Tsukune glanced around as if searching something, froze a few seconds in thought, and then continued sounding quite embarrassed. "Since I am not too familiar with monsters's anatomy, I am not sure if the rules are the same regarding that particular point. Then again that kind of 'act' is pretty much universal despite some few variants, thus..."
At this point the terrified and weakened monster took physical actions to prevent the incoming explanation from the determined human regarding how contraception should be used in a mature rapport, repeated attempts at shutting up her zealous familiar were needed as Tsukune proved to be very adamant in making sure his young mistress wouldn't end up with an unexpected pregnancy.
*break*
A door was slammed open, or rather its hinges were broken and the door flew through the room alongside with a male specimen whose humanoid form crashed into the flying sofa, the collision between the two deviating both projectiles from their original directions. The sofa missing a certain human crouched against the wall with his legs upward, while the other humanoid bounced even higher and continued forward into the bathroom. The sound of glass breaking alerted the nearby people of the breaking of glass.
"Seven years of bad luck." the crouched human muttered as the poor washing room was once again attacked by unconventional forces.
"Ano..." Two petite figures appeared from the entry which only protest by silence against people who didn't used the knob to open a door. The two figures fell into silence as their eyes caught sight of the scene before their brains could comprehend it. The room had most of its furniture aligned on the right wall like their occupants attempted to make a barricade, a mumbled mess which at second glance had been attempt at hitting a certain boy still crouching in his bizarre position. Him and the other girl present in the room disheveled state, the blanket which had slipped in the interrupted chaos onto the ground between the two residents, and finally an army of tissue which had been at some point dispersed after the trash bin was used as a tactical weapon. An advised glance at the girl would have also indicated that she was sweating.
"Did we come at a bad time?" one of the two small figure asked, the witch Yukari observing curiously the scene of carnage.
"No" the tall girl sighed as her red eyes expressed relief "you couldn't have come at a better time." she honestly said as she hoped the presence of two underage girls would put a stop to the other boy persistent attempts at explaining embarrassing things.
"Indeed" Said boy dryly noted "after all since the conventions of age differ a bit from humans's ones, it might not be too soon to..." Deliberately ignoring the boy laying inside the bathroom, Tsukune crushed ruthlessly Moka's hopes at being sparred the lecture as he invited the two petite girls to the lesson.
"NOOOO!" A terrifying monster screamed as she launched herself across the room onto the boy in an attempt to shut him up, definitively if needed.
"Oooooooh!" yet another new voice spoke, feminine but older than the two that were still standing by the door. "So this IS their relation!" A blue haired girl squealed with delight, her oversized chest bouncing as she jumped behind the two petite girls in excitement, for indeed the way the female resident was currently covering the unwavering servant was prompt to lead to misunderstanding. If Moka was further placed on Tsukune body their situation would seem akin a sixty-nine, as it stood the vampiress hands were locking down the boy's own arms while the rather ample chest of the girl was preventing Tsukune from speaking by covering his face.
Moka felt a tickling feeling on her chest as she realized that Tsukne was STILL trying to continue his lecture on how one should put a plastic envelope around something rod-shaped, desperate to avoid the dreaded very detailed method from entering her brains, the girl in her disheveled school uniform pushed down her breast in an attempt to completely seal whatever exit the sounds pronounced by the human found.
"Yukari!" Moka snapped at the young girl who jumped at being callled out of the blue. "use a silence spell on Tsukune! Now!" The vampire emphasized her command by unleashing waves of youki all around her body, the dark force impressing unnatural fears onto the unlucky witnesses.
"Ri-Right away!" the poor witch answered her wand already moving, a brief strokes in air later Moka let out a relieved sigh as she let the frightening dark force disperse. Tsukune used her moment of distraction to break free from her hold, then rolled away and got up, his mouth moving but emitting no sound. Seeing this, Moka let a satisfied smile appear on her lips and turned her attention toward the three girls still clenching their hand on the entry after receiving a direct exposition to the S-ranked monster.
"So, who is going to tell me why males are flying onto my room on Sunday?" It was a testimony to Moka's talents that she managed to make herself presentable in a mere seconds with a few brush, Tsukune who was currently taking the sofa back to its original location shrugged in amusement as he noticed how the vampiress had used youki to remove the crease in her clothes.
"Hum... maybe I should take my leave..." the blue haired girl at the entry apparently not very pleased by the idea of giving 'explanations' to a vampire who they had apparently caught in an embarrassing moment. At her side the last non-identified small girl nodded as if she was considering the suggestion too. As for Yukari the little witch was worriedly looking at Tsukune, the human still haven't fully recuperated from the blood sucking which was now aggravated by multiple physical abuses. The human gave her a small sign to show her that he wasn't angry at her for the silence spell. Yukari sighed relieved yet still worried about the battlefield she had stumbled on.
"Nope, you get here now." the vampiress ordered having regained her full confidence now that she wasn't threatened with an embarrassing lecture, and actually curious just as to why someone was flying in her room that she didn't herself sent in the air. Seeing the sofa back in its rightful place, she seated herself on the middle and silently gestured to the trio to come inside. On the corner of her sight she noticed Tsukune dragging himself toward the bathroom. Then she leaned back and waited for everyone to gather.
It took a couple of minutes as apparently the male laying in the bathroom was still suffering from the aftereffects of the collisions with the mirror and the tiles behind it. In addition it appeared he was less than motivated in coming back into the main room, although it seemed it wasn't because the resident was one of the most dangerous person on the campus. Still the silenced and weakened Tsukune managed to drag him and drop him so that he was leaning with his back against the front of the sofa's right armrest. The vampiress put her both her on nearby cushions and made sure her legs weren't crossed in order to present a dominating attitude.
Then Moka took the scene around her, ignoring the state of the place. Before her the three girls were sitting or rather were covering on the ground before the vampiress a couple of meters away. At the left of the three girls was Yukari, the smart eleven girl was the most calm of the trio, her purple eyes looking at Moka as she was most likely trying to figure what had Tsukune and the vampiress been doing. Her black hairs had a few white fluffy things in them, her purple eyes. her usual clothes were replaced a blue robe and skirt, she still was still wearing her brown cape. Moka switched her gaze to the next girl, unwilling to answer the silent questions in the witch's eyes "So, I know Yukari, but who are your two... friends?"
"Well, this is Deshi..."
"Deshi Deshiko, ~deshi." the redhead told her name weakly, apparently not feeling conformable as Moka starred her down from the sofa. Unease that only increased when Moka noticed the sleeveless uniform of the Security Commission. The girl looked almost as young as Yukari and wasn't taller than her, she had a face that could be called cute and pale green eyes. Her red hairs were tied on the front in two long braids and she had an equally long ponytail that went lower than the middle of her back. She had a long staff behind her that she probably used as a weapon, also Moka noted the presence of white fluffy things covering her akin to those on Yukari. There was probably a story behind that.
"And this over-busted walking melon boobies..." Yukari said in an hesitating tone that didn't fit her words "I think she's that guy's girlfriend, or something like that." she said as she pointed at star-shaped wand at the male who kept glancing between the newly introduced Deshi and the vampiress, probably having trouble deciding who was the most dangerous.
"Hey! What's with those insults!" The blue haired girl protested as she clutched her arms before her admittedly extremely large chest. "And my chest is-"
"She isn't my girlfriend." the male laying on the side corrected tiredly "and she is called Kurumu, Kurono" he added her last name as an afterthought before falling silence. It appeared he wasn't comfortable with all the attention his words had attracted. Moka glanced at the blue haired girl whose lack of reaction at the boy correction proved that whatever the case, she wasn't the boy's girlfriend. Still Moka let her gaze linger a few seconds on the girl, she was half a head shorter than Tsukune and really beautiful, the most beautiful girl Moka had seen so far on the campus, not counting herself of course. Her blue hairs were bright like the color of a blue sky. Her face was more on the delicate side than graceful like Moka but was equally attracting, like Moka her chin was a more triangular than roundish, although less than the vampiress. As for her clothes she wore a long sleeve shirt, or rather a blouse, with a yellow sweater over it that only followed tightly the line of her bust. The size of her chest was definitively the first feature one would notice, it was big enough that even Moka's ample chest couldn't compare. The vampiress didn't even think of being jealous, rather she wondered could someone walk properly or even fight with such prominent traits. Her blue eyes were still glaring at Yukari in a scandalized manner.
"And who are you then?" The vampiress asked the male, her eyes drifting away one moment as she noticed Tsukune behind the sofa on her right glance between the big-chested girl and the boy in a manner that hinted he knew something. Yet another story she would have to get later. Still she couldn't hide a hint of contentment as she noticed Tsukune barely paid attention to the blue-haired girl impressive assets.
"Damian Cluster." he answered quietly, his fingers nervously tangling themselves in his red scarf make of silk as he still couldn't decided whether of Deshi of Moka was the most dangerous to pay attention to. "I am from England." He added. The boy was wearing a black version of the uniform with a white shirt, he had black hairs although Moka noted the roots were oranges. As for his face he looked dangerously handsome, he shouldn't be more than five-teen and yet he could have been in an host club without looking out of place. He had wide large green eyes and a face slightly roundish. It appeared he had a somewhat girlish look that he was trying very hard to turn into a manly one, there was also something in his posture that reminded Moka of that playboy Ginei.
"You aren't related either then." Tsukune commented calmly. Damiam shrugged with a wry smirk as he looked at the big-chested girl. He opened his mouth to answer.
"Minute Tsukune, shouldn't you be under silence spell?" Moka interrupted sharply as the fact that Tsukune could speak again so fast threatened her hopes to avoid the most dreaded lecture. A corner of Tsukune's lips rose as he couldn't help a a sensation of satisfaction from rising in him.
"I happens to have recently learned how to break free from charms." His faint smirk turned into a grin as he looked at Moka in a predatory manner. "It isn't over yet." The human said in an ominous manner. There was definitively a hint of something unpleasant to the vampiress in Tsukune's voice, said vampiress cursed once again the accursed Medusa stalker for brewing trouble in her life.
"Tsukune is so cool!" The vampiress turned her head toward the amazed voice only to see Yukari gaping in unrestrained awe, her two hands clenched into fists trembling in excitation. The two master and familiar flinched under Yukari amazement at Tsukune dispelling her spell with so casually that no one had noticed. And then the boy named Damian made this event seems almost trivial as he focused on the later sentence of the other male in the room.
"To do that kind of things with a vampire, and a damned beauty at that." Damian said with a disbelieving yet dreamy tone "I can't match that much manliness." he said almost sadly as he started to glance around the room, nodding every couple of seconds as he noted the furniture aligned over the wall. Moka felt her jaw starting to drop and she caught herself before stupidly gaping, and then she saw Tsukune following Damian's gaze speculatively, not looking the slightest bit troubled by the other boy's words.
"Does that look like monster bondage?" The human asked in a curious tone. The room fell into an unbroken silence. "That seems a a bit different from human methods."
"Since when did you learn about that activity Tsukune?" Moka asked with her teeth clenched, not knowing anymore at what particular she should be angry or who she should begin to trash first. Before her Yukari was looking at Tsukune with wide eyes of admiration at her new-found example of maturity, Kurumu herself was looking at the different people the room not daring to ask what exactly was that 'bondage' that seemed to cause so many reactions. As for the small Deshi Desiko she seemed to know exactly what is means and had decided to place herself behind Yukari in hope the small girl would shield the punishment that would befall her for catching the mighty monster in such an intimate activity.
"Well, a couple years ago there was that girl, that guy and that man-" The human began as his eyes he still had difficulties to comprehend how much destruction of furniture was needed for the same activity used by monster compared to humans.
"Forget it, I don't want to know." Moka interrupted him in hopes of keeping her sanity somewhat intact.
"So you truly have experience in that activity?" Damian asked while reconsidering the quiet looking boy that he had inwardly promoted as a 'man'.
"Well, I've a fairly good grasp of the theory, although I didn't really have opportunities to practice it so far." Tsukune admitted, then he noted Damian gaze on Moka and followed said boy's stare toward the inhuman girl. Moka felt her body go rigid as the human's gaze lingered on her, with little doubt trying to associate the image of the frighteningly powerful S-ranked monster with some bizarre posture and unusual tools the vampiress didn't even attempt to imagine. After a while he blinked had the grace to blush while making an awkward expression. A silence followed as human and vampire starred at each others, one apprehensive the other troubled. "That would be... odd." Tsukune finally said, very careful in keeping his tone neutral.
Feeling her face flushed red for reasons not related to her cold, Moka resisted the impulsion to rub her face. "Aside this interruption, why has my door been broken at nine in the morning on Sunday by living projectile?"
"uuuuuuuuuuuh..." an embarrassed voice uttered which unfortunately brought her the stares of everyone in the room. The red head Deshi hid further behind Yukari, a tentative condemned to fail as even if she was small, the green eyed girl was still bigger than the young witch. It was Yukari who finally decided to shed some light onto the events.
"Well, Deshi came to see me this morning while I was making some anti-ashes potions..." well that probably explained the fluffy white things at least Moka noted silently. "and when we were coming here, that boy" she pointed Damian "came out from this melon-bearer's room" she continued this time pointing at Kurumu who didn't seem to appreciate the comment. "When Deshi saw him, she shouted. That guy started running..."
"And the little girl jumped onto me, spun in midair and delivered a flying kick into my face at point blank range." Damian finished with in a dryly tone. As everyone in the room had seen the events that followed afterward, it wasn't needed to precise in which direction the attack had come from. Moka couldn't resist anymore and gave to her desire to rub her head, she sniffled and Tsukune wordlessly presented her the box of tissue she hadn't noticed him retrieving. She thanked him with a nod.
"So now I know how my door has been broken, now why did this happen?" At that Damian put a palm on his neck with a troubled expression.
"Well, I fear it's somewhat my fault."
"Right! That pervert keeps coming in my dreams!" Deshi snapped at rightful indignation, then covered again as Moka observed her thoughtfully.
"How does that qualify as an offense?" Tsukune asked nonplussed while Moka shuddered at an old memory of a poll of blood with drop of the red liquid continuously falling.
"Although it's against the school rule, it'll probably be simpler to say I am an Incubus." the red scarfed boy revealed, Tsukune giving him an confused glance before remembering that in this school, the boy was most likely not human. "My kind grow and, well, feed by eating others people dreams."
"So you snacked on this little lady, got noticed, and when she saw you she decided to take retribution?" Moka guessed, a faint amused smile on her lips. Damian titled his head.
"I suppose you can put it like that." The complain of the redhead 'I am not little, I am fifteen!' was largely ignored by the rest of the room. Tsukune would have liked to ask just how it was possible to 'eat' someone dreams but since no-one else reacted at the claim he decided to let it go in favor of protecting his secret status as a human. Also the word 'incubus' had clicked something in his mind and he glanced toward the blue haired girl who was had been silent since a few minutes.
"So miss Kurono is a... succubus I suppose?" he asked using his limited knowledge of legends and nodding toward Kurumu who seemed honestly suprised at his guess.
"how did you know?" she asked in surprise, her reaction mirrored by the rest of the room. He smiled wryly.
"The three dozens boys chasing after you was a giveaway." Moka rose an eyebrow at the mention of yet another story she had yet to heard about.
"Indeed." Damian acquiesced with a knowing look. "I thought I told you to avoid doing that here Kurumu..."
"I tried!" The blue eyed girl protested, then slumbered and started to fidget. "but that math teacher kept bothering me about how bad I was at arithmetic so..." Damian sighed.
"I swear you'll get killed if you keep doing that..." the incubus said tiredly, it was probable it wasn't the first he had warned kurumu about using her charms.
"What do you mean 'get killed'?" Yukari suddenly entered the conversation, her expression sharp. Damian sighed again.
"The security in this school is downright ridiculous. Pretty much anyone can havoc chaos and get away with it." The male monster shook his head. "If Kurumu charm a powerful monster and since her powers are rather strong, there is a chance the monster don't take it very well once the charm wear off..." he trailed off with a gesture that left little imagination just as to what kind of punishment the offended monster would deliver.
"Say Cluster-san, you lived in the human world before, am I wrong?" Tsukune suddenly asked, interrupting all attempts at conversation for a few seconds. Damian froze for a few seconds mirrored by Yukari, Deshi and Kurumu. Moka didn't seems to react apart from raising a curious eyebrow at Tsukune's suggestion. The incubus looked intensely at the human for a moment. He let himself relax a bit as he found no trace of hostility or judgement in Tsukune expression, he looked down with a semi-tired look.
"You're correct, I've lived pretty much all of my lives in the human world except for vacations when my family and I would return to our tribe." Then he looked back at Tsukune. "I suppose it's getting redundant but, how did you know?" Tsukune chuckled, apparently enjoying the perplexed face of the incubus.
"The deal with security is something only a past resident of the human world would say." That seemed to be enough for the male monster to work as his eyes light, in a metaphorical sense. It didn't seem to make as much sense to the rest of the room but the two males superbly ignoring them in favor of continuing a discussion that showed hope of being interesting. "So does that means you've had some trouble here?"
"Somewhat..." Damian complained as his face darkened under the weight of unwanted memories. "Fending off a pervert werewolf who tried to blame his peeping on me, catching a stalking leecher trying to blackmail Kurumu with indecent photos, escaping the clutches of the lamia math teacher who was trying to brainwash her students, me included, into thinking only of mathematical stuff..." He eyed the redhead still hiding behind Yukari. "And more recently escaping a small fury who like to throw people onto the residence of dangerous monsters..." The incubus glanced at Tsukune, the knowing look on the human's face telling him that he had finally found someone who understood his life of hardship. "What about you?"
Tsukune seated himself on the sofa close to Damian and went silent a few seconds, his tongue clicking a few times with the rhythmic of a clock. "Let's see..." The fiveteen years old boy looked up at the ceiling as he gathered his memories of the last month. "I was first abducted by a frightening monster" The whole room minus Tsukune looked at Moka, the silver haired girl frowning but her reaction unnoticed by the human who continued his own list in a quiet tone. "There was some huge delinquent that saw me as an obstacle to take over the school, the dormitory responsible who didn't like that I was staying here and then I had to her give first-aid because a certain S-monster, who will be left unnamed, was very determined in her decision to have me stay here." Moka frowned further. "Said monster sent me through three tree because she had slept late after assaulting me during the night, which had deprived me from having the time to make lunchs the following morning. Then there was a certain witch who was sandwiched between two president students and which we had to rescue. After that I was abducted by a stalker medusa teacher who had a crush on previously unnamed monster and wanted to use me at bait." Tsukune tapped lightly his chin as he continued speaking more to himself than to Damian. "Following that I had to deal with painful training sessions and a rumor that made me as an overpowered mastermind who was in its way to build an oversized harem, which I was supposed to use to take over the whole East island of the human world named Japan and go for the rest afterward. "then I was approached by a pyromaniac supposedly president who liked to test his hobby on me. And recently I had to scare away a spider-woman very adamant in tearing me in pieces by sugaring, ah I forgot a sand golem who attacked me before too..." Tsukune then glanced at Damian who was slowly shaking his head up and down. "And that's about it, this morning aside."
The two boys silently starred at each others for several seconds, then nodded before exchanging a handshake. Behind them Moka grumbled something about how someone wouldn't get away from her painlessly.
"So Tsukune, did you ever consider escaping this school?" Damian continued the conversation with the other male with who he had suddenly discovered a strong bound with.
"Yeah, in fact I've already checked where the bus's driver put his keys and where the gasoline is stocked." Said other male answered easily, both having completely forgotten the presence of four people around them.
"Good, I myself managed to find how the tunnels work and which way is needed to arrive in hospitable places." He chuckled. "Look like we can make a decent partnership." The two males exchanged a sign of mutual agreement, oblivious to the stunned gazes they were receiving. It was Kurumu and Yukari who both simultaneously reacted at the two antics.
"Wa-Wait! You're seriously considering leaving?" The two girls who were complete opposite as far as school results and chest was concerned blinked at each others in surprise at their unexpected synchronization, turned away at the same time, pouted together again, and then glared at the two boys who had caused the birth of their mismatched duo. Seeing that the vampiress who had been pondering on how she should exact retribution upon her disrespectful familiar let herself drown into the sofa. Moka deciding that she would kill everyone once the chaos was over and then would move one after forgetting the whole thing. A necessary measure to protect her sanity.
The boys nodded but it was Damian who finally spoke. "Of course, with how unsafely we're protected, it's a given to be prepared." Tsukune nodded while wondering if the incubus had some experience with dangerous situations before. As for himself, having the option to escape had been pretty much the first idea that he got when he learned of just what beings inhabited the school.
"Yeah, to be fair if it wasn't for Moka, I'd have already left. There are many places where one can live a peaceful life instead of risking the great jump every day." It was a somewhat misleading comment that made Damian rose an eyebrow, Yukari observe the human thoughtfully and Kurumu might have made a squeal if she wasn't more preoccupied by the idea of leaving the school proposed by the two boys. As for the vampiress she knew better than to misread the human's comment in a romantic way. Yet she didn't interrupt, the two males discussion had uncovered a problem that was slowly nagging at her.
"Thankfully there hasn't been murder so far, if someone died in this joke of a school, I'd be far far away by now." Damian comment hadn't been meant to stir particular reaction, and yet when a redhead girl whom had been largely forgotten squealed in a terrified manner all eyes converted toward a single point.
Moka, Tsukune and Damian each cursed inwardly, their entire discussion may not have fallen in the best ears, ears belonging to a member of the public safety commission.
And then Deshi Desiko dropped the metaphorical bomb.
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Remaining Time : 577 days