Summary:
Found in the infirmary on Valentine's Day.
Notes:
HEHEHEH.
*yes, the years I wrote on the dates are totally arbitrary.
14. Burnt
EMERGENCY CONSULTATION– 2/14/1734
Tony Tony Chopper, M.D.
Name: CYBORG, FRANKY
Patient No. 8
DOB: 3/9/1697
Sex: M
SUMMARY:
Patient presents severe burns covering most of face and anterior torso, describes injury occurring during "super romantic Valentine's Day setup." Investigation reveals patient lit ~50 sparklers in lieu of candles around bedroom, turned on stereo, stripped nude, and accidentally blowtorched himself with rose-scented perfume next to open flame. Smell of smoke and sound of funk music alerted spouse (P.7, Nico R.) to the situation, allowing for prompt treatment; "ruining the surprise," according to Patient. Spouse called crewmates (P.1 Monkey D., L. and P.2 Roronoa Z.) for help, carried Patient to infirmary.
CONDITION:
Patient is alive, stable, and alert. Spouse is currently feeding Patient cola float (vanilla ice cream & cola), "to prevent him from talking," but has not left Patient's side for 5 hours. Patient is in good spirits, receiving high dosage of morphine. Requests guitar to sing "Burnin' Love" for Spouse.