NUMBER FOURTEEN: POST NUDE PICTURES OF DRACO AROUND THE CASTLE.
When Hermione slipped back into the common room, it was empty, but as she approached the actual bedrooms, she heard the shower running in the connecting bathroom. She entered her room and put her ear to the bathroom door. On a whim, she turned the doorknob, and found it unlocked. A very sneaky idea crept into her head. She crept to her trunk, and pulled out the camera her parents had given her for her birthday, she waited until the shower stopped, and stuck just the camera and her hand into the bathroom. She snapped about 10 photos with the self processing camera, and shut the door silently.
Draco wondered why all the girls were staring at him. He looked around and realized that EVERY girl in the hallway was giggling and staring. He flushed and glared around him. He continued down the stairs, and ran into a crowd of girls blocking the entrance to Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. There was a line of girls waiting to go in, and as the ones who had gone in were exiting, they were staring and pointing.
'That's it' he thought,'I'm ending this right now.' he raised his wand to his throat.
"Sonorous. AS HEAD BOY, I AM DECLARING THIS TOILET OFF LIMITS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. PROFFESOR MCGONAGALL WILL NOTIFY YOU WHEN IT OPENS. YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO CLEAR THE ROOM AND LEAVE THE HALLWAY BEFORE I WILL INSPECT. THAT IS ALL" He backed up, and leaned against the wall as a wave of girls suddenly found somewhere else to be. Once the hall was clear, he opened the door to the bathroom, grabbed an out of order sign, and stuck it to it. He walked in and looked around, wondering what had the girls so interested.
"It's up here Draco." a high giggling voice was heard. He looked up, and his jaw dropped. Myrtle was floating next to a six foot tall image of him, nude, still dripping from a shower. He pulled his wand out and started blasting spells at it. Myrtle giggled as she dived out of the way.
"It wont work. She used a permanent sticking charm. You'll have to get a teacher." the ghost girl laughed loudly, and jumped down the nearest toilet, leaving a splash of water behind her. Draco put his wand away, and wondered how he was going to explain this to the headmistress.