So sorry about how late this is ;AAA;' I haven't been able to work on it that much the past couple of days, so I'm sorry in advance if it isn't all that good!
"Hello everyone," England raised his teacup towards the camera, "Welcome to the Thirteenth episode of Ask The Hero and The Gentleman." England leaned back, cupped the teacup with both hands and crossed his legs. America rolled into frame on the left side with Flying Mint Bunny pushing him. The American was currently chanting faster with poor Flying Mint Bunny panting.
"Git, it's no time to play your stupid games." England sighed and looked over at the American, furrowing his brows. "You're no fun, Gentleman." America patted Flying Mint Bunny and turned in his chair to face the Briton, pouting. England rolled his eyes, laid his teacup on the desk, and picked up a flash card. "Shall we get started? We have quite a bit of questions to answer." England raised an eyebrow questioningly and America nodded. "Alright, this video comes from Ales. Lets see what she said." England leaned over and typed the link in on the laptop that sat in front of him and America then the video began.
"*camera flashes on*
Sam: aughh!...*rubs eyes* how does the flash do that? Any way about your
question... heh... those books... all over the place... Since I like hetalia
(and it seems like you do too) we have a lot of stuff for it and there are
stores PACKED with them... heh... This is my favorite *holds up a
greeceXjapan* Second favorite is USUK a little RusAme I like all pairings...
Ales: *grumbles* MooooOOOOommmm I dont wanna get up... its a sunday!
Sam: Oh dear... gtg bai!
*camera turns off*"
"Hello Sam, Ales, thank you both for sending in the video." England nodded "The flash hurts your eyes because of the sudden change in lighting. Your pupil actually changes according to the lighting in the room so that you can see your surroundings properly." America nodded in agreement, "So, when the light suddenly changes, your pupil size does as well. Which I guess kind of hurts the eyes." America shrugged then raised an eyebrow at the camera.
"RusAme?" The American grimaced, "That's interesting." England covered his mouth, muffling his laugh. America turned his head and glared at the Brtion. "Sorry, Hero. Anyways, thank you Sam and Ales for sending in your video. We appreciate it." England lowed his hand from his mouth and picked up a new flash card.
Skary: *unnoticed hides behind gentleman's chair (somehow becomeing
canada-like) opens the door and slams it hides again and after a while jumps
on The hero)
Skary: BOO!*falls over laughing at Hero's reaction*
America yelped and glared at Skary.
Skary: Geeeze that was funny... hah.. yeah... anyway, ru-Mom isnt gonna kill
me or else Pr-Dad wont have game night with him, wink wink nudge nudge, Btw
pictonions are back... ran out of marker... phh need to get some sharpies for
them... and I heard you figured out im an assassin right? weeeelll Might have
to kill you for that... Ill make an exception... Just gimme a character... NOT
FRANCIS kk? Chao~ (dark aura and evil smile) *vanishes like the ninja i am*
America leaned over and held up a paper that had a あ written on it. "How's this, Skary?" America smiled and laughed. "For some reason, I don't think that's what Skary meant, Hero." England sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. America shrugged and put the piece of paper down. "Dude, feel free to take anyone you want. Maybe Yao?" The American snickered and England looked at the Flash card again. "Alright, thank you Skary for stopping by. Good luck with the Pictonians and all. Now this is a video from Vulcan." England leaned over and typed the link on the laptop and the video began.
"*Squiggly video lines*
VB: "Hey guys! It's me, Vulcanblood!"
Ivan: "Da, and me, Ivan."
Ludwig: "Why are Roderich and I still here?"
Me: "Because you guys got drunk. It was hard enough without Francis trying to
do nasty things to you three in your sleep."
(Ludwig and Ivan shudder. Roderich snores)
Me: "He's still locked in the closet."
(closet door pounds from inside. Angry French curses are heard)
*Camera zoom onto door*
Francis: "LET ME OUT YOU ***"
(Lights flash, and beeping noises are heard)
Ivan and Ludwig: ?
Me: "That's my pervert alert. It goes off whenever a pervert speaks."
(sneaks up on Vulcan, who is sittng on couch and puts arm around shoulder)
Roderich: "That seems useful"
Me: *slaps arm away* Watch it mister.
Ivan: *lead pipe appears* "Da! You are a dead man!"
(Ivan swings pipe, and knocks over camera. Screams are heard)
*visual cuts out*
Me: "IVAN! Oh my... GET OVER HERE YOU GUYS! BRING A SWAT TEAM AND ANYONE YOU CAN!"
Ludwig: "MEIN GOTT! RODERICH IS GOING TO DIE!"
IVAN: "DA! He is! He made a move on my fiancée!"
Francis: "Ah, love."
All: "SHUT UP!"
*Camera fizzles*"
England blinked a few times, "I wouldn't worry, Roderich won't die that easily." America started typing something in on his phone. "I'm still going to text the SWAT to make sure everything will be okay. We don't want to risk it, dude." England nodded in agreement. "I hope everyone is alright. Ivan is rather unpredictable. Hopefully in his rage, he hit Frog-face." England chuckled and America sighed, "Really dude? Anyways, thanks for sending in the video Vulcan. The SWAT should be there soon." America smiled at the camera then grabbed another flash card. "Another video, it comes from NY, NJ, and VA. I thought they were grounded?" England furrowed his brows and typed the link in on the computer and the video began.
"*video comes on to a dark room*
Voice: *hushed whispered* let me see if I can turn on the night vision...
*night vision comes on*
NY: hey dad! Listen, I know I'm not suppose to be using a camera or anything
really, but I can't help it!
NJ: move over! *comes into the video* 'lo everyone.
NY: I thought you where on look out!
NJ: I got VA to do it. Anyways gentleman, as an FYI we bought all our stuff,
dad didn't chip in at all.
NY: cheap **! What do you do with all of that money anyways?
VA: *comes in* most likely McDonald's or games.
NY: is he-
VA: we take turns. Anyways I want to know, anyone watch any good anime?
NY: hey dad, you think you can come home sooner? These guys are trying to
starve us!
Texas: well looky what I found~
VA and NY: **...HEL-
*video blacks out*"
"Hey kids, tell your siblings to actually feed you guys." America sighed, "I'm not mad anymore. I also spend my money on important things!" The American crossed his arms and England rubbed his temples. "I apologize for assuming your father buys everything for you guys. I just figured that's how he would be." The Briton looked over at the sulking American and sighed. "We all know what you spend your money on, so there's no sense in lying about it. Didn't I hear you talking to your boss earlier about building a McDonalds next to your home?"
America sat up and flailed his limbs, "Dude, wouldn't it be awesome to walk outside of your house and be able to get a burger first thing in the morning or anytime of day?" The Briton banged his head against the table. "No, it wouldn't." England sighed, "Thank you NY, NY, and VA for the video." America nodded, "I should be home tonight! So, no worries!" America smiled and picked up the next flash card. "This one comes from Blacklips, who wrote:"
"Wow. Yeah, that first shot was me. I had to convince you guys there
was someone after you. And hero, deal! You're stuck seeing that bunny for a
few days!
Wait, Hero. You play scary video games, yet you're afraid of scary movies? Can
you explain that logic?
Also, There is a hole in my wiener blimp. I was going to fly over you guys,
dropping hotdogs from the sky. yeah. Still haven't gotten that de-age gun
problem fixed. not really smart having an 8 year old drive it. The blimp is
currently heading for you guys."
"Hey Blacklips, so that's what that wiener blimp is doing on the roof? We sent Tony out there earlier to get it off but it won't budge." America nervously laughed, "I hope he's alright, dude." England sighed, "He'll be fine, Flying Mint Bunny and A have been checking up on him, so don't worry." The American smiled at the Briton next to him then looked back at the camera.
"Speaking of Flying Mint Bunny, I actually got used to him! He's pretty fun!" America beamed, "I'm going to be sad when I can't see him anymore. Also, scary video games are another form of preparation for disasters. Like what if the events in Resident Evil really happen? I'll know exactly what to do!" The American stood out of his chair and pointed to himself, "Cause I'm the He-" England grabbed America by his jacket and yanked him back down into his chair.
"Thank you Blacklips for sending the letter, we hope you go back to your regular age soon. We also hope you're okay and all, being that it sounds like you were in the blimp. Tony didn't say anything about finding an eight year old, so." England blinked a couple of times then picked up a new card. "Ah, it's a video from Neva and the others, lets see what she said." England leaned over and typed the link on the card into the browser and the video began.
"*camera turns on staticy*
DC: tch, stupid thing *slaps it*
*image clears up*
DC: there we go! much better!...oh crap its recording!
*ahem* hi dad! hey Iggy!
unfortunately Jane isn't here, her siblings came to pick her up yesterday.
boy, those guys can lecture! One of em was like *horrible british accent* 'you
stupid git! what the bloody hell were you thinking?' and Jane was all 'I was
bloody drunk!' I tuned it out after that.
Neva isn't here, shes in her room right now, sulking. dad, what you said to
her was pretty harsh, I don't think anyone disserves to get killed by China. she
was pretty shocked, I had to pour ice water on her just to get her to snap out
of it, and that was after I waved pocky in her face for a half hour.
I called uncle Mattie to come and check up on her. I myself am stuck in my
room at home. I was able to at least save my camera to send you a message to
let you guys know we're ok.
oh! I got a text! from...Liverpool? oh, its from Jane. she says:
"its Jane, I managed to sneak a text on Liverpool's cell, my bloody brothers
are making me do their chores as 'punishment' bloody wankers, they know that
they still have to do their own chores but nooooo. they decided to play hookie
and loaf around all day while Im stuck scrubbing the kitchen, and get this:
apparently my name has been changed to 'Cinderella' stupid wankers..."
and for the record, we hadnt even set the prank in motion yet. we had just
came back from buying the stuff when...that happened.
oh **, I think Texas heard me. gotta go! bye!
~DC"
America looked down, "I didn't mean that she should get killed by him. I just thought China would yell at her. Tell her I'm extremely sorry, DC!" America bit his lower lip and England raised an eyebrow. "I'm sorry for what I said as well. We were upset and we said things we didn't mean. The punishment for Jane is still in place, but her siblings should be doing their own work." The Briton crossed his arms and let out an exasperated sigh.
"I should be over there tonight, in case you didn't see what I said to your siblings." America scratched the back of his head, "Thanks for sending in the video DC, and really do tell Neva I'm sorry." The American leaned forward and picked up a new flash card. "Alright, this one is from Xy, who wrote:"
"Oh, I have a nickname? How fabulous! Xy, I like it! It's nice receiving a
nickname! It means someone cares, am I right, hero? I bet you have nicknames
for the gentleman, right?
Oho, I'm prying a bit, do forgive me. And I'm sorry for not sending a letter
sooner, I had some unfortunate accidents, of which included being pushed down
a flight of stairs. Thankfully I wasn't hurt, and I am thankful for that!
To hero;
Do you suppose you will ever become a space cowboy? Have you ever thought
about it? And why must you hate on poor Gentleman's eyebrows? He looks dashing
with them! Apologize at once, or I shall be forced to use force and do things
that are usually frowned upon by ladies such as myself!
/pouty face
To Gentleman;
pay no heed to anything that American 'hero' says about you! I believe he just
isn't fully emotionally matured, else he wouldn't be so childish!
/pauses, then sighs
But I suppose that's one of his endearing qualities. And I'm glad I'm not the
only one who doesn't like being too forward. I have a friend much like the
hero, and she tends to just blurt out whatever she feels. It's endearing, and
one of the many things I love about her, but sadly it tests my self control as
a proper lady at times.
/sighs once more
And honestly, I don't care if a man can or cannot cook. I was brought up in a
proper home, and enjoy the finer things, such as sewing and cooking. Though
art is always a secret joy. Do you have anything you enjoy doing, Gentleman? (
And I must know how you have survived being near hero for so long without
killing him. Is it the tea?)
To all;
The mochis are simply adorable! And from the looks of it, mochi-hero seems to
really like Gentleman. Ohoho, looks like at leas one person is honest with
their feelings!
And congratulations on being rid of that sniper drama! I was so worried
someone might be injured, but now we can finally meet, Gentleman! I must know
what tea you drink, to make sure I have it for when you visit!
Ta-ta for now my dears, I have treaties to overlook!"
"Hey Xy!" America grinned, "Nicknames do mean someone cares, and I'm glad your not hurt, dude!" England nodded in agreement, "I just wish my nicknames weren't as ridiculous as they are. I'm glad as well that you weren't hurt. I wouldn't want you broken when we have dinner." England smiled at the camera and America sighed, "Dude, what's so bad about Iggy and Artie? Anyways, I've never thought of being a Space Cowboy, Xy! That sounds awesome!" The American flailed his arms and England cleared his throat.
America turned around and smiled at England, calmly, he reached over and grasped the Briton's hand in his own and looked into his emerald eyes. "I'm sorry for making fun of your eyebrows, dude. You do look oddly dashing with them as Xy put it." England's face flushed and he quickly pulled his hand away from the American. "A-Apology accepted." The Briton stammered, and spun in his chair so America couldn't see his face.
Mochirisu and Mochimerica appeared behind the duo, shouting various things such as 'rubbish' and 'it's okey!' America spun in his chair and held one finger up to his mouth trying to get them to hush as England spun back around to face the camera. "I try not to take what he says to heart, so don't worry about that Xy. I will admit that it is rather endearing at times, but it tests my self control as well. Maybe we should arrange for the two to meet?" England slightly laughed, "I actually embroider to pass the time, and art? Do you study or do you paint or draw? Also, tea does help quite a bit, but I'm not alone with him. A tends to scold him from time to time, we just edit it out." The Briton leaned over and picked up his teacup.
Mochirisu hopped over to America and jumped into his lap, still yelling rubbish at Mochimerica. America laughed and patted the mochi and turned back around in his chair to look up at the camera. "Dude, what do you mean someone who's honest about their feelings?" England pinched the bridge of his nose and let out an exasperated sigh, causing the American to look over at him questioningly. "I'll be fine with any tea, but I usually drink Earl Grey and Twinnings." England looked up at the camera and smiled, "Thank you for writing in, Xy."
America shook his head and leaned over to pick up another flash card, "This is one is from Duppi, it's actually a video, so let me type in the link." America smiled and moved the laptop closer to him and began typing in the link. The video soon started.
"Heya! DAMMIT, SEALAND, DON'T LEAVE-*crey forever*
Chicago: Dear God, you sap, man up. TT^TT
Erie Canal: Yae id-jit, Chicago, yae know nothin' about love; yae have no
rights to cut 'er off.
Ledicarus: *casually drifting in and out of invisibility*
Duppi: *crying in corner about how Sealand left*
Chicago: *sigh* I have a question, I guess. America, were you a gangster
during Prohibition? *was totally a good boy, yup*
Ledicarus: I have a question as well. England, does your 'tsundere'-ness come
from a thyroid issue? |D"
England blinked a couple of times, "Is Duppi in love with Little Gentleman?" America looked over at him and nodded, "Sounds like it, dude." The American turned back to the camera and smiled, "That's adorable, and a gangster? Haha, I might have gone through a bit of a rebellious phase, but I'm not sure if I would have been considered a gangster!" America scratched the back of his head then turned to face England.
"Tsundere-ness from a thyroid issue?" England quirked an eyebrow, "I'm not quite sure if that's possible or not, Ledicarus." America slightly laughed, "Now guys, take care of Duppi, thanks for sending in your questions!" The American leaned forward and picked up a new flash card, "Alright, this one if from Hari-Sama, who wrote:"
"Still ill. Ha, that rhymed. Thanks for caring. c: Have I ever mentioned that
medicine is disgusting? Because it is. Dx
While I was so /not/ stalking the other questions, I just so happened to
noticed the Gentleman mentioning something about speaking Japanese. It made me
wanna brag. I feel like crap right now, so let me brag:
I'm fluent in Japanese, and I'm learning Spanish, German, Italian, Latin,
Chinese (Mandarin), Russian, Hindi and Polish. I figure if you're gonna travel
and be a surgeon, you'll need to know something or two. ;P
Anyway, bragging aside. I noticed that you didn't answer my last question, Mr.
Gentleman. Oh ho ho. Is that supposed to mean something? XD Naw, I kid.
Science facts of the day:
100% of deaths are caused by lack of respiration to the brain. Which means, it
doesn't matter how it happens, you die because no oxygen gets to the brain.
Also
Majority of people who have Hep. C don't know. So. Get checked! -SHOT-
Concert Band state contest is tomorrow. I freaked out my band director when I
was absent today, 'cause I'm a section leader. Wish us luck! :D
Anyway... I kinda forgot what I was gonna say. So.
-arrives in the room, sits in a chair and pulls out some popcorn- Want some?
Too bad. -continues to watch- By the way, every time Mr. Hero says 'awesome',
'hero', or 'dude', I shall throw things I find. And I shall shrug.
The end. -blends into the background-
˜Hari Sama"
"My Mumsie always said that the worst tasting medicine is always the best." England smiled, "That's also quite impressive. You'll definitely need to know many languages as a traveling surgeon. Also, I'm sorry about that Hari-sama." The Briton scratched the top of his head, "It was who the person of my dreams was, correct? Well," England's face began to redden, "The person of my dreams has golden hair, sky blue eyes, an amazing laugh.." A smile slowly found it's way onto his face as he went on, America busily playing with Mochirisu and Mochimerica.
England suddenly grimaced, "He's also an arrogant git who can't read the bloody atmosphere and is absolutely immature." The Briton turned his head to glare at America and Mochirisu looked at him and yelled rubbish. America laughed then looked up England, "Why are you glaring at me, dude?" The American tilted his head at the Briton, who sighed. "Good thing you didn't hear tha-.." England looked over to the side as a book hit the back of America's head.
"What the hell was that?" America spun around in his chair, rubbing the back of his head. The Briton slightly laughed then looked back up at the camera. "Those are two interesting facts, I'm also clean of any diseases such as Hep. C, so no worries." England winked at the camera, "Also, good luck to you and the rest of your concert band! Do get well soon, Hari-Sama. Thank you for sending in your letter and for joining us." The Briton leaned forward and picked up a new flash card.
"This next letter comes from Madhatter, who wrote:"
"Well I see Matthew the most like Fluttershy, that's the closest one I can
think of.
Oh poo, send it again putting gaps in it this time see if that will make a
difference, http: / www. youtube. com/ watch? v=D4X9 5G G0 _Lo. Just take out
the gaps, (if the thing is there this time) If not type into Youtube Hetalia
Axis Powers Exhibition Skit an it's the first one.
Working with children who are deaf, that's what I want to do.
Circle you circle you is so good and so sad, seriously, Fear garden scary no,
interesting yes because of the mess up mind. What about the other songs I said
about? you know Daughter and Servant of evil and then of course Message Of
Regret, and prisoner and Paper Planes
Those two are good, and Len, I'm thinking Servent of evil now, that was so
sad, poor Len! Luka is good too, she sounds a lot more older than Miku, but
she is supposed to be 18, and she does sound like it. The only way I heard
more of Luka was the Vocaloid concerts, which I so cool! I want to go!
Woohoo! The first one is a hour away, so if we ever do go in that direction
I'll make sure to keep a look out. Thank you!
See here's the thing, I can't stand a heck of a lot of blood in anything, yet
I can stand Hellsing and Mortal Kombat, Hellsing has zombies and blood in yet
I can still stand it, and I usually can't stand a lot of blood or zombie
(technically they're called ghouls, and are made when a vampire bites (and
takes blood, I would assume) from a human of the opposite sex that is not a
virgin and is under the control of the vampire), so yeah for me it doesn't
make any sense, the one thing I can't stand in anything is spiders, I have to
put up with them in Skyrim, but I haven't encountered many of them, but the
worst time was when I saw it coming up to me and then it went into a really
dark bit and I couldn't see it and it suddenly lunged at me, luckily I had hit
it a little bit before and had shot arrows at it before it noticed me, but I
freaked out shut my eyes and pressed the button for the shout, which was my
fire breath, ad then I saw it rolling back down, so yeah, I tolerate them
there, but anything else then no.
I love it, I found it and I was like "This is awersome! I love it!" My
favourite from the video? *Thinks for a moment* To be perfectly honest I can't
chose my favourite since I just love all of the voices, all of them are really
close to how you all sound in the Japanese version, so I have to go with all
of them since I can't chose one, sorry, I'm never good at choosing.
Of course I need to say thank you! You guys have no idea how much better I
feel after reading these do you? I really need to say a massive thank you!
Just for even responding, it's seriously made me feel far much better about
myself, and to remember to keep my chin up no matter what, and to at least try
to not be so ** myself. So again thank you so much!"
"Matty is the perfect Fluttershy, you're right!" America smiled, "And we're all just a little bit racist!" The American laughed, "That cosplayer of me looks really cool!" England sighed and grabbed Mochimerica, "No love for me, I see. But I'm glad there were no jokes about my cooking." England smiled as Mochimerica curled up(?) in his lap. "Working with deaf children is a fantastic thing to do. That's a job that will surely make a difference. We have a rather nice variety of people, don't we? They all strive to do such amazing things and I'm sure you all can do it."
America nodded in agreement, "Agreed, dude. Also, they're extremely deep and sad songs. Len and Rin are the ones that you would really least expect to be singing those kinds of songs based on their age, ya' know?" America scratched the top of his head, "I kind of favor the of Evil series because it at least ends somewhat happy with Re:Birthday." America smiled at the camera and poked Mochirisu's top hat.
"Luka just has a soothing voice, in my opinion." England smiled, "Those concerts do look amazing, don't they? The Otaku always has something new up his sleeve. You're also welcome Madhatter, I wish you luck on finding the dragons." America spun around in his chair a bit, "Dude, I understand that one-hundred percent. I do the same thing you do with the spiders when I come across something that freaks me out in a game. Know what I really hate? When you lose sight of your enemy and all of the sudden it appears behind you and attacks." America grimaced.
"That's fair, we all did sound good." England smiled, "That means a lot to us to hear that. We really do wonder if we give the best advice and to know that we are actually helping means the world. So you're welcome Madhatter and thank you." America nodded in agreement, "Yeah dude! Thank you and we look forward to hearing from you again." The American smiled at the camera and picked up a flash card, "Ah, this video comes from 37. Let's see what she said!" America typed the link in on the computer and the video began.
"*camera showes a random wall*
Voice: MOM! HOW DO YOU TELL IF THE CAMERA IS ON?
Different voice from a different room: THE RED LIGHT SHOULD BE ON!
Voice: THANK YOU!
*a girl wearing black pants and a blue sweater and has her hair in a
clip/thing walkes into view of the camera*
Hey~! I got a camera~! I'm sorry that I haven't been able to reply to you
guys! School is SUCH a pain… Anyway, let's get started!
Sea-kun… You. Are. ADORABLE! And you kinda look like Hero and Gentleman put
together… *giggles*
Hero, I…can't think of anything to say…I'm sorry! Here, have a hamburger.
I put some in a package and sent it to you~! ^,^b
Gentleman, I forgot to explain what a weeaboo was last time! A weeaboo is
someone from a country -not Japan- who wants to be Japanese. They'll say stuff
like 'Kawaii~!' or 'Baka!' and watch TONS of anime… now that I think about
it, I think that one of my friends is a weeaboo. Well, she does know Japanese
so it's OK for her to speak it, I guess. *shrugs sholders*
FMB, where can I buy one of you?
Tony, how do you feel about the coun- I mean characters of HetaOni thinking
that the monster, AKA Steve, was you?
A, I've decided to leave one for you too! Is it hard having to answer all of
these question? And yes, I did just break the 4th wall. ANIKI! GO FIX IT
PLEASE!
China: Why me, aru?
Me: Because I'll buy you a new Hello Kitty doll.
China: Okay, aru! I'll get right on it, aru!
GUESS WHAT EVERYBODY! I'M REALLY GIRL FRANCIS!(Not kidding, I look exactly
like her!) With a mixture of Hero's and Elizabetha's personality! I act little
bit like Gentleman too, but only when I have to be in charge of something.
I must leave before my battery dies! See ya later! Oh, shoot. MOM! HOW DO YOU
TURN THE CAMERA OFF?
*camera cuts off*"
"Hello 37, thanks for sending in the video." England smiled at the camera, "Thank you for explaining what the bloody hell a weeaboo is. That's fairly interesting. I actually think I know one myself." America nodded, "And she's right over there!" The American pointed to where A, Tony, and Flying Mint Bunny usually are and laughs. "They'll actually answer your questions tomorrow, being that Tony is currently stuck on the roof peeling off a Weiner blimp." The Englishman nodded, "Also, that's a rather interesting mix. You do look like a Female Francis, it's quite.." England furrowed his brows, trying to think of the right word. "Cool!" America smiled at the camera and England reluctantly nodded then picked up the next flash card.
"Thank you 37 for sending in the video and we look forward to hearing from you again. This next card comes from Lady, who wrote:"
"It's me, your favourite lady! *just kidding*
Only a letter this time, my camera broke down, and dad wouldn't lend me his...
Nor would Peter. Why won't they lend me their things? I know why; I'd probably
wind up breaking them as well.
I've been reading lately, and two books made me wonder.
First: If the world came to a point where something rational had to be done
about the whole problem with the Ozone-layer, how would you manage?
Secondly: If you could change one day of your life, which would you choose,
and what consequences would it have?
Gentleman; what do you think of the British comedy troop Monty Python?
Good/bad?
What do you think of the Scout movement?
Bye!"
"Hey Lady, sorry to hear about your camera. That sucks, dude." America bit his lower lip, "I'm not sure what could be done about the ozone layer if it got that bad. But to be honest, I don't think we'll have to deal with that for a while now. We just have to take care of Earth and our atmosphere and things will hopefully be fine." America smiled and England slightly nodded.
"If I could change one day in my life, it would be the day I got drunk while filming the show." England sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "I still can't belive A actually posted that. Now what about you, Hero?" England spun in his chair to face America, who put his hand up to his chin in thought. "I actually have to answer the same." The American looked at the Briton and smiled. "I regret it for a whole 'nother reason though that I don't want to discuss with you just yet."
The Englishman raised a brow, "Alright then.. Well, I think Monty Python is rather good. Monty Python and The Holy Grail is one my all time favorite movies, actually." England smiled at the camera, "I also like the Scout movement, I think it installs good views into young men these days and helps install values into them." America nodded, "I agree dude, you can also learn how to tie really cool knots at the meetings, too!" America grinned and England banged his head against the desk. "Thank you Lady for sending in your questions, we look forward to hearing from you again."
America leaned over and picked up the last card, "This last card is from Icicle, who wrote:"
"Hi guys, I'm back!
Wait... JAPAN is there! I freaking love Japan!
Plus Sealand! Dude, thats even better!
And Gentleman, you shouldn't thank me, the toad deserves it ^w^
I got major questions for ya guys!
For The Toad( you know who you are ya stupido!) : Die in a hole, will ya? Or
at least get hit by a mallet, in the face... Please? I can't stand your
face... -_- if your not there, the gentleman can go to your house and smack
you will a mallet, anywhere he pleases. :3
For the Little Gentleman: Awwwwwwwwww~ I just love ya! Your so adorable, I
wish I was there so I could just hug ya w So I got a question, why do you look
like America and England owo? If you can't answer, the gentleman and the hero
have to answer!~
For The Gentleman: sayyyyyyyy~ I've just noticed, why are your eyebrows so
bushy owo? If you will, answer me this, when did you decide to cook? *tilts
head* you don't have to answer it, I'm just curious.
For The Hero: S'up man! I have a super question you HAVE to answer! Where the
hell did you get your jacket and how come it's so fuzzy, I want one D: . Oh
yeah, when you hold parties, what happens? I know how American parties are
like, but what happens when YOU host them :3
For the Otaku: I love you soooooo much~ So you are spared from my most random
questions... For now :3
Okay~ I'mma go now, ciao ciao~"
"Hello Icicle," England looked up at the camera, "My eyebrows are busy only because I don't trim them. I feel as though trimming them would be like changing who I am. I've also been cooking all of my life, so it's fairly hard to tell you what exactly made me decide to cook." The Englishman raised his hand to his chin, "I guess these days, I just want to improve my cooking and prove to everyone that I indeed can cook."
America slightly laughed, "Dude, like that would ever happen." England glared at the American who looked back up at the camera. "Haha, dude, I got this jacket when I joined the Air Force and then I customized it to fit me a bit better." America smiled, "And dude, my parties are the best you will ever see. They tend to go really well and everyone raves about them for weeks after! Except for Mr. Stick in the Mud over here." The American pointed towards England, laughing.
England cleared his throat, "Thank you Lady for sending in your questions, we look forward to hearing from you again." America stopped laughing and nodding, "Yeah, thank you everyone for sending in your questions! It's so much fun answering them and we can't wait to hear from you all again! Thanks for watching!" The duo waved to the camera and after a few seconds, the screen went black.
A-Chan: thank you everyone for reading! ;w; I'm so sorry I've been late. Sick + School = Horrible update timing ;A; Anyways, send in questions for Flying Mint Bunny, Tony, and even A/Me if you want! w And remember to tell me who you want to see host on.. I guess Sunday now LOL. Ciao guys! :D