RikuRoku:

Riku was currently hiding in his closet, tennis racket in hand, terrified of the constant sound of his laptop alerting him of a new email- going at about a rate of 30 emails per minute. Riku sighed deeply and eventually peered out through the crack of his closet door when the beeping seemed to stop. He was wrong. A loud beep sounded- this time indicating his inbox was completely full.

"Dammit!" Riku exclaimed and slammed the tennis racket to the floor as he exited his source of safety. When Riku sat down with his laptop to erase every single message in his inbox- not caring whether one was a message from Yen Sid or anyone actually important- there was a pop-up on his screen advertising RikuRoku.

"Fuck life!" Riku yelled and did the trademark sign of Riku- flinging his computer across the room. But now, Riku had felt slightly aroused. The silverette wanted to feel sick, but all he felt was stiff ;)

"I will kill you, Xion." Riku murmured- slightly less promising than the last time.

HaynerXPence:

"She won't ever get enough! Once she gets a little touch!" Pence was walking down the street licking his sea-salt ice cream as he sang the lyrics to 'My First Kiss'- something he had not yet received even at the age of almost 15. I'm not quite sure if it's something you'd actually call singing, but Pence was belching it out regardless. Pence's cell phone rang- interrupting him from his obnoxious outbursts.

"Yellow?"

"Hey, Pence, it's Hayner."

"I know, bro. I do have caller ID."

A pause.

"Have you heard of a thing called yaoi?" Hayner asked quickly.

"Yow-ee? Uh, no. Not unless you're talking about the monster from a Scooby-Doo movie... Was it like Yowie Yahoo? I think that was it..."

"No, Pence. It's- Well it's kinda like- Dammit."

"Hayner?"

"Forget it. See ya around."

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