This one-shot was written from a fight that my sister and I had recently. We have some really weird fights. I'm just ending it at that.
I don't own anything.
Title: A Weird Fight Parings: Harry/Ginny; Ron/Hermione Rated: T
Teddy walked into the kitchen of Harry's house to hear the following conversation being held.
"You seriously are going to end your friendship because of something stupid like this?" Hermione asked Harry and Ron.
"This isn't stupid!" Harry shouted. "Ron needs to accept that I'm correct and that he is wrong." Harry turned to Ron. "Richard!"
"Dick!" Ron yelled back. Teddy frowned. Why would Ron call Harry a dick?
"Oh for the love of—" Ginny said. "Will you two stop fighting?"
"No," Ron said. "Not until Harry admits that I am correct. His name is Dick."
Teddy dropped the frown when he realized that Ron was talking about a person. A small blush formed on his cheeks at his mistake. Nobody noticed it though.
"What is going on?" Teddy asked.
"Well Harry and Ron have gotten into a fight because Ron says that Dick is the name of the original Robin in Batman and Harry says that it is Richard. Personally I don't care what Robin's real name is because it is a show. I knew letting Harry and Ron go on a vacation with Harry's cousin was a bad idea."
"Technically aren't they both right?" Teddy said.
Harry and Ron stopped fighting.
"What are you talking about Teddy?" Harry asked. "I know for a fact that I'm right and that Ron is wrong."
"The first Robin's name is Richard Grayson. But throughout the show he was called Dick because Dick is a shorter way of saying Richard. I don't know why though. Richard doesn't have Dick in it. I would have thought Richy or Rich or even Gray would be his nickname. I'm not sure why anyone would want to be called Dick. I mean you're called Dick. People might take it the wrong way. It's a good thing I was named Teddy."
"Wait a minute," Harry said. "Are you saying that Robin's real first name is Richard?"
"Real first name?" Teddy questioned to himself. "Yes it is. I don't see why you're fighting about this though—"
"I was correct!" Harry shouted. "I told you his real name was Richard! Dick is a nickname! Look who owes someone an apology and 50 galleons."
Ron mumbled to himself about how he was really right and how Harry could go suck it. Harry was having a party by himself and Teddy, Hermione, and Ginny looked onward in boredom.
"Hey Teddy," Ginny said. "Let's go get some ice cream while Harry parties and Ron sulks."
"Okay," Teddy said. As Teddy exited the doorway Harry made a comment.
"Best party ever! Whoo!" Harry shouted as he shot confetti out of his wand.