Chapter 14 of Seals gone mother flipping wild

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Slight rant: Why do people start multiple fics at the same time? Wouldn't it be easier to write one at a time? From what I've seen double tasking leads to abandonment.

Start:

Naruto woke up with a grown, he had a rough night.
"God Damn my back!" Said Naruto as he tried to ease the pain with his hand
Naruto got up and left the office trying to walk off his sore back.
Naruto looked around the courtyard, he saw the initiates firing there weapons with reckless abandon Naruto squinted his eyes and thought "Why would they waste ammo like that?" he shrugged and pushed the thought away he walked down the stairs
Naruto walked down to the lab and was surprised to find Rothchild and the same scribes leaning over a table, poking and prodding the same rifle.
"Rothchild have you seen Elder Lyons?"
Scribe Rothchild looked up and said" Uhhh Yeah he just went by a few minutes ago, I think he went up to the meeting room." Naruto nodded and said "Thanks" before he headed up to the meeting room, he dodged a woman with a giant hammer on her back and opened the door.
Naruto saw elder Lyons talking to a group of paladins Elder Lyon?
"…and I said that's not a laser pistol in my pants!" Said Elder Lyons, the group of paladins laughed loudly
Naruto winced at the sound, laughter muffled by power armor sounded like a wounded animal to him.
Elder Lyon's turned and quickly said "Oh I'm sorry assassin, did you need something?"
Naruto nodded and said "I was looking to see if you had anything for me to do, apparently yesterday I didn't fill my quota of dirt bags."
Elder Lyon's gave him a smile and a slight chuckle "Yes of course I'm sure I can dig something up for you. Just give me a few minutes"
"Ok then…I guess I'll beat up some initiates outside or something. "
"I would prefer that you didn't kill them Assassin, Go ask Paladin Vargas, he should have something for you to do. "
Naruto nodded and approached the Paladin; the man turned to face Naruto and said
"What do you want? "
"Elder Lyons said you might have something for me to do?"
Paladin Vargas nodded and said "Uhh yeah I got one or two, You've faced Deathclaws before right?"
Naruto then got worried "Deathclaws, Oh yeah sure! Let the Assassin kill them! "
"Yes I have, twice." Replied Naruto
"Well we've had reports of the Enclave enslaving deathclaws lately with these odd devices they attach to their heads. We obviously need to find a way to stop them."
"You get a control device; I'll get you a nice sum of caps for your trouble."
Naruto nodded and said "Yeah whatever; I'll get it done"
"Why am I doing missions for almost nothing?" Thought Naruto
He quickly remembered and sighed "Oh yeah, it's the right thing to do. When I die I better fucking go to heaven! "
Naruto left the base and climbed the stairs to his un-official house, he spotted Larissa stretching.
"Good mourning Larissa, Did you sleep well? "
"Good enough I suppose…your bed is really comfy, it's the first time I've ever slept with pillows or sheets." She said smiling brightly
"I guess I'll try to find something a bit more…fluffy, I did find some lying around but they were pretty hard." Naruto explained
"Yeah all the beds around here are hard, they've had to go through twenty years of punishment. "
Naruto loved the bed…but. Naruto swore in his mind and thought "Damn me and my chivalry!"
"Why don't you just keep the bed, I've slept on good beds all my life, I can live without it for a while. "
Larissa smiled and said "Thanks Naruto you're the best!" She ran over and gave Naruto a big hug
Naruto coughed loudly as Larissa slowly choked him
"Larissa! Your c-choking me! Let go! He barely made out." Her metal forearms were digging into his back.
"Oh I'm sorry naruto! I guess I don't know my own strength." Larissa said embarrassed
"That's Ok but really you need to be careful you've done his twice now."
"I'll work on it Naruto I promise" Larissa said her face showing dedication
"You better!" He said with a playful tone
Naruto grabbed his equipment and headed towards the door
"Bye, I'll see you later"
"Bye Naruto! Thanks again for the bed! "
"You better be thankful" he said under his breath.
He left the citadel heading towards the northeast.
He walked over the water and got there quickly he saw that a hotel was nearby and saw dead body on the front porch. His curiosity peeked He entered slowly and saw a sight he would likely never forget.
The same man he had saw two times before, was having sex with two women on a heart shaped bed. Naruto was getting slightly peeved "What kind of guy seduces women, gets them pregnant and leaves them?" Naruto snuck up on the man and chopped his neck, effectively knocking him out.
"Girls get dressed; this guys a big asshole he's already got two or three women pregnant."
The two women took off up the stairs and soon came down dressed in various forms of armor. They left the hotel the same way Naruto did. Naruto looked at the "Lone Wanderer" and said "Now what am I going to do with you?" He bound his hands and feet with ¼ inch wire and some rope. He tied him to a chair with a different set of knots and left the hotel. He had completed a "side" mission.
Naruto walked around the outside of the hotel and found his target; he spotted the large cage that Paladin Vargas told him about around it, one armored solider and one officer. He hid himself in the shadows and crept closer, he took out a combat knife and got behind the armored solider. He quickly put him in a choke hold and sliced his neck, he gently let the man fall to the ground. He moved towards the officer and repeated the process, but instead of slicing the neck he stabbed the heart. He paused when he felt the hilt bounce off the skin. He looked down and blushed He had stabbed "her" in the breast. "I'm sorry ma'am! " He pulled the knife out and let the body fall to the ground. ( I guess the Enclave does have good genetics!) He searched her body for the key to the cage; he eventually found the key in the place where no man ever thinks to look. I should have known, Tsunade used to do the same thing with her sake and personal gambling machine key's.
Naruto shook his head to get rid of the thought, he had to move on. Naruto then approached the cage and found that the Deathclaw was in a fury. Naruto un-sealed his sword and was about use it to stab the Deathclaw through the cage slots. He stopped "If I do this the thing on his head will be destroyed"
Naruto swore loudly, the Deathclaw responded and slammed against the cage. He began to ponder how he would go about the situation his mind slowly and hesitantly went towards releasing the Deathclaw.
Naruto sighed and took out the key he put it into the lock and turned. He jumped to the top back of the cage and waited for the Deathclaw to come out. He felt the cage shake as it grasped the cage by the sides; naruto took out his sledgehammer and tiptoed towards the front of the cage. He waited for the Deathclaw to show its torso, and struck. The hammer slammed into the beasts back, he heard several bones break inside and smiled but quickly lost it when the Deathclaw turned around and attempted to slash him in half. Naruto jumped back and saw the beasts hand punch threw the metal. Naruto took the opportunity to strike and hit the Deathclaw in the neck. He heard the Deathclaw start to wheeze and struggle, he silently waited for it to fall dead. When it finally went limp Naruto took precaution and used his knife to sever the spinal cord. Naruto quickly took the device off the Deathclaws head and leapt off the cage. He walked into the hotel and reacted instantly when he heard a gunshot he was forced to dodge the bullet. The "lone wanderer had somehow escaped his bindings and armed himself. The "lone wanderer" shot again and again forcing Naruto to dodge. When the "lone wanderer" was forced to reload Naruto raced forward, he wasn't expecting him to already have another weapon out. Naruto tried to dodge the next barrage of bullets, he wasn't so lucky and was hit several times in the legs and torso; the armor luckily stopped the bullets. He rolled away before pulling out his sword and charging, he sliced the assault rifle in half and stabbed the man in the stomach, the Lone wanderer fell to the ground and smiled widely he stabbed the man in the heel and was forced back by a explosion. (nuclear anomaly) By the time he could see again the "lone wanderer" was gone, Naruto sat up and looked himself over, luckily his equipment was unharmed, his legs however were pretty shot up. Naruto took out the medical supplies that he had kept from the outcast base. In total he used seven stimpacks, 4 of the 7 were used to mend the bones in his legs, the last three to heal the bullet holes. He took a med-x and stood up. "God what was that guy! He fucking took out a gun faster than I can take out my sword! And then he fucking exploded and survived." Naruto looked at the pieces of assault rifle on one half and the other there were several symbols. "This is oddly close to Japanese." He couldn't translate it however. He sealed the pieces into his scroll and left the hotel, heading towards the citadel.
He made good time and quickly entered the courtyard before going down to the laboratory.
He spotted Lyons and Rothchild talking to each other.
He walked over and said "Elder Lyons!"
"What Assassin me and Rothchild are busy." Elder Lyons said sternly
"Paladin Vargas sent me to find a Deathclaw control device, I got one but I found someone." Naruto said as he set the device on the table.
"Who did you find?" Asked Elder Lyons
"I'll give you the short version, I found the lone wanderer raping two women, I knocked him unconscious, I got the device, I came back, and he had escaped. We fought for a while and I ended up flat on my back with several bullet holes, while the Lone wanderer only got a few stab wounds. "
Elder Lyons frowned and said I didn't think that the boy could be so resilient.
Elder Lyon's he's a fucking monster, he blew up and survived! He isn't Human!
Then, his time in this wasteland is over He shows no interest in fixing the purifier; he has no use to anyone. I have a mission for you…Kill the Lone Wanderer!

(Do you know how homeless people stop their backs from hurting? They eat Kentucky fried chicken; you know the hard pieces at the top of the joints? That helps! )
Omake:
Naruto made three clones outside of a non-descript metro, he formed several hand signs and waited for their response, two of the clones looked baffled while the other being bolder than the others said "What was that?"
He responded "On three Go! Damn it you guys! "
Naruto then said "GO!"
Naruto and his clones charged through the chain-link fence yelling "WDEA"
They rushed forward and stacked (1) themselves next to a door and nodded to each other
One clone had a sledgehammer and slammed the door open.
They rushed through the open door and killed the two ghouls that were mixing things in a large container.
They all said "Clear!" After they stabbed the ghouls several times over.
"Search the place!" They searched the place and found evidence off drugs
"Naruto! I found some Ultra-Jet! Its High grade stuff." The clone put the evidence in a bag and they all left the metro.
(1) Stacked is a term for how police and military enter rooms, they stack themselves in a line outside and go in behind the first person.
Omake Over

Hmmm Chapter 14 over…This year in English is going to suck, I'm now used to writing dialogue and stuff, but now I'll have to do essays and crap.