How Facebook Destroyed My Life
Chapter 14 – Vincent Valentine
Oh, Oh, Sexy Vampire
Expanded Version
Vincent sat at Tifa's bar drinking a glass of red wine like he always did on a Friday if he was in Midgar. Everything was carrying on as if it were a typical Friday evening which for the most part it was. However, he occasionally caught the young woman Tifa had hired to help her run the bar staring at him as she did her job. It made him somewhat uncomfortable that she kept staring over at him even when she wasn't just checking on his wine level in the glass.
He eventually stopped being bothered by it over the course of the night as he got to know her from the information Tifa gave him. He found that in fact he was starting to think that perhaps he could even talk to this young woman and not worry about her running away in fear of him.
"Excuse can I get another glass please?" Vincent asked the young woman when she walked near him.
"Yes of course," Lauren smiled and poured him another glass.
"I didn't catch your name," Vincent said quietly.
"Oh I'm Lauren nice to meet you Mr. Valentine." Lauren said giving him a soft smile. She had seen him at some of the AVALANCHE meetings.
Vincent watched her go back to pushing the last few customers out of the bar as it was past closing time. Vincent smiled softly when she came and sat beside him. "Do you mind if I sit here for a bit?" Lauren asked.
"Go ahead," Vincent replied.
Lauren talked to him well into the morning smirking when she noticed he was actually drunk. Although he had downed 10 bottles of wine while talking to her. She put on a song called Oh, Oh Sexy Vampire and she set up a video camera to tap the two of them dancing to it. Vincent surprised her by actually biting into her neck much like a vampire would and drinking a little bit of the blood that flowed from the wound.
"What the hell….." Lauren was confused and now slightly worried.
"Shhhhh…. It's ok it'll heal over in no time." Vincent mumbled the words slurred so it came out 'shhhhh, s'k it'll heal over inno time'.
~Begin Facebook Comments~
Vincent Valentine was tagged in a video post by Lauren
Samantha: holy shit yuffie was right he is a vampire
Yuffie: see I told ya!
Cloud: wow….
Tifa: Vincent…. Well who would have thought
Lauren: haha he was drunk off his ass
Tifa: how much wine did he have?
Lauren: 10 bottles
Samantha: holy shit that'd do it
Vincent:…..
Lauren: lol yeah u did that Vinnie
Samantha, and 5 others like Lauren's comment
Vincent: I am so sorry Lauren
Lauren: surprised ur not sorry for waking up in my bed
Vincent: …
Samantha: he did what with who for how many cookies? Lol
Lauren, and 6 others like Samantha's comment
Lauren: he slept with me for zero cookies, lol….. well I think sleep is the wrong word but yeah
Tifa; Vincent slept with u…
Lauren: uh huh, I need to get him drunk more often me thinks
Vincent:… I am so sorry Lauren
Lauren: again I'm not mister sexy vampire…..OH! OH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! lol XD
Vincent: Excuse me while I go vanish for a few weeks.
Cloud: spoil sport
Samantha: bet that's what u were screaming all night eh Lauren?
Lauren: uh huh ^_^ it was
Tifa: Damn Vincent
Yuffie: hey he's mine!
Lauren: like hell bitch Vincent needs more then just a little whore like u!
Vincent: I actually concur with this statement
Samantha: he slept with Lauren not u dumbass materia whore
Vincent: among other things….
Lauren: uh huh *smirks and cuddles a Vinnie*
Vincent: *sighs* well could be worse I suppose at least u didn't dress me up like a chocoboo
Cloud: ok Vincent that was so not funny and that was one freaking time!
Lauren: actually it's hilarious bird brain
Samantha: I agree with her
Lauren: I win… *insert moan* I need to go guys later
Samantha: somebody's about to get laid, lol
Cloud: yeah no shit
Tifa: its about time they got together
~End Facebook Comments~
Yuffie screamed and ran for where she knew Lauren lived ready to go and kill Lauren for touching her Vincent. However when she got there she found Vincent on top of Lauren both naked as he thrust into her willing body. His fangs were sank deep into her neck as he drank her blood while he made love to her some excess blood ran down her chest.
Yuffie stood watching them in abject horror at what she saw, she couldn't believe that Vincent was on that woman as if he loved her. "Mmmm Vincent fuck harder I know you can don't think a little blood loss is going to be all it takes to….." Lauren had begun but was cut off when Vincent began to drive into her with all he had. A loud moan left her before becoming a scream as he found the spot he had been looking for.
"Lauren….. God's how can you do this to me? One minute I want to protect you the next I'm balls deep and fangs in on top of you and desiring it more each moment." Vincent groaned in her ear.
"I don't know Vincent but by the gods I love you and everything you're doing to me." Lauren moaned out.
"And I love you too," Vincent whispered before licking up the blood from her chest as they both climaxed.
Yuffie ran off in tears which did not go unnoticed by the lovers who plotted Facebook revenge on the little ninja. Lauren lay with Vincent for a bit first though just enjoying the feeling of him licking all the blood from her body. "You keep doing that and one day I will have my revenge." Lauren muttered.
"I didn't take too much did I?" Vincent asked resting beside her.
"Nope not at all, surprisingly enough I seem to have more blood in my body than I should. Like honestly you should have drained me from the amount that you had." Lauren replied kissing him softly.
~Begin Facebook Comments~
Lauren made a post on her wall. Lauren: Well note to self always make sure to lock all doors and windows so that sex with my vampire lover doesn't become a public show.
Vincent: now now it's just yuffie she's not that important Lauren
Lauren: she saw us both naked thank you very fucking much
Vincent: *growl* true enough
Samantha: oh wow jealous much Vinnie? You afraid that Lauren will run off with yuffie over you?
Vincent: shut up
Lauren: not likely Yuffie is not my type, however mister vampy here is
Cloud: so I guess we will be seeing more of you huh Vincent?
Vincent: more like you'll be seeing less of Lauren *smirks*
Lauren: I'm sold love *cuddles up to Vincent*
Vincent: I'm sold as well now let's go finish making those little vampire/human babies
Lauren: oh fuck yeah later all!
Yuffie: I hate you all
~End Facebook Comments~
Needless to say that Yuffie never once bothered trying to be with Vincent when after a few months it turned out that Lauren was pregnant and Samantha had also made a very blatant threat to the little ninja. Lauren laughed and hugged Samantha tightly thanking her before strong arms pulled her against a strong chest as teeth grazed her pale neck.
"Uhhh I'm just gonna leave you two alone I think," Samantha said laughing as she ran off to Cloud with a grin on her face.