Ooohhhhhh! New followers and favourites! Ok, now are you ready for it? it is finally here. The truth or dare chapter(s)! I feel like I'm creating too much hype over truth or dare… but with the Cahills, it's worth it… hopefully…. Now on with the chapter!
Disclaimer: Jude Watson, Rick Riordan, Gordan Korman, Margeret Peterson Haddix, Peter Lerangis and Patrick Carmen are way too awesome to let someone take away ownership of their books…
I recalled all those names from memory so I may or may not have gotten one or two of them wrong…
Dan logged on
Natalie logged on
Amy logged on
Sinead logged on
Hamilton logged on
Madison logged on
Reagan logged on
Ned logged on
Ted logged on
Nellie logged on
Jonah logged on
Dan: woah! Everyone's here! Wait, I just had a brilliant idea!
Natalie: quick, tell us before it dies of loneliness.
Ian: Natalie, that's not nice…
Natalie: stop defending your girlfriend's brother, brother.
Jonah: I could watch them spar all day!
Nellie: agreed…
Ted: speaking of Jonah, Reagan and I have good news!
Reagan: we're going steady again!
Ted: we solved our petty argument.
Madison: I still don't approve of you… *death stare*
Ned: but he looks exactly like me… if you don't approve of him then… *pouty face*
Madison: dude, for the last time, just because the two of you look alike and I don't like Ted doesn't mean that I don't like you too! This is as bad as the time you asked Me if I found Ted handsome
Dan: does nobody want to hear my awesome idea?
Sinead: nobody cares about you!
Hamilton: Sinead! Don't insult my buddy!
Sinead: I'm so sorry, why don't you go comfort him… while I change my status to single!
Ned: but you still said you found him handsome!
Madison: I did not!
Ian: that's it! you are not allowed to go to Paris for the fall collection!
Natalie: but that's not fair!
Amy: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!
*silence for a whole of two seconds*
*everybody resumes their squabbles*
Nellie: EVERYBODY SHUT UP OF ELSE I'LL START SINGING!
*crickets chirping*
Amy: I have so much to learn from you… anyway, Dan? Your idea?
Dan: oh! I wanted to say that we should play truth or dare! Y'know, settle our differences in a more peaceful way…
Cahills except the Cahills: BAD IDEA!
Amy Cahill: its actually a pretty good idea…
Sinead: fine, I'm in… but only, if we change it to truth, dare, double dare, or double dirty dare.
Jonah: that's dirty, yo!
The author: I'm just going to warn you that there will be absolutely NO M-rated dares, understood?
Cahills: yes ma'am…
Dan: she's freaky…
Sinead: how the *bleep* did she get into this chat? This is MY computer program!
Hamilton: she's the author… she can do anything…
Dan & Jonah: Kim Possible reference! You owe us sodas!
Hamilton: damn… why wasn't it Dan who lost the bet first?...
Dan: cuz I'm awesome!
Ian: so?... who's going to start? Also, what is a double dare and a double dirty dare?...
Sinead: oh Ian… so clueless… so very naïve… *snicker*
Natalie: you'll find out as you play.
Amy: I'll start. No arguments.
Nellie: this game is for you young people… I'm outta here!
Nellie logged off
Amy: okay then… hmm… Sinead, T,D,DD,DDD?
Sinead: I'm gonna go with… truth.
Natalie: aww… is the little Starling scared of a colour-blind peasant?...*fake pouty face*
Ted: we take offense at that…. Especially since Sinead is older than us…
Ned: ditto to… all that…
Amy: fine… tell us who you had a crush on when you were fourteen.
Sinead: uh… can I change it to dare?..
Holts: NO BACKSIES!
Ian: seriously?...
Jonah's thoughts (not actually said out): maybe if I lay low, they might forget my existence…
Amy: fine you can change it to dare… *evil smirk*
Natalie: since when do you smirk?...
Amy: Ian teaches me in our spare time…
Madison: yeah… cuz there's so much spare time that you don't know what to do…
Reagan: if you know what we mean… *pervertic smirk*
Ian: good lord, what do your parents teach you?...
Hamilton: well… sports is usually about crude language… you british aren't much better, you wankers…
Natalie: in case you haven't noticed the dart gun with poisoned darts in it…
Amy: can I say my dare now?...
Dan: knowing Amy, it's gonna be lame…
Amy: I dare you to tell us who you had a crush on when you were fourteen.
Sinead: you found a loophole… so not fair…
Ian: loopholes make games like these ever so fun…
Hamilton: stop defending your girlfriend
Ian: then you stop defending yours…
Amy: enough! Sinead? I believe you have something to tell us?...
Sinead: are there any penalties if I can't do the dare?
Amy: oh yeah… we didn't exactly lay down the rules… since, Dan isn't involved in any of our quarrels, he can come up with the penalties.
Dan: alright! Uh… if you fail to complete a truth, you have to tell us one secret of yours. If you fail to complete a dare, you have to take off one article of clothing. For DD, two articles of clothing and for DDD, you have to kiss the person you hate the most among us.
Natalie: I'd say those rules are actually pretty fair…
Amy: so Sinead? What is your answer?...
Sinead: fine! I liked Justin Beiber! You happy?...
Reagan: no! he's mine!
Ted: hey!
Amy: okay, cut it out before I call Nellie back on!
Sinead: ok! Revenge time! Ian! T,D,DD,DDD?
Ian: DDD! I need to know what that is!
Hamilton: like you needed to know what periods were…
Ian: how did you know about that?!
Sinead: I tweeted it.
Hamilton: not just that… *snicker*
Sinead: oh. Did I forget to mention it's on Facebook and Tumblr too?
Ian: I am never trusting you ever again
Ted: then that cancels out the purpose of this chatroom
Ned: which is to help all of us bond
Dan: can you just hurry up and say what your dare is?!
Sinead: fine. Ian go make babies with Amy
Ian: isn't that not allowed
Sinead: I don't care. Its my computer program
Amy: do I not get any say in this?
Dan: why hasn't the author come on and stopped this dare yet?
Ted: theoretically, if the author hasn't stopped the dare yet,
Ned: it means that there is probably a loophole in the near future.
Hamilton: the two of you are doing that freaky twin talk again
Reagan: hey! We take offense at that.
Madison: yeah! You don't see Reagan and I doing that.
Sinead: we're triplets, not twins! Why does every one assume that I am older than them?
Ted: because you are, dear sister
Ian: fine, I'll do the dare.
Ian logged off
Amy: again, do I not get any say in this?
Dan: am I too young to be an uncle?
Sinead: I pity your children, Dan. I really do
Hamilton: on a completely unrelated topic, Natalie and Jonah have been awfully quiet…
Natalie: I am simply thinking of dares that are embarrassing and funny.
Ned: Jonah's trying to lay low so he won't get called
Jonah: thanks a lot buddy…
Amy: ian? What?
Amy was disconnected
*awkward silence*
Sinead: uh…
Hamilton: is he really going to do it?
Reagan: I sure hope so
Madison: you should've asked him to videotape it
Ted: I pity you, bro…
Ned: what's that supposed to mean?
Dan: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hamilton: what the hell, Dan?
Dan: you will not believe what they're doing now.
Ned: dude, you're watching them have sex?
Natalie: Ian really went through with it? wow, he finally grew some balls…
Sinead: they've found a loophole haven't they?
Dan: nope, nope, yep. And you will not guess what the *bleep* they are doing now.
*Nellie is heard in the background: what a big mess you've made! I expect you to clean it all up*
Amy reconnected
Amy: hi!
Sinead: you're looking strangely happy…
Amy: we made baby cupcakes!
Hamilton: loopholes take the fun out of everything…
Madison: got that right…
Reagan: ditto…
Ian logged on
Ian: well, now it's now my turn… I pick…
To be continued
Gotcha! You totally expected me to continue, right? Anyway, I've got a music project to work on so… gotta end it here… now, you get to choose who you want ian to pick. The character that gets the most reviews will be chosen. Until next time…