Nnoitra came to a realization. One, his fraccion was devoted to him beyond meaning, so yeah for him and two, Ulquiorra was being very sneaky while Pet-sama was being depressed.
Something happened.
So, being the kind of Espada who sticks his nose into everything, he asked Ulquiorra.
"..."
That was all the emo-spada would say.
Hmm, that means works was required.
So with great wisdom he went to Halibel, got her advice, and collaborated with her. Seeing how she was a woman, she might know more than he, a man. After a smack on the face for that comment she agreed to help him.
With one of the top Espada and the fifth, they stalked Ulquiorra, tackled him down and tied him up like a turkey. His muffled mutters of death threats were indeed muffled.
"Sorry Cuatra." Not really sorry at all. "But your negativity is effecting my zen." Dear god, what was he saying? Dammit, he really shouldn't hang around Zommari anymore.
With an easy pull, he grabbed the bound Espada and hoisted it on his bony shoulders. From there he and Haliblel went to Orihime's room, dumped the protesting Espada there and left a note on the door.
It simply said there was a surprise.
And now they wait.
Minutues later, Orihime walked into the room. The two pressed their ears to the door and waited. First there was a rustling sound, the sound of breaking glass. And...low voices...then murmuring, and was that licking?
There were low moans, two different sounds. Nnoitra pulled his ear even closer to listen. His eyebrows rose up his forehead as each sound reached his ears. He was actually enjoying himself before the door opened and Ulquiorra stared at him stonily. Halibel was nowhere to be seen.
Two minutes later, Stark almost tripped over a half broken Nnoitra. With a poke of a foot, Stark came to the conclusion Nnoitra was still alive. He pondered whether or not he should drag Nnoitra to a healer. After careful thought, he sat down next to Nnoitra and took a nap.
If not for Nnoitra's worried fraccion, the fifth Espada might have died from blood loss. If one thing was learned that day, it was not to anger Ulquiorra during his 'happy time'.
Nope.
But knowing Nnoitra, he was going to do it over and over and over just because it is fun to see Ulquiorra's face twitch oddly.
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Whee...short... I'm using most of my brain for my new Aizen fic called O Brother Where Art Thou. Look it up if you're interested.
Again, cause it's fun and people like it. Give a shout if you want more. A REALLY BIG SHOUT!
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